Catnap Stories by Shenandoah and Humble

batgirl2good · Jul 23, 2005

CAJUN GODMEOWMA GETTIN REDDY, TOO!!

She has her lessons planted.

Now this all secruhtive, so we cant tell bout spellz & such.
But we CAn give u all kitties some hints to love yurself.

Repeet every day, 100 tymes:

I am Beautiful.

I am lovt.

I am intelluhgent.

I am wurthy.
There is no wun like me on erf.

Peeple luv me. My kitty frens luvs me.

Tghas the enda this storee....

Baby Tia is gonna enroll wen she 6 monfs ole.
Ari mite come, too......and
one of these gurls: Much, Karlee, Luzee
(remember, one per famlee)

carolcat · Jul 23, 2005

Oh oh, tanks for the storee, i so excitd, luv tia..

katachtig · Jul 23, 2005

Tats a such a sweet storee. If wez use the meditashun gyde and the majic words, wez can attain kitty nurvana wich is almost as good as cuddling with meomy and purrpa.

Wez cant decide wose gets to go. Maybes wez have this big brawl and fite to the death for it. Meomy just nicks that idea saying shes would be sad if tat happened. Need to tink this one threw.

Luzee

carolcat · Jul 23, 2005

Maybe you could play "paw, whisker, tail" and decide that way? luv tia

katachtig · Jul 23, 2005

Originally Posted by carolcat

Maybe you could play "paw, whisker, tail" and decide that way? luv tia

Lil Tia,

In the game rules, dos it matter tat Much has a podder puff tail and Karlee's tail dont work (it just drags around)?

Todeys wasnt one of my better deys. Meomy was messing wit my ear saying tat iz had sumting on it. Wen she was threw wit it, iz was po'd and iz grabs her arm and bites her. Shes was mad. Now she has a scratch on her arm froms my teef. and tens iz was sitting in the spot wheres shes was sorting papers and wens she moves me iz nip her again. Meomy sez tat if I do tat agin shes will have to tell animul control about my biting.

Nows its time for my nap agin.

Later, Luzeee

carolcat · Jul 23, 2005

Originally Posted by katachtig

Lil Tia,

In the game rules, dos it matter tat Much has a podder puff tail and Karlee's tail dont work (it just drags around)?

Todeys wasnt one of my better deys. Meomy was messing wit my ear saying tat iz had sumting on it. Wen she was threw wit it, iz was po'd and iz grabs her arm and bites her. Shes was mad. Now she has a scratch on her arm froms my teef. and tens iz was sitting in the spot wheres shes was sorting papers and wens she moves me iz nip her again. Meomy sez tat if I do tat agin shes will have to tell animul control about my biting.

Nows its time for my nap agin.

Later, Luzeee

deer luzeee, no t don mattr bout whether tail is short or don work, you pla it like paper sizor rok game.

i soree to here you havn bad day

. did yur meowmy hurt yur er when she messed wif it?

i hop not. try not to bite yur meowmy cuz she mite tak you to the bad place for dem to look at er ! plus animal control takes kittys away

and they never gets to go home somtimes

i sendin you purrs, pleze be good so you don have to go to animal control, luv tia

batgirl2good · Jul 23, 2005

Luzee, we prayin that a bad thin not happen. lil sweetie, u'z gotta qwit bitin!

NO wanna go to anuhmul control.

batgirl2good · Jul 23, 2005

HERO JASPER

Jasper wuz playin in da room
wen he seed sumthin scaree an bad!

He herd this buzzin and went to find
da bad bees neer, and it mad him MAD!

cuz Jasper's new lil baby sis
was in that veree room!
an he dint want her to be stung or hirt

So Jasper set out to nake it nown
that da bad bees wuz dere.
He meowed and pawed
and hit that windo!

so to let meowmy carol be aware!
an he tryed to scare the bees away
nevr thinkin that HE mite get hurt......

onlee tinkin of his sweet lil sis
and of his famlee hoo he lovet.

Now Meowmy Carol saw da bees when Jasper
kep hittin
an she got rid of dem all.
An fixt the screen so they cant come bak!
Now Tia baby is safe.

Jasper is a hero today!
An he wins a prize.
We gives him a Purple Kitty Star
for bravry and love!

We tink dere otta be a statoo
of Jasper in the town city hall!!
An he needs a trofee!!

The End

carolcat · Jul 23, 2005

Dere S + H and meomwy Bobbie, thank you so much for riting story bout brave BEE fiter Jasper! You very sweet to rite storees bout jasper and the other kitties here. We love you very much, jasper, tia, and meowmy Carol

gemlady · Jul 24, 2005

All hail Sir Jasper!!

ollyextra05 · Jul 24, 2005

What a good big broffa you are, Jasper!
I would do da same ting for my sissa Emma!

You gets a purrple hart for bravery!
Maybe we should knight you?

carolcat · Jul 24, 2005

tank you everykitty for sayin nice things bout my brother jasper

, i dint kno that the bad B's wood hurt me but he push me outta the way afore i could catch one and get bited! sometime he still pla too ruff but he protected me when i dint kno bettr

. i luv him, luv tia

batgirl2good · Jul 24, 2005

hey lil tia, we luv you, too, and u lukky to has jasper, the brave, for a bruvver.

Originally Posted by carolcat

tank you everykitty for sayin nice things bout my brother jasper

, i dint kno that the bad B's wood hurt me but he push me outta the way afore i could catch one and get bited! sometime he still pla too ruff but he protected me when i dint kno bettr

. i luv him, luv tia

katie=^..^= · Jul 24, 2005

Originally Posted by batgirl2good

Cajun Princess, the smart lil kitty hoo lives wif our sweetharts and Meowmy Katie, is gettin reddy for the Fall Semester at Cajun Meowma's Fairy Godmeowma Skool For Gud Lil Kitties.
Only one per famlee......

Now, this her 2nd semester. She has 7 more to go (after this one)before she gradyooates!

The corse of study this semester deels with instillin luv and hope wifin evry kitty's hart,

, and we all NO lil Radish makes all kitties feel grate! So it otta be ezzy.

She has to get her skool supplies all reddy.

Furst, she has new notebooks, and a new voice-acticated recorder so she can record Cajun Meowm'a PURRfect lekchures. She also has sum pretty ink to use to rite stuff. Is so much fun! All she does is dip a claw into the ink and VOILA! (Thas French for "there ya go!")

These the names of her texts:

All kitties go to Heaven
Loving Yourself PURRfectly
Kitty Counselin
Evrythin Possible If U only Beeleeve

Now after Meowmy Bobbie gets home from her wayte-liftin,

(she only lifs 8 lbs or 10), we tell ya wut Lil Cajun P's teecher, Cajun Meowma is doin to prepare 4 her stoodents.

Thank you sweetharts for ritin bout my going bak to skool reel soon. I goin to study hard hard HARD an leern everthin Cajun Meowma wanna teech me!

Cajun Princess

batgirl2good · Jul 25, 2005

Meowmy sez she wishes she had you and Graycie an GOGo, Olly, Emma, Much, Carly, Luzee, Jasper, Tia, Ari,ALL kitties here. She betz alla you be good stoodens ad wanna lern.

Originally Posted by katie=^..^=

Thank you sweetharts for ritin bout my going bak to skool reel soon. I goin to study hard hard HARD an leern everthin Cajun Meowma wanna teech me!

Cajun Princess

carolcat · Jul 25, 2005

that wood be fun, luv tia

batgirl2good · Jul 25, 2005

Meowmy an us say hi. We can't rite cause she has skool stuff to do and sez she needs to chill!

katie=^..^= · Jul 25, 2005

Hi Sweethearts

My meowmy laffin reel hard an sayin sumthin bout meowmy Bobbie tryin to "herd cats." Whattaya spose she meen?

Graycie

batgirl2good · Jul 25, 2005

is a hooman secrit, she tellz us

Originally Posted by katie=^..^=

Hi Sweethearts

My meowmy laffin reel hard an sayin sumthin bout meowmy Bobbie tryin to "herd cats." Whattaya spose she meen?

Graycie

wellingtoncats · Jul 25, 2005

meowmy Sam & i have had fun reading thru the new pages of this thread. you two are so meowlented!

bridgey

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