Catnap Stories by Shenandoah and Humble

gemlady · Jul 18, 2005

Originally Posted by carolcat

Yep, hee hee, how bout this Ari and S + H? "Tuff boys, Tuff boys, Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Well now think we gonna graba they leg, we gonna BITES it till they scream and beg! Knaw it down to a little PEG! Then we start on they OTHER leg! Tuff boys TUFF BOYS!!!"

Hope you having a good day Ari and you too S + H, it too hot here, yur friend jasper

I love it! I love it!

you are a witty kitty Jasper! (or did you have help from meowmy Carol?)
Ari

batgirl2good · Jul 18, 2005

TUFF BOYZ

This the name of a new jim/cenner for alla boyz at thecatsite. This place smokin!!
Alla cool guyz comes here.

They wurk out!

an they use tuff boyz langwage!

(IF their meowmies lets em)

They take walks in the sun.

They lern how to jump and spin and get their meowmies to do as they bid em!

Therez a stoe wear they get cool glasses to ware so they look hot an the gurls swoon.

This is their theme song!

"Tuff boys, tuff boys, wacha gonna do? wacha ya gonna do wen they come for you? well, now we tink we gonna graba their leg, we gonna bites it til they screem and beg! Gonna gnaw it to a lil peg!
Den we start on thovver leg!"

batgirl2good · Jul 18, 2005

Originally Posted by batgirl2good

TUFF BOYZ

This the name of a new jim/cenner for alla boyz at thecatsite. This place smokin!!
Alla cool guyz comes here.

They wurk out!

an they use tuff boyz langwage!

(IF their meowmies lets em)

They take walks in the sun.

They lern how to jump and spin and get their meowmies to do as they bid em!

Therez a stoe wear they get cool glasses to ware so they look hot an the gurls swoon.

This is their theme song!

Ari an Jasper rotes it!

an it goze to toon of gwen stefani, HOLLABACK GURL"
UH HUH, UH HUH,
"Tuff boys, tuff boys, wacha gonna do? wacha ya gonna do wen they come for you? well, now we tink we gonna graba their leg, we gonna bites it til they screem and beg! Gonna gnaw it to a lil peg!
Den we start on thovver leg!"

we finish later.....meowmy in better mood

katachtig · Jul 18, 2005

Originally Posted by batgirl2good

we finish later.....meowmy in better mood

Wez so glad tat Meowmy Bobbie is in a betters mood.

Tis is such a kewl storees about the guys. Theys TUFF BOYz. Karleee likes the teem song and is singing all the time and is bugging Meomy cause it sound more like MEOOW MEOWW MEOWWWW MEOOOW MEWW

Purrrr-ohms to you guys.
Luvs, Luzeeeeee

batgirl2good · Jul 18, 2005

so...aneehow, nuvver part o this jim has speshul area wear boyz can sharpen clawz! There a pretty gurl manuhcureist who trims and sharpens em for the boyz! she beeyooteeful (tho not as pretty as our sweetharts graycie an gogo and not as pretty as cajun princess or much or luzee or karlee, or tia, or mika or anyone else, emma, u no all the gurls here.

Then there a dentist what cleend there teefs and gumz, an he gives em this speshul crunchy treets to sharpen their teefs! the better to BITE wif!!

Uh, huh, uh huh, lissen to this!

"Tuff boyz, tuff boyz, wacha ya gonna do?Tuff boys, tuff boys, wacha gonna do? wacha ya gonna do wen they come for you? well, now we tink we gonna graba their leg, we gonna bites it til they screem and beg! Gonna gnaw it to a lil peg!
Den we start on thovver leg!"

But we ain't so tuff that we don't luv our wemen!!

The end......

Originally Posted by batgirl2good

we finish later.....meowmy in better mood

carolcat · Jul 18, 2005

Originally Posted by batgirl2good

so...aneehow, nuvver part o this jim has speshul area wear boyz can sharpen clawz! There a pretty gurl manuhcureist who trims and sharpens em for the boyz! she beeyooteeful (tho not as pretty as our sweetharts graycie an gogo and not as pretty as cajun princess or much or luzee or karlee, or tia, or mika or anyone else, emma, u no all the gurls here.

Then there a dentist what cleend there teefs and gumz, an he gives em this speshul crunchy treets to sharpen their teefs! the better to BITE wif!!

Uh, huh, uh huh, lissen to this!

"Tuff boyz, tuff boyz, wacha ya gonna do?Tuff boys, tuff boys, wacha gonna do? wacha ya gonna do wen they come for you? well, now we tink we gonna graba their leg, we gonna bites it til they screem and beg! Gonna gnaw it to a lil peg!
Den we start on thovver leg!"

But we ain't so tuff that we don't luv our wemen!!

The end......

THat a FANTASTIC storee, alla bout us TUFF BOYS, YEAH!! Glad yous liked my song too

, maybe next time you can rite about "the boys are bak in town"!!

yur fans and friends JASPER, tia and meomwy Carol

batgirl2good · Jul 18, 2005

LOL, an out meowmy likes gwen stefannim ":hollaback girls," too.

we not abel to rite tomorrow, on accounta meowmy has NUTHER class to go to, darnit.

Originally Posted by carolcat

THat a FANTASTIC storee, alla bout us TUFF BOYS, YEAH!! Glad yous liked my song too

, maybe next time you can rite about "the boys are bak in town"!!

yur fans and friends JASPER, tia and meomwy Carol

carolcat · Jul 18, 2005

Originally Posted by batgirl2good

LOL, an out meowmy likes gwen stefannim ":hollaback girls," too.

we not abel to rite tomorrow, on accounta meowmy has NUTHER class to go to, darnit.

Awwww, you not even get to come on long enuf to say hi?

We gonna miss you terrible bad, yur friends jasper, tia and meomwy Carol

yosemite · Jul 19, 2005

Grate story bout gym. We luvs the song too. Meowmy always liked that song and used to sing it round the house and daddy laff at her.

We gonna miss story today, but know Bobbie busy lady. We try to wait pashuntly for next story.

Love

Bijou, Mika and meowmy Linda

batgirl2good · Jul 19, 2005

Hey bes frens! We gots on a lil bit. An tomorrow we has a storee...or maybee even tonite! Is about Kitty ReLaxashun and the gurls who have classes.

Purr Ohm Purr Ohm

***hint***

Meowmy goin to jim. We mist alla you.
S & H
H & S

Ges wut? Meowmy Carol callt us! We cited! She lef message sayin hi and we gots her voice to lissen to always!

wellingtoncats · Jul 19, 2005

more great stories!

bridgey

batgirl2good · Jul 19, 2005

MUCH, LUZEE, KARLEE'S MEDUHTAYSHUN CLASSES!!

Purr-ohm
Purr-Ohm

Lern the lates relaxashun tekneeks!

wellingtoncats · Jul 19, 2005

i'm so confused..i'm getting a headache..i can't understand what you meowies are on about?

bridgey

ollyextra05 · Jul 19, 2005

Dat Tuff Boys Gim Place Shure sounds fun!!!
Emma wants ta know if maybee dere could be speshul times wen da gurls could come inta da gym too, cuz gurls needsta be big and strong too!

Emma's perty tuff!
She beets me up alla the time! But don tell anybody dat! I gotsa reputation to protect!

katachtig · Jul 19, 2005

Originally Posted by OllyExtra05

Dat Tuff Boys Gim Place Shure sounds fun!!!
Emma wants ta know if maybee dere could be speshul times wen da gurls could come inta da gym too, cuz gurls needsta be big and strong too!

Emma's perty tuff!
She beets me up alla the time! But don tell anybody dat! I gotsa reputation to protect!

Wez gurls also has to werk on keeping our gurlish figgers too!

Luzeee

P.S. Karlee's still singin the Tuff Boyz teem song and driving meomy mad.

batgirl2good · Jul 19, 2005

we doin a speshul place for da gurls called PRETTY PAWS!!

Ut be rote this weeken, ok?

Originally Posted by OllyExtra05

Dat Tuff Boys Gim Place Shure sounds fun!!!
Emma wants ta know if maybee dere could be speshul times wen da gurls could come inta da gym too, cuz gurls needsta be big and strong too!

Emma's perty tuff!
She beets me up alla the time! But don tell anybody dat! I gotsa reputation to protect!

carolcat · Jul 19, 2005

oh, pretty paws, i so cited, i want to hav pretty paws, luv tia

katachtig · Jul 19, 2005

Originally Posted by carolcat

oh, pretty paws, i so cited, i want to hav pretty paws, luv tia

Oh lil Tia,

Wez saws your pitures and yous already have pretty paws.

Luzee

batgirl2good · Jul 19, 2005

KITTY RELAXASHUN TEKNEEKES --- Much, Luzee, Karlee

PRETTY PAWS -- Baby Tia

CAJUN PRINCESS GOES BAK TO FAIRY GODMEOWMA SKOOL

AUGUST 5 __GRAND OPENIN of KITTY CONTACTS

We are so sorry and sad to say that come July 25, no stories cept on Sunday.
Meowmy starts skool

PLUS she mite take a class to help human kittens who are "struggling readers" on SATURDAYS! 4 dang Saturdays, too. 8-4

starting aug 13 and going to sept 3.

batgirl2good · Jul 20, 2005

MUCH, KARLEE, & LKUZEE'S KITTY RELAXAHUN

Taka a deep bref.

Sit uprite. Curl yur tayle around you. Breve in an out, slowly.
Repeets in yur hed: "Purr-ohm, purr-ohm,"

Feel yur sinter.
Tink calmin thots. DO NOT GO TO SLEEP!

Now, wen u feel grounded. stretch yur front pawz out al far as yu can.
Now, arch yur bak up hi.
Then strech down again, wif paws in front.

Tink of somun u luv.

Tink happy thots.

Repeet: "Purr ohm, purr ohm.""

Sit qwietly in a sunny spot. Feel the warmf of the sun,

Tuch your pawz to yur face. Luv yurself.

Tink about the calm water in the sea or a lake.

Lissen to some qwiet, soothin music.

Relax.

Think of sum nice catnip. Tink of yur meowmy and purrpa.

Stretch, stretch.

Purr ohm, purrohm, purr ohm, purr ohm......

OK, now you are cennerd. You are gorunded.
Go take a nap!

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