Catnap Stories by Shenandoah and Humble

LOL, thank you, thank you. we proud u like!

we think of nuther one tomorrow!

Originally Posted by carolcat

YAY YAY!! Another GRATE story!! Bravo! Thank you for the most excelent story S + H and meowmy Bobbie, we can hardly waite for the next story, yur fans, lil jasper and meowmy Carol :-)

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oh oh oh oh oh!!! i just read the stories!


they good! meowmy jan must thinks parts are funny cuz she look like this now -

can't wait until the next one! Ari kitten--

Ari kitten,
we thinkin bout riting wif U tomorrow!

Plus maybe oliver an miss emma, too
....we gotta think.....

Originally Posted by gemlady

oh oh oh oh oh!!! i just read the stories!

they good! meowmy jan must thinks parts are funny cuz she look like this now -

can't wait until the next one!

Ari kitten--

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Thanks for the invite to the thread S & H. These stories are great!

TOmorraw's story is bout Ari and he flip flop bizness shop. He gonna be dee-sign-er!

Nite, nite, kitty frens!

Dear Humble an Shenandoan -

We all laffin so hard we can hardly type! Yu all reely gud riting stories for us!!

All we can say is from yur muf to Bastet's ear!

hey sweetherats,
we thot u like wen mr. florez cry and ast mercee....an wen he wanna keep pawz and whiskers.

we thinkn bout nuther storee for tomorra! this fun fir us.

sendin luv and purrs, S & H, H & S

Originally Posted by katie=^..^=

Dear Humble an Shenandoan -

We all laffin so hard we can hardly type!

Yu all reely gud riting stories for us!!

All we can say is from yur muf to Bastet's ear!

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ARI AN THE FLIP FLOP BIZNISS


Ari wuz a sweet an smart kitty. It all start wen he start playin wif Meowmy Jan's flip flops.
Meowmy Jan wuz a thriftee ladee who bot inxpensive flip flops and deocrated em up[ purty.
Well, it gave lil Ari guds iddees.


He tole Meowmy Leu bot it, 2.

Lil Ari thot they culd get a lotsa lotas cheep flip flops and go to the craf parta the store and buy stuff to decrate alla the shoes.

So thats wut they did.......

They gots glitter, all colors, reel lotsa glue an little spraklee thingies, and markers, alla colors u culd majine!


................to be continued................

we sleepeee.............neeed catnap 4 we finish

Wow, your story is in-tree-ging!
I is fassinated!
Perhaps since you are now fame-us writers, you could appeer on my next edishion of "Kitty Gossip" my fame-us tell all show! We culd talk smack bout dat mean Mister Flores. Meowmy sez his last name meen flowers, how come such a meen guy gets such a perty thing as his lass name? simply not fair, says me!

Well, tatafurrnow!
Oliver

it's my turn for a story! goody!

um, one little problem. i'm a boy! maybe someone have slippery toes and they keep hitting the s key before the h and e?

Bobbie did ti, not us!
We sawry! Pleez not be mad at us!!

Originally Posted by gemlady

it's my turn for a story! goody!

um, one little problem. i'm a boy! maybe someone have slippery toes and they keep hitting the s key before the h and e?

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Now, lil Ari, HE wuz smart boy ***Shenandoah bites Meowmy Bobbie for makin mistake!***

Ari thot and thot. He had lotsa ideas!
They went and got a lotsa stuff to make the flip flops wif.


They got bunches of those flip flops.
He got started, decrating.

Ari pout his paw prints on bottoms of all shoes. He thot that cool. He dip paws in differnt colors to make em all pritty colors.

Then they puts inishuls on bottoms of shoes. They uzed this!
AJTL (stood for Ari and Jasper T, J also bean for Jan and L for Grandmeowmy)

Well, they did lil human kitten shoes, men and wemen shoes, and EVEN flip flaps for use as key rings n stuff.

Peeples wen nuts! They lovt it.
Ari got famuz!
He haddta sign paw prints all over place.
He gots STAR on WALK A FAME in Hollywood.
Are more populer than American Idol!

But it dint go to his hed. No, Ari, ust a buncha that $$$$ to help at shelters and stuff. Me helpt make shure all kitties had good homes.
Wen peeple in world herd bout whut lil Ari kitty doin, They cided to help more at shelters an stuff, too.
It made BIG difference in worl, wut Ari started. All cuz he liked playin with flip flops!

THE END

YEAH!! ANOTHER GRATE STORY!! Thanks for tellin us that story S + H and meowmy Bobbie, we really enjoyed it! We lookin forward to tomorrow's story too. I think S + H and meowmy Bobbie gonna become famos cat story tellers....thats whut I thinks, yur friend and fan lil jasper and meowmy Carol

We glad u like, Lil Jasper and Mz Carol.
We gots nuther one in mine for tomorrow.
We like doin this. Is fun!

Thank u for ritin and sayin u enjoy stories. we hope they help all kitty frens have nice catnap.

Shenandpah an Humble

Originally Posted by carolcat

YEAH!! ANOTHER GRATE STORY!! Thanks for tellin us that story S + H and meowmy Bobbie, we really enjoyed it! We lookin forward to tomorrow's story too. I think S + H and meowmy Bobbie gonna become famos cat story tellers....thats whut I thinks, yur friend and fan lil jasper and meowmy Carol

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Dear S & H and meowmy Bobbi - you shure is talented riters. We enjoyed your stories very much. Meowmy sez you reely funny kitties.

Olly And Emma's NewzPaper!!

There were 2 kitties named Olly an Emma.
They liket to rite bout kitty gossip an stuff.

Alla kitties and meowmies and daddies on Cat Site luvd to reed these stories.

These stories makes evryone happy and heps them have happy daze!

We all liketa heer gossip.

Now, Olly was CCEO (Chief Cat Executive Oficer)and NW (Newz Manager).
He also rote bout Helf and Newtrishun.
and Emma was KGC (Kitty Gossip Call-Yoo-Mist) and FE (fashion Editor).



The gossip stuff wuz speshully well-receeved, cuz alla kitties like that kinda thing reel lots! They droll over it.

Now Olly and Emma never argue . The gets long reel well.

to be continyooed............

We thank you sweetly.
Meowmy Bobbie been teeching human kittens LONG time, like 25 yeers! An she taugt us howta rite.

Originally Posted by Yosemite

Dear S & H and meowmy Bobbi - you shure is talented riters. We enjoyed your stories very much. Meowmy sez you reely funny kitties.

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The name if the newzpapewr wuz

KITTY KAT CRONUHCULLS

Lil Jasper had a column and he rote bout how to get along wif birdies. He also rote bout "Big Bruvver" an stuff.

Bijou an Mika helpt, too. They rote bout "Howta Take Care of Yur Siamese" and they rote a song, too. The nama the song wuz "Ole Blue Eyes."

Miss Emma helpt Graycie an GoGo rite a column bout luv and stuff. They gives advice to kitties who havin problems with sweethearts. (Graycie n GoGo experts at this cause their relashunship wif Shenandoah an Humble PURRfect!



Cajun Meowma (remember her, the fairy godmeowma), offered classes in how to work spellz! But she dint give any big secrets. and she NEVR did anythin to HURT any animal or person,,,,well, not TOO much hurt,


to be continued.......riting make us sleepy and meowmy needs some make=up.
We not want her scaring no one.

Now, Olly and Emma got NEWZ FLASH! They tole ARI to make a SPESHUL CallYUM!
STRAY KATS comin to town! They singers, human, but they gotta KAT Song! All Kitty Kats wanna go!
Here's wut it said!
STRAY KATS CUMIN TA TOWN!
Stray Kats Giving Speshul concert on Memorial Day! Thas TODAY!
Be there!
They singing their HIT SONG!
STRAY CAT STRUT!!

HURRY! HURRY!

Make yur meowmies take u to get tickets!!

GO NOW!

OH OH, I wanna go, where we get tickets S + H? Pleeze tell more story!