Catnap Stories by Shenandoah and Humble

Tickets for The STRAY CAT Concert are at The Kitty Chroniculls Office.
All tickets $15!
Half of proceeds go to Animal Shelters.
Is for a good cause!

Concert begins at sunset! Pleeze come, and tell kitty frens,
is what article said.

All meowmies and daddies, pleez remember to make shure your furbabies in harness an stuff. We don want no kitty gettin hurt or lost.

Cable is kitty in charge of all adurtizemens for paper. If any kitties have ads to place, contac Java or Pixel, who will get message to Cable.

This all about Olly and Emma's newzpaper for now.

The End!!

Originally Posted by carolcat

OH OH, I wanna go, where we get tickets S + H? Pleeze tell more story!

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WOW, another XLENT STORY!! How you do it S + H and meowmy Bobbie? How you think up such GOOD stories? WE LOVE THEM, thanks so much for riting them for us to reed, yur friends lil jasper and meomwy Carol

Stray Kat Strut!

i like your stories lots! and meowmy "boobie" is forgiven for thinking i am a girl.

that was a neat idea of putting kitty footprints on the flip-flops! ooh! Ooh! wouldn't it be neat to have flip-flop that leaves kitty prints as you walk? i'm such a genius...

more stories! more!

Ari has another idea! MEOW flip flops that meow wen you walks!

Originally Posted by gemlady

Stray Kat Strut!

i like your stories lots! and meowmy "boobie" is forgiven for thinking i am a girl.

that was a neat idea of putting kitty footprints on the flip-flops! ooh! Ooh! wouldn't it be neat to have flip-flop that leaves kitty prints as you walk? i'm such a genius...

more stories! more!

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Youz guys reel good at dat story writin ting. Our meowmy is busy writin too but not fun stories she gots to write papurrs for skool. Blech!

Sun in the windowsill! Gots to go!

Oliver

THE VENCHURES OF PIXEL, CABLE, AN JAVA KITTIES

Onct there were 3 sweet kitties named Pixel, Cable, an Java.
They good kitties who likt helpin all kitties and peeples.
They had a private investuhgashun agensee.
It named PCJ Vestigashuns!

All 3 kitties worked good together and nevr fawt wif one nuther.
They allas sweet an kind. Not 1 of em tryed to be the "BIG CHEESE" if u No wut we meen.

Now they got a call one day from a Mr. Ed! He a horse who onct had a TV show Long time ago. This wasn't the Mr. Ed on the TV show, but his granson.

Mr. Ed upset cuz his lil filly, Miss Molly, wuz not actin like herself. She bean reel missteereeus! She go off an not tell him wear she goin. She gets strange calls from MAN horse!

Poor Mr. Ed beside himsef wif worree..He thinking she havin FAIR!!

This makes him sad.

So he calls PCJ Investuhgashuns.
Cable answer fon. He splains problem, and Cable tell him they get rite on it.

So.....Cable, Pixel, Java kitty make plan.


to be continued............. (Meowmy has cumpny and we cant rite)

YAY YAY, another storree!! We can't wait to here some more. We be waitin for more ob the storree! yur friends lil jasper and meowmy Carol

We hopes the compny leeves soon so we can hear the rest of the story!

Poor Mr. Ed so upset he don no wut to do! But Cable shured him that Pixel and Java wuld all help fine out wus goin on.


The kitties met wif mr. Ed in his stable. He cryed and cryed. he luvs his lil filly and not no wut culd be happening. He frustrayted.
The firs thin they did was put a BUG on the fon so they culd tell where the call cumin from. Then they cided that Pixel wuld be the one to follaw the illy wen she went off.

Sweet Java and Pixel gave Mr. Ed headbutts cuz they feel so sawry for the poor guy.


The 3 kitties wen to work!!

to be continueed......(man come to give estimate bout fixin winda frame)

DURN, hope man is quick, we DIEIN to here what happen next!!

Mr. Ed luv Miz Molly so much, and he so upset ovr all this.
But Pixel and cable an sweet Java shured him they wuld get to the bottom of it.

Miss Molly got a fon call that veree day! Java lissned to the tape from where the fon was bugged. It so sad for Mr. Ed. He so worreed.
Here wut wen on in the fon call. The man callin was Jolly Roger! He say, "Hey, Miss Molly. I gots it all reddy for ya, honey. Meet me at the race trak at noon."

Pixel got reddy to go there. Java and Cable warn! "Be careful, pleeze!" We not happy bout you goin lone, this may be danjurus."

They call Mr. Ed and tell him whut goin on. He sic over it all.

Well, ges wut!!! Pixel went, but Cable follow to make shure it all ok.

Here what happenin!

Mr, Jolly Roger came and met Miss Molly. He hug her an present her wif some bran new horse shoes! Mr. Ed had forgot their annversury comin up this week.
Miss Molly had contacted Mr. Jolly Roger to gets him sum NEW horseshoes as annivursury prezent.

Happy day! They wen and tole Mr. Ed. He feels silly.
Alla kitties happee nuthin rong.

Mr. Ed NOT tell Miss Molly. Now he gots ta hurree and get prezent for Miss Molly.

Case solved!!

Everythin alright.
THE END

WOO HOO, another happy ending, WE LUVS YUR STORIES!! We thank you for another grate story S + H + meowmy Bobbie. We like how yur stores always hava happy ending. Meomwy say too bad life not always like that. We be waitin for the next story. Yur fans lil jasper and meowmy Carol

Oh, boy! I like that story! Nice to know pixel and cabel and Java don't "horse around" on a case!

They are kitties on the prowl! They don't let NUTHIN get by them!

THE BEEYOOTY QWEEN

Once there wuz a beeyooteeful lil kitty name Bridgey.
She was pretty and veree talented! Her meowmy entered her in lotsa contests. Some she dint win, but she one some of them.

Now Bridgey sweet kitty and not let this tenshun go to her hed.

Well, , at one contest, Bridgey and her meowmy met a man who did commershuls on TV.
He workt for a compnee that made cat food! It wuz new, and the name a the cat food wuz LUCKY CATS. They maid bof crunchy bits and wee canza food. **This man smart to do all that.**

They needed some models to help sell the food and to put picchurs on the bags an cans an stuff.

He figured kittens wuld see pic of lil Bridgey and ast their meowmies culd they get some LUCKY CATS kitten food to help them gro!

Well, this man noticed lil Bridgey and thot she be good model bot lil kittens' food!


He talk wif Bridgey's meowma bout it and she decided to let Bridgey try.
Furst thing they hadta do was let lil Bridgey try food and see did she like it.
If she did, they hada deel!!

Lil Bridgey an her meowmy wen to stoodeeoo to try out stuff.
Lil Bridgey nurvuas cuz she not no if she like that food.

Well, firs she tryed the dry food. Uh OH!
Poor lil Bridgey thru up all over man!

He upset, not jus cause he got throw up all oveer him, but cuz he SO bad wan to use bridgey!
Poor lil Bridgey! She sad cuz she not wanna disappoint no one.

But the man say is ok. They try the wee cnaza wet food; If that work, she be model for baby kitten wet food!

Well, she try the SALMON TREET wet food. Ges wut!
Poor Bridgey got even sickeer! She not havin good day!

Man all upsets! He wants to uze Bridgey but cant have her being sick.

Bridgey meowma gettin mad!
She not like her baby kitten bean sick!

She not mad wif MANS but she mad cuz pooor lil Bridgey kitty not feel well.


Then man gets idee! He cides to uze lil Bridgey as model for new kitty toy!
It like a cat dancer thing, only come in diffrent colors and stuff, all glittery!

His compny wuld make it an call it "THE BRIDGEY BOPPER."

Now they all happee!

Only thing is, he gots to get a kitty wut not gonna get sick at food.

Thas gonna be nuther storee. We tired and needs catnap.

THE END

YAY, I like that toy name, the "Bridgey Bopper".....I want one to pla with, yur friend lil jasper

we likes doin this ritin! Is fun!
How's meowmy Carol? U cited, Lil Jasper? Evry day is closer to when baby kitty sissy coms!

Originally Posted by batgirl2good

we likes doin this ritin! Is fun!
How's meowmy Carol? U cited, Lil Jasper? Evry day is closer to when baby kitty sissy coms!

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Meowmy doin ok, she tired cuz she have to sleep in chair cuz of tummy! She eated some stuff she not posed to either! She hopin that when meomwy Bobbie goes to dr. he give her that other medicine to try meowmy sure it work bettr that ones she hav now . YES YES YES, meowmy sit there and drool over pitchers of lil sister , she could be playin with ME instead, I am tryin not to be jealous, I liked lookin at the too, but they the same ones she saw already so why keep lookin and lookin , she think they gonna CHANGE or somthin? Somtime I don't understand meowmy! Now only 36 more dayz till sissy comes home! yur friend lil jasper

We prayin for you, Lil Jasper. This gonna be hard. U NO Meowmy Carol gonna havta spend lotsa time wif new baby. U try not to be too jelou, pk? U will alwys be the #1 cat, but babies has ta have more tenshun.
They lil and all.
Meowmy sad cuz she not gonna get to go to VA this summer an see Mr. Jeff.

He gone a lots and her fren Patsy sleep lotsa time, so wen meowmy there, she lonely iffin Jeff not there to keep her compnee.

Meowmy's poinment at 9:30.
She happee to go ta that doc!

we gess we better go. She hasta brush her teefs and floss an all fore she goeze.

Thanks for ritin us, Luv, shenandoah an Humble

Originally Posted by carolcat

Meowmy doin ok, she tired cuz she have to sleep in chair cuz of tummy! She eated some stuff she not posed to either! She hopin that when meomwy Bobbie goes to dr. he give her that other medicine to try

meowmy sure it work bettr that ones she hav now

. YES YES YES, meowmy sit there and drool over pitchers of lil sister

, she could be playin with ME instead, I am tryin not to be jealous, I liked lookin at the too, but they the same ones she saw already so why keep lookin and lookin

, she think they gonna CHANGE or somthin? Somtime I don't understand meowmy! Now only 36 more dayz till sissy comes home! yur friend lil jasper

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Originally Posted by batgirl2good

We prayin for you, Lil Jasper. This gonna be hard. U NO Meowmy Carol gonna havta spend lotsa time wif new baby. U try not to be too jelou, pk? U will alwys be the #1 cat, but babies has ta have more tenshun.

They lil and all.
Meowmy sad cuz she not gonna get to go to VA this summer an see Mr. Jeff.

He gone a lots and her fren Patsy sleep lotsa time, so wen meowmy there, she lonely iffin Jeff not there to keep her compnee.

Meowmy's poinment at 9:30.
She happee to go ta that doc!

we gess we better go. She hasta brush her teefs and floss an all fore she goeze.

Thanks for ritin us, Luv, shenandoah an Humble

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Dere S + H, you welcome, I loves to here from you and I loves to rite back except when meomwy won't let me on the puter long enough to rite back to everone! I sorry yur meowmy sad that she not going to visit Jeff , I think she need to find other friends closer to her and that have more time for her! I dont think it be TOO bad at first when sissy come cuz daddy be on vacation so he and meomwy gonna pla "tag team" with us kittys but meowmy said I won't have nearly as much time on the puter for awhile cuz kittn room same one with puter . Meomwy say I prolaly gonna pout about THAT but that the way it gonna be, cuz meomwy say she not going to kitten proof the whole house! Hope you has a good day, yur friends lil jasper and meowmy Bobbie