Catnap Stories by Shenandoah and Humble

We LOVE that story S + H, thank you for tellin us YUR story. We heard part of it before but now we kno's the HOLE thing. That a really nice story of how you came to get your furever meomwy Bobbie...thank you for sharing with us, yur fans and friends lil jasper and meowmy Carol

**BIJOU AND MIKA MEETS REEL FAMUS CATS**

This is a storee bout 2 Siamese kitties named Bijou an Mika. They loved to read, and one day they foun all these books by a ladee name Mizz Lilian Jackson Braun. ALLA her books :reading: :reading: bout a man who gets ruch, and has have 2 cats! They Siamese! named KoKo an YumYum.....
he gots KoKo wen KoKo's ovver daddy got merdured! He gots YumYum, we forgots how, we think her meowmy dyed.
Anyhow, they solve mysteries!

Maynlee KoKo! He has LOTSA MORE whiskers than mos kitties! Thas wi he so smart! He gots like 60 somethin. where most kitties just gots 30 somethin.



So one day, Bijou an Mikae red :reading: in KITTY KHRONUHCULLS where Mr. Jim bringin KoKo an YumYum to their town to visit.
(They were doin promoshuns for books.)

Their meowmy an daddy NEW that Bijou an YumYum wuld like to meet ovver Siamese, so they made anote of the date adn cided to go see these famus kitties!

To be continyooed..........(meowmy swimmin agin)

oh! Bijou and Mika get to meet Ko-Ko and Yum-Yum! How exciting!

SO, on the big day, Bijou and Mika's meowmy AND meowdaddy brushed them and got them alkl reddy to meet the famus detectivs!
There wuz lotsa kitties there, all wantin awtografs!



Lil YumYum was so sweet, and KoKo was ristocratic, but he wuz veree nice.

Now there was a surprize!! Cause the awfor of the books wuz there, to!!
Miz Liliam happent to see Bijou an Mika together, and she had an idea!

She thot of riting a new buk! And she thot she'd let KoKo an YumYum meet two frens who wuld hep solve the mystery! An GEESS WHO THOSE KITTIES WOULD BE NAMED 4?

BIJOU and YUMYUM!!

And ges wut the name of the buk gonna be?

THE CAT WHO MET SUM NEW FRENS!




The mystery wuld be bout a murder in the citee where Bijou an Mika livt, and Mr. Q an his kitties wuld come to help the police, cuz they too dumb to do it wifout kitties helpin.


SO it turnt out to be a happee day!

THE END

Originally Posted by batgirl2good

**BIJOU AND MIKA MEETS REEL FAMUS CATS**

This is a storee bout 2 Siamese kitties named Bijou an Mika. They loved to read, and one day they foun all these books by a ladee name Mizz Lilian Jackson Braun. ALLA her books :reading: :reading: bout a man who gets ruch, and has have 2 cats! They Siamese! named KoKo an YumYum.....
he gots KoKo wen KoKo's ovver daddy got merdured! He gots YumYum, we forgots how, we think her meowmy dyed.
Anyhow, they solve mysteries!

Maynlee KoKo! He has LOTSA MORE whiskers than mos kitties! Thas wi he so smart! He gots like 60 somethin. where most kitties just gots 30 somethin.

So one day, Bijou an Mikae red :reading: in KITTY KHRONUHCULLS where Mr. Jim bringin KoKo an YumYum to their town to visit.
(They were doin promoshuns for books.)

Their meowmy an daddy NEW that Bijou an YumYum wuld like to meet ovver Siamese, so they made anote of the date adn cided to go see these famus kitties!

To be continyooed..........(meowmy swimmin agin)

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Bella, Midnight, Shadow, Tuxie, Pansy,an Cinnamon startin a center for senur kitties, age 8 an over!

We rite about it all later!
We WILL tell you that Pansy Kitty will be in charge of it all, since she the maytreearc kitty!


We gotta think an make up storee. We wants it to be gud!

Originally Posted by batgirl2good

Bella, Midnight, Shadow, Tuxie, Pansy,an Cinnamon startin a center for senur kitties, age 8 an over!

We rite about it all later!
We WILL tell you that Pansy Kitty will be in charge of it all, since she the maytreearc kitty!

We gotta think an make up storee. We wants it to be gud!

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OOOOOOO we SO 'cited!! Pansy be happy to no SHE in charge and not big ol Cinnamon doggie - well, he THINKS he's in charge 'roun here!

That sounds like a GOOD storree, we can't wait to reed it, yur friends lil jasper and meowmy Carol

Oh, what a nice story bouts me and Mika. You make us feel speshul when you rites bout us. I bet the other kitties feels speshul too. You make lots of kitties happy with your stories. Thank you for makin us feel speshul.

Your frend Bijou and little sister Mika.

we try to make alla kits feel good. we can't get to everyone, tho.
Senin hugs to you bof!

Originally Posted by Yosemite

Oh, what a nice story bouts me and Mika. You make us feel speshul when you rites bout us. I bet the other kitties feels speshul too. You make lots of kitties happy with your stories. Thank you for makin us feel speshul.

Your frend Bijou and little sister Mika.

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Cinnamon hyred a contracter to bild the place for the senur center. He da man in charge, for shure.
Now Miss Pansy, the maytreearc, made a list of stuff they all gots ta do.
FURST Thin wuz a catnap for em all so they culd get their strenf.
Cinnamon tuk a dog nap.

Miss Pansy tawked wif Lil Midnight bout the fitness part. here wut they cided.
Midnight gonna give airobik classez to make shure kits get cardio work. She not be TOO hard, tho, so kits not get overwurked.
They walk an lissen to music wile they workin out.
They get wayed to make shure they not gaynin or losin too much wayt.

They jump rope, too! An they !!

Miss Pansy pleezed wif Midnight's iddees.


Bella next: She tells Miss Pansy that she wants kits to feel Beeyoteeful INSIDE furst, so she gonna tawk wif them bout lovin themselfs jus as they are!
An she tawk bout helfy food and not too many snacks! A lil cheese ok, but not too much!

She tellz em bout beauty buks for kitties they can reed. Mos popular is "Finding the Beauty in You," and nuvver popular one is "Feline Fur Care."

She also tawks to em bout takin care of teefs an stuff.
Miss Pansy nods in proovel! She happy wif plans so far!

Next Mama Tuxie counsils wif Miss Pansy!
She gonna be the one who consuls wif kitties to help em haf helfy attitoods. She wean em to NO that ALL kitties beeyooteful INSIDE an OUTSIDE!
If any kitty sad or upset, or feelin blue , she gonna hug em and help em fru it.

Now Shadow Boy has BIG plans!
He got Cinnamon to find someone wif kitty bus to take kits to movies and stuff, like concerts.
They has parties!
They selluhbrayte holidays and speshul cashuns!

This is a big success.
If any kitty intrested, get copy of Olly an Emm'as Kitty Kronuhculls!
Or contact Miss Pansy or Cinnamon!
Or call 1-800-Senurs!!

It not cost a lot!
an the well wurf it!

So, Meowmies, call NOW if you got a senur kitty!



THE SEUNUR CENTER

Cinnamon wuz a lapdog, a BIG one, who had some kitty sisters and bruvvers.
The yungest was lil Midnight, hoo wuz 4. Plus 1/2!

The oldes was Miss Pansy, who wuz the famlee maytreearc. She veree wise! She was 13.

Now the ovvers were Bella, age 9
Shadow, 10 1/2
Shadow's kitty mama, Miss Tuxie, 11!

Well, there meowmy, ricalynn, tuk good care of them.

It was Bella's idee to open a SENUR CENETR for alla cats age 7 an more. They deecidet that all kitties otta be in gud shape!

Cuz they wan kits to live long time and be helfy.

Now, Cinnamon gonna be the head of this venchure. he like the silent partner, and he manage all the heavy work that lil kitties not able to do. See, Cinnamon wayd 70 pounds! (thas only 15 pounds less than our meowmy), an he big an strong!

Miss Pansy is the manager of the senur center.
Midnight in charge of fitness, since she yung.
Bella takes care of the skin an fur care, see her name BELLA, wich meens BEEYOOTEEFUL in talyan langwage.

MamaTuxie counsuls kitties and encourages em. She a mama figure.
Shadow Boy plans outins and day trips an stuff so kits get out an see consurts an stuff.

OOPS! Time to go, we finish later, after meowmy gets thru wif dentist.
***sigh***

YAY!!!! We LUV it so far! We want more, S&H, MORE!!!!!

Meowmy wants to no how you been watchin alla us kitties? How you no our purrsonalities so well???

YAY!! I cant hardly wait for more S + H, we hope dentist not hurt meomwy Bobbie THIS time, we sending purrs and hugs, lil jasper and meowmy CArol

we not able to finish storee til later! Cause of Mseowmy SICK

She swallot some NOlikethat caine stuff what makes u not feel anythin and she been havin bad tummy."
We sawry. We finish tonite, ok?

Originally Posted by carolcat

YAY!! I cant hardly wait for more S + H, we hope dentist not hurt meomwy Bobbie THIS time, we sending purrs and hugs, lil jasper and meowmy CArol

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Originally Posted by batgirl2good

we not able to finish storee til later! Cause of Mseowmy SICK

She swallot some NOlikethat caine stuff what makes u not feel anythin and she been havin bad tummy."
We sawry. We finish tonite, ok?

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OH, S&H we so sawry to heer yur Meowmy is sick!! Yu two be xtra niceta her and give her extra cuddles til she feel better, k? Shenandoah, u be good kitty and lay down wif her onna pillow like you did th'uvver day. That'll make her feel better sure!!!!!

Our meowmy is veree smart, ands she makes it a poin to member stuff, an fore she lets us rite storees, she tells us bout what SHE red bout you. She wanna make kitties happy an there meowmies, too.

We finsihh wen she over bein sick, ok?

Originally Posted by RicaLynn

YAY!!!!

We LUV it so far! We want more, S&H, MORE!!!!!

Meowmy wants to no how you been watchin alla us kitties? How you no our purrsonalities so well???

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oh, poor meomwy bobbie. yeah, be extra nice and gentle with her. and give kisses!

love you, meowmy bobbie!

Awww, we sorry Bobbie, S + H, you be sweet boys and purr for meowmy so she feel bettr soon, I sending purrs too, yur friend lil jasper

S&H - we shure hopes your meowmy feel better soon. You should lay downs with her with your head on her pillow again - that make her feel better. Don't go to sleep tho jus in case she get sick again, you gotta make a fast getaway or you mite needs a bath.

we ner had a baf! we not want one, ever! we be careful and keep close bu wear we can make a CLEAN getaway!

Originally Posted by Yosemite

S&H - we shure hopes your meowmy feel better soon. You should lay downs with her with your head on her pillow again - that make her feel better. Don't go to sleep tho jus in case she get sick again, you gotta make a fast getaway or you mite needs a bath.

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S&H? is Meowmy Bobbie feelin better now? DId you lay down wif her an make her relaxt and calm???