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post #511 of 1388
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Thas sad. Meowmy sed there was a sad fred here bout sum MEEN human kittens who hurt a lil kitten an she culdnt reed it cuz she sed she wuld from up.
Peeple neds to be nice to all lil anuhmuls, too.
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Originally Posted by katachtig
Tat gud advise for kittys also. Sum kittys are abused also.

Luzeee
post #512 of 1388
Deer S & H,
Your Meowmy is a very good pursen to teech the hoomans kiddys alla stuff tey needz to now. It is a tuff job an dey r lukie too hav her.
Our purrpaw liks to help the lil kits an kats but he sez he dozent lik hooman kiddes much caws teyz noizy an he jus geds nurvus aron dem so he nebber had nun of hiz own. Thass gud he nos that an we gets alla hiz luvin an don hafta share it wif uthrs cept the foster kits an they r just heer fur a lil wile.
UR buds, Luky + Roofuz
PS U wanna go dawggy ridin wif uz at da pawrtee? Jazspur iz gunna tri it! Itz a reely kool ride.
post #513 of 1388
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we wul love to go! Meowmy sez she wantsa go too.



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Originally Posted by BigKittenDaddy
Deer S & H,
Your Meowmy is a very good pursen to teech the hoomans kiddys alla stuff tey needz to now. It is a tuff job an dey r lukie too hav her.
Our purrpaw liks to help the lil kits an kats but he sez he dozent lik hooman kiddes much caws teyz noizy an he jus geds nurvus aron dem so he nebber had nun of hiz own. Thass gud he nos that an we gets alla hiz luvin an don hafta share it wif uthrs cept the foster kits an they r just heer fur a lil wile.
UR buds, Luky + Roofuz
PS U wanna go dawggy ridin wif uz at da pawrtee? Jazspur iz gunna tri it! Itz a reely kool ride.
post #514 of 1388
Deer S = H, We iz lik our Pawpa an don wanna go to skool cawse we gets nervus aroun hoomanz kits too. Luky liks to bite dem wif hiz sharp toofies an thass why we were neffer happy till our Purrpaw foun uz an brung uz home.
post #515 of 1388
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Originally Posted by BigKittenDaddy
Deer S = H, We iz lik our Pawpa an don wanna go to skool cawse we gets nervus aroun hoomanz kits too. Luky liks to bite dem wif hiz sharp toofies an thass why we were neffer happy till our Purrpaw foun uz an brung uz home.

Hey ther Luky, I gots an idea then , las year when meomwy Bobbie had mean kids that was makin her sad, I offered to come and BITE them with MY razor tooths! THIS year maybe we could BOTH go and BITE them and then they wood be GOOD kids or they wood be sorry ! Doz that sound like a plan Luky? yur friends jasper and tia
post #516 of 1388
Hey Jazspur, Yeah I lik dat idea I kan chomp onna hoomen kits an not get put bak inna shelter agin. I lik it. lets go reel soon., Luky
post #517 of 1388
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we all likes that idee.....we let u no if we need ya.
we hopin this yeer gonna be better.
the onlee lil kitten whoo can be bad is rosby, an meowmy sez it cause he a frow way kid an ner stays in same plase. ushully it wif ona his granmas. his meowma din wan him and frew him way.
so meowmy trys to be unnerstanin. she sez she can cach more flyes wif honey tan wif vinuhger. now we don unnerstan tat. she aint got no honey here OR at skool.

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Originally Posted by BigKittenDaddy
Hey Jazspur, Yeah I lik dat idea I kan chomp onna hoomen kits an not get put bak inna shelter agin. I lik it. lets go reel soon., Luky
post #518 of 1388
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meowmy sad cuasa 4 tings:

jeff not callin
her bes fren shannon reel sad
her offer fren patsy's husban whoo kilt hisself
nuther teecher's bruvver dyed
post #519 of 1388
Oh S&H

Sounds like Meowmy Bobbie has had a reelly bad week. We knows you will cuddle her reel close. All of us here are sending cumfort purrs and wish we culd give her head-butts too.

Luvs, Luzee, Karlee, and Much
post #520 of 1388
Yeah, lots of purrs and hugs from me and Meowmy Jan!
post #521 of 1388
We reely sorry meomwy Bobbie, me and tia sending purr prayers and kitty kisses to you to help you feel better and meomwy Carol sending cyber hugs and saying prayers for you too, luv from tia, jasper and meomwy Carol
post #522 of 1388
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wen meowmy shannon an her human kittn caroline wuz over here (caroiline had homework over the summer, can u beeleeve the stoopidity o tat?, twas a buk report) for our meowmy to help type the report on accounta they culdnt do it at shannon's howse on accounta mr jim beein a butt, er, we meen meenie....well meowmy showt yur an tia's pics to shannon, and she sed she usta haf 2 kitties jus like you an tia, jasper! one ran way. the offer dyet.


Now they has a kitty that lil caroline fount in the streets of the nayberhud. it pretty; we forget the name.

we luv u an we will feel all better soon.
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Originally Posted by carolcat
We reely sorry meomwy Bobbie, me and tia sending purr prayers and kitty kisses to you to help you feel better and meomwy Carol sending cyber hugs and saying prayers for you too, luv from tia, jasper and meomwy Carol
post #523 of 1388
Oh Bobbie, I am so sorry so many things happened so close together. I am sending my prayers to you and Patsy and Jeff.

Katie

We is sendin purr prayers an headbutts for all of yuz an to our sweetharts too.

Graycie, Go Go an Cajun Princess
post #524 of 1388
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The grand opening of The Kitty Contact Store wuz help Friday!
What a success~!
This place is HUGE! There is a speshul room for picture takin, wif all kindsa seens that kitties can choose to stand or sit neer. The fotogruhfer will email yur pic to frens an famlee, too.

One rum has nuthing but ramps and exervise qwipment, scrachin posts, etc. so that kits can get their exercise. There's also a safety hooman to make shure no kit gets hurt.

The contacts come in so many colors, and are very reasonuhby prict!
Lil Tia wanted sum green ones an brown an black an grey!

Cajun Princess and Graycie an GoGo gots sum in every color! They gpt 31, like Baskin Robbins!

We rite more later, ok?
post #525 of 1388
YAY YAY, we waitin for more storee :-). Thank you for ritin one cuz we kno you busy and have had a hard week, we luvs you, jasper, tia and meowmy Carol
post #526 of 1388
We desided to rite a storee abowt Meowmy Bobbie and Shanendoah and Humble since Meowmy Bobbie had such a bad week.

Here goes: Evry day there a meens peeple who throws away perrfectly gud kids . These kids did nothing to deserve being throwed away and theys sad and resentful as theys shuld be. But there is a spesial person named Meowmy Bobbie. Now Meowmy Bobbie has majic talents called Luvs and Pashense. She uses these majic talents to help the the throwed away kids.

She gives them majic clips tat tells them.
I am capable.
I am lovable.
I am intelligent.
I am powerful.

And the throwed away kids feel better.

Now sumtimes Meowmy Bobbie gets tired cause majic talents take lots of energy . She has two straordinary kittys who takes care of her. These two kittys are Shanendoah and Humble These two kittys have spesial majic powers too. They have cumfort purrs and have soft fur (which evryone knows has heeling powers for all those who pet kittys). They are talented too and rite entertaining storees for Meowmy Bobbie and all their kitty frens.

And because theys are so spesial, all their kitty frens and their kitty frens meowmys and daddys luvs them and send them heeling vibes also . So soon, (we hope) Meowmy Bobbie will feels better.

Luvs, Luzeee wit help from Karlee and Much

P.S. we know tis isnt as gud as S&H storees but we arent as talented as they are.
post #527 of 1388
Wow, you girls tell great stories just like Humble and Shenandoah!
post #528 of 1388
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we are alll cryin cuz this is the most beeyooteeful storee we ever red.
an u helpt us have a best day ever!
purr purr purr

Quote:
Originally Posted by katachtig
We desided to rite a storee abowt Meowmy Bobbie and Shanendoah and Humble since Meowmy Bobbie had such a bad week.

Here goes: Evry day there a meens peeple who throws away perrfectly gud kids . These kids did nothing to deserve being throwed away and theys sad and resentful as theys shuld be. But there is a spesial person named Meowmy Bobbie. Now Meowmy Bobbie has majic talents called Luvs and Pashense. She uses these majic talents to help the the throwed away kids.

She gives them majic clips tat tells them.
I am capable.
I am lovable.
I am intelligent.
I am powerful.

And the throwed away kids feel better.

Now sumtimes Meowmy Bobbie gets tired cause majic talents take lots of energy . She has two straordinary kittys who takes care of her. These two kittys are Shanendoah and Humble These two kittys have spesial majic powers too. They have cumfort purrs and have soft fur (which evryone knows has heeling powers for all those who pet kittys). They are talented too and rite entertaining storees for Meowmy Bobbie and all their kitty frens.

And because theys are so spesial, all their kitty frens and their kitty frens meowmys and daddys luvs them and send them heeling vibes also . So soon, (we hope) Meowmy Bobbie will feels better.

Luvs, Luzeee wit help from Karlee and Much

P.S. we know tis isnt as gud as S&H storees but we arent as talented as they are.
post #529 of 1388
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Originally Posted by batgirl2good
we are alll cryin cuz this is the most beeyooteeful storee we ever red.
an u helpt us have a best day ever!
purr purr purr
We wanted to make Meowmy Bobbie happy, not cry! But meomy sez tat sumtimes you can be happy and cry. Is tat the way it is wit you Meowmy Bobbie?

Luvs, Luzee
post #530 of 1388
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yep, tat's it! we all so happee we cryin an smilin at the same tyme.
Quote:
Originally Posted by katachtig
We wanted to make Meowmy Bobbie happy, not cry! But meomy sez tat sumtimes you can be happy and cry. Is tat the way it is wit you Meowmy Bobbie?

Luvs, Luzee
post #531 of 1388
Rufus an Lukey sez I can write here for a minute cause I been pretty good this week and I just wanted to say that we are all very fortunate to have such talented cats and Purpaws and Meowmys who can write such good stories and who care about each other.

Howard

Tis iz Luky an Roofuz now an our Purrpaw iz rite wez iz lucky dat we all have pooters to rite each other wit an send huggs an purrs wif. Purrpaw sez he'l rite another story sumtime soon an he will make it a Happee story cawse the one about Alexander kitty was so sad an made so many peepuls cry.
We'l see ya kittys later, Luky & Roofuz
post #532 of 1388
Thread Starter 
we are all verry lukky indeed to haf one nutver!

Quote:
Originally Posted by BigKittenDaddy
Rufus an Lukey sez I can write here for a minute cause I been pretty good this week and I just wanted to say that we are all very fortunate to have such talented cats and Purpaws and Meowmys who can write such good stories and who care about each other.

Howard

Tis iz Luky an Roofuz now an our Purrpaw iz rite wez iz lucky dat we all have pooters to rite each other wit an send huggs an purrs wif. Purrpaw sez he'l rite another story sumtime soon an he will make it a Happee story cawse the one about Alexander kitty was so sad an made so many peepuls cry.
We'l see ya kittys later, Luky & Roofuz
post #533 of 1388
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Ok, now we cant post alla smiles, so you gots to imagine, ok?
There's a KITTY CAFE, wear all kinds a good food an treets are served. They even haf stuff for meowmies and purrpas!
They gots Coke Classic! They gots half an half, skim milk, cool water, etc.
Miss Katie, meowmy to Grayci an GoGo an Cajun Princess, makes speshul crunchy treets that are low cal an low carb!

It's callt California Crunchies!


Quote:
Originally Posted by batgirl2good
The grand opening of The Kitty Contact Store wuz help Friday!
What a success~!
This place is HUGE! There is a speshul room for picture takin, wif all kindsa seens that kitties can choose to stand or sit neer. The fotogruhfer will email yur pic to frens an famlee, too.

One rum has nuthing but ramps and exervise qwipment, scrachin posts, etc. so that kits can get their exercise. There's also a safety hooman to make shure no kit gets hurt.

The contacts come in so many colors, and are very reasonuhby prict!
Lil Tia wanted sum green ones an brown an black an grey!

Cajun Princess and Graycie an GoGo gots sum in every color! They gpt 31, like Baskin Robbins!

We rite more later, ok?
post #534 of 1388
Quote:
Originally Posted by batgirl2good
It's callt California Crunchies!
Oh kewl - from the Kalifornia gurls. Gives you extra energy for shopping!
post #535 of 1388
Thread Starter 
yeah, babee.....
we still on a high from that nicstoree u gurls rotes bout alla us. meowmy bobbie so happee an we luv u for doin tat for her.
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Originally Posted by katachtig
Oh kewl - from the Kalifornia gurls. Gives you extra energy for shopping!
post #536 of 1388
Quote:
Originally Posted by BigKittenDaddy
Rufus an Lukey sez I can write here for a minute cause I been pretty good this week and I just wanted to say that we are all very fortunate to have such talented cats and Purpaws and Meowmys who can write such good stories and who care about each other.

Howard

Tis iz Luky an Roofuz now an our Purrpaw iz rite wez iz lucky dat we all have pooters to rite each other wit an send huggs an purrs wif. Purrpaw sez he'l rite another story sumtime soon an he will make it a Happee story cawse the one about Alexander kitty was so sad an made so many peepuls cry.
We'l see ya kittys later, Luky & Roofuz
Do you mean the Alexander my meowmy had before me?
post #537 of 1388
Quote:
Originally Posted by gemlady
Do you mean the Alexander my meowmy had before me?
No the alexander kat inns tha Hello there Human Story. Purrpaw rote it in tfree partz. Ifn u didnt reed it u shud an so shud ur meowmy if she didnt either.
post #538 of 1388
Hi Luzeee an Karli an Much --

Thank yu for ritin that grate storie for meowmy Bobbie an for Shenandoah an Humble, or talented sweetharts.

An nes time yu come to Beverly Hills, be shur an tell us so we can take yu out dancing -- we'll go to the Rosevelt Hotel -- that the reel big celebrity place now -- after we go shoppin an to the spa an have our cruncy treet at the Kitty Cafe!
post #539 of 1388
Thread Starter 
we loveded tat storee..... we hope all kitties havin a gud day!
post #540 of 1388
Quote:
Originally Posted by katie=^..^=
An nes time yu come to Beverly Hills, be shur an tell us so we can take yu out dancing -- we'll go to the Rosevelt Hotel -- that the reel big celebrity place now -- after we go shoppin an to the spa an have our cruncy treet at the Kitty Cafe!
Tat wuld be so kewl. We will try to talk meomy into it. Tho tere is this language barrier wit her. She always saying to us "wat's going on lil ones?" and we tells her and she ignores us cause she reely dusnt understand us. I tink all she heers is Meow Mew Meow.

Hope Meowmy Bobbie is doing better.

Luvs, Luzeee
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