Catnap Stories by Shenandoah and Humble

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Lil Jasper Teaches Alex a lesson!

Alex is Lil Jasper's human bruvver. He TEEZES Lil Jasper and makes him sad an mad.
So.......get ready to fine out how Lil Jasper solves his problem.

Lil Jasper Teeches Alex a Lesson

Lil Jasper has a older human bruvver name Alex. Now Alex is ole enuf to NO better, but he teezes lil Jasper!
He thins is funnee to do it, but Lil Jasper and Meowmy Carol don think it funnee at all.
Lil Jasper had enuf! He sic o this crap!
ALEX ACTIN LIKE A he sez to hisself.
So he think wut to do.


Finlly he got it!
He goez straayt to Cajun Meowma and tells her the situashun and asts her wut she thinks is bes. Cajun Meowma tells him she think on it and gets back to him later.
Lil Jasper crosses his pawz.
He gives headbutts to Cajun Meowma. He NOZE she gonna help.

Lil Jasper walks home, feelin bettr!

His fairee godmeowma is the best!

To be continyooed.....

Well, later that afternoon, Cajun Meowma sens a message to Lil Jasper. She ready!

So off goze Lil Jasper. Meowmy Carol takes him to Cajun Meowma's hous.

Bof o them cited! They NO Cajun Meowmy gonna think of good stuff that Not REELY HURT Alex, but teech him lesson so he won teeze Lil Jasper no more.

Cajun Meowma sez, "I think the punishmen awta fit the crime. So we gonna teeze Alex an not let him no wus goin on, reely, til I peer to him in ther nite.

She pats Lil Jasper on hed and shures him all gonna be ok!

This is the plan!
1. In middle of nite, she gone sneek in, or shuld we say, put spell in herself so she can walk thru door. She gonna rite note sayin, "Leeve Lil Jasper LONE and stop teezin!" An she gonna make Alex peer to have diffrent haredo.

2. Next nite she gonna make blobs peer in room, all screeemin, "BE NICE TO LIL JASPER!"

3. Then on 3rd nite, she gonna peer to Alex at midnite, an say,"You gonna be visited by sum GOSTS! (like Scrooge man got). First one comin at 1 A.M.

Alex don beleeve this at first. he just laffs. HA HA HA He gonna get a ROODE wakenin!!

To be continyooed.......

Originally Posted by batgirl2good

Lil Jasper Teeches Alex a Lesson

Lil Jasper has a older human bruvver name Alex. Now Alex is ole enuf to NO better, but he teezes lil Jasper!

He thins is funnee to do it, but Lil Jasper and Meowmy Carol don think it funnee at all.

Lil Jasper had enuf!

He sic o this crap!

ALEX ACTIN LIKE A

he sez to hisself.
So he think wut to do.

Finlly he got it!

He goez straayt to Cajun Meowma and tells her the situashun and asts her wut she thinks is bes. Cajun Meowma tells him she think on it and gets back to him later.

Lil Jasper crosses his pawz.

He gives headbutts to Cajun Meowma. He NOZE she gonna help.

Lil Jasper walks home, feelin bettr!

His fairee godmeowma is the best!

To be continyooed.....

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Originally Posted by batgirl2good

Well, later that afternoon, Cajun Meowma sens a message to Lil Jasper. She ready!

So off goze Lil Jasper. Meowmy Carol takes him to Cajun Meowma's hous.

Bof o them cited! They NO Cajun Meowmy gonna think of good stuff that Not REELY HURT Alex, but teech him lesson so he won teeze Lil Jasper no more.

Cajun Meowma sez, "I think the punishmen awta fit the crime. So we gonna teeze Alex an not let him no wus goin on, reely, til I peer to him in ther nite.

She pats Lil Jasper on hed and shures him all gonna be ok!

This is the plan!
1. In middle of nite, she gone sneek in, or shuld we say, put spell in herself so she can walk thru door. She gonna rite note sayin, "Leeve Lil Jasper LONE and stop teezin!" An she gonna make Alex peer to have diffrent haredo.

2.

Next nite she gonna make blobs peer in room, all screeemin, "BE NICE TO LIL JASPER!"

3. Then on 3rd nite, she gonna peer to Alex at midnite, an say,"You gonna be visited by sum GOSTS! (like Scrooge man got). First one comin at 1 A.M.

Alex don beleeve this at first. he just laffs. HA HA HA He gonna get a ROODE wakenin!!

To be continyooed.......

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OH OH! I so excited , I REEELY LOVES THIS STORY!! I can't hardly wait till you all rites more of it. We gona be on edge of seats til the end. THANK YOU for riting nother story bout me and my "problem" ! Me and meowmy sending you LOTS of hugs and purrs, yur fans and friends lil jasper and meomwy Carol

Originally Posted by batgirl2good

We thanks u, Ollie! U one hansom cat!

How long it took u to lose that pound?

Meowmy sez she gonna start that wif humble! She gone give us food 2 X a day, like yur meowmy.

we happe u an miss emma our frens.

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It tooked me awhile, like 'bout siz months or so. Is like if a hooman looses like 10 pounds.

And, meowmy weighed me 'gain last night to see how I wuz doin cuz she thought I was lookin' a little "portly" but she wuz wrong cuz now I weigh 13.5 from chasin round wif Emma!

Good for you, Olly!

We fixin to finish storee bout Lil Jasper an Alex.....

Originally Posted by OllyExtra05

It tooked me awhile, like 'bout siz months or so. Is like if a hooman looses like 10 pounds.

And, meowmy weighed me 'gain last night to see how I wuz doin cuz she thought I was lookin' a little "portly" but she wuz wrong cuz now I weigh 13.5 from chasin round wif Emma!

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Soooooooooooooooooooooooooo, Alex has and alla blobs have come.....
Now, Cajun Meowma has come and tole him to spect 3 GOSTS!
Alex not skeeered. He kinda smirks and acts like this a joke.

However, he HAS KINDA stopped teezin and is a little bit nervous!


Roun midnite, Alex Yawns and goze to sleep.

1 A.M.
1st GOST peers in Alex bedruum!
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!
Meeeeeeeeeeooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww!!!


An it gets REEL close to Alex, so its whiskers tuch Alex' face!



"Yeow!" yellz Alex! He jump up.
This white kitty all in white an gold, witf angel wings!!

"I come you uoo frum The Rainbow Bridge," sez The Good cat O the North, solemnlee.
She NOT smilin!


Tuch my wing, Alex!
Alex skeered! He shakin!!
But he do as she sez.
F:ASH! They standin at Rainbo Bridge!!
They seez all sortsa kitties!



More than that, but we gots to hurree!!

Alla kitties cumes to Alex and give headbutts an purrs.
One o em looks at Alex and cries and meows.
"I was teezed badly wen I was live!" it meows.
"STOP!" "STOP tezin yur bruvver!"
Alex so scared, he throw up!



Qwick as a flash, they bak in Alex bedroom.

He falls sleep.

2 A.M. Next gost come!!
Alex wakes up an seez orange cat! OH NO!




MORE TO C OME LATER!!!!..........

Originally Posted by batgirl2good

Well, later that afternoon, Cajun Meowma sens a message to Lil Jasper. She ready!

So off goze Lil Jasper. Meowmy Carol takes him to Cajun Meowma's hous.

Bof o them cited! They NO Cajun Meowmy gonna think of good stuff that Not REELY HURT Alex, but teech him lesson so he won teeze Lil Jasper no more.

Cajun Meowma sez, "I think the punishmen awta fit the crime. So we gonna teeze Alex an not let him no wus goin on, reely, til I peer to him in ther nite.

She pats Lil Jasper on hed and shures him all gonna be ok!

This is the plan!
1. In middle of nite, she gone sneek in, or shuld we say, put spell in herself so she can walk thru door. She gonna rite note sayin, "Leeve Lil Jasper LONE and stop teezin!" An she gonna make Alex peer to have diffrent haredo.

2.

Next nite she gonna make blobs peer in room, all screeemin, "BE NICE TO LIL JASPER!"

3. Then on 3rd nite, she gonna peer to Alex at midnite, an say,"You gonna be visited by sum GOSTS! (like Scrooge man got). First one comin at 1 A.M.

Alex don beleeve this at first. he just laffs. HA HA HA He gonna get a ROODE wakenin!!

To be continyooed.......

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Orange kitty shakes Alex and smacks him GENTLY wif her paw!
"Get a grip, Alex! You big boy! Stop wine-in!"


"Alex, you gotta BIG MOUF!"

"Now, we gonna go see sum stuff, an you need to look an listen!"
Orange kitty gices a few headbutts, cuz she NICE kitty, just upset cuz how Alex actin!

"Tuch my tayle," sez Orange Kitty. Alex do it!
He not happee, plus he SSHAMED o hisself, wif his teezin!
(and he awta be!!!)

So in a flash, orange kitty an Alex at shelter!
They seez all kinda lil kitties an dawgs!
An some of em look so sad that Alex stars criiiiinnn.
"Meeeeoooooooooooowwwwwwwwww," sez one lil kitty.
"I wuz brot here by nice yung man, look sorta like YOU!"
Kitty sweet, and she i gurl kitty, a RAGDOLL, jus like Lil Jasper (onlee she beeyooteeful, not hansom).

"He foun me at the 7-11 (or is it 8-12???)"
I wuz skeered and lonely, an I was huingry!

Sum meen boyz had been teezin me, an I was cryin!"

"I wuz so hungry! Well, he took me to his car, and he got me sum food, and he let me sleep wif him in his house, but then he hadta bring me here."
An she cry!!

Cuz his partment not law petz.
"But he comes see me lots and he tryin to find me good forever home."

"An his gurlfren human sez she wants me! I blessed kitty.

See all lil anuhmuls here? SOme o them not get good homes."

Orange kitty tuch Alex's arm and sez, "Time to go home....for now."

FLASH! They bak in Alex bedroom, and orange kitty gone!

3 A.M.
Alex wake up wif a jump!
3rd Kitty comein!

IS ANGEL BUTCH!


"Hey, Lil ALex!" and Butch goze and kisses his human bruvver.
(we cryinmg, cuz this makin us miss that we not get ta meet Mr. Butch.)

"Alex, we been thru a lot together, and we grew up together, rite?"
Alex nods and is alla time pettin Butch.

Alex say, "I member wen u wuz a babee kitty."


Butch nods, and he says, "Alex, I not happee wif wut I been seein from the rainbow bridge."

"I know," sez Alex. "I done rong!"
Buthc nods.

"Now I NO new lil baby sister kitty cumin soon, rite?"

"So, Alex, u GOTS to QWIT!! I beggin you!"
"Lil Jasper ner did nuthin to you, he wants to love you, and look at how hansome he is! He needs YOU! BE SWEET!!"

Alex so shamed!!

"I promise, my Butch! I promise!"
Butch kisses Alex, and purrs him to sleep.

He gots THREE las things to do!
1. He kwietly walks to Meowmy Carol's room, where she sleepin. He luks at her, and he jumps on bed an gives her kisses.

2. He goze to where lil Jasper sleeps, an jhe licks lil Jasper's face, an he sez, "My lil brivver, I love you. It all gonna be ok."
Lil Jasper hugs his bruvver, Angel Butch.

3. Then , Angel Butch flys to where new lil sister kitty is, an he loks at her. He wispers, "Lil gurl, take care of my famlee, k? Be good to them, and be swetest of all to my Lil Jasper."
Then he kisses her.

An they do a lil dance.

Next mornin, Alex wakes up and yawns. Sun shining! Is pretty day!

Alex sez to hisself, "I will honor my lil bruvver Jasper and be sweet to him allas.

He goes to Lil Jasper and hugs him and asts forgiveness. "I sawry I ever teezed you, Lil Jasper."
Lil Jasper, bean a kind and sweet kitty, smile bak and headbutts Alex.
(However, he DOZE sho his RAZOR teefs!)

"I am shamed at how I teezed you, and I NER do it no more," Alex says.


They hug and make up.
BOOM! ALex afro gone!



An they livt all happy! Soon Lil Sister comes!

THE END!!

Originally Posted by batgirl2good

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooo, Alex has

and alla blobs have come.....
Now, Cajun Meowma has come and tole him to spect 3 GOSTS!

Alex not skeeered. He kinda smirks and acts like this a joke.

However, he HAS KINDA stopped teezin and is a little bit nervous!

Roun midnite, Alex Yawns and goze to sleep.

1 A.M.
1st GOST peers in Alex bedruum!

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!
Meeeeeeeeeeooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww!!!


An it gets REEL close to Alex, so its whiskers tuch Alex' face!

"Yeow!" yellz Alex! He jump up.
This white kitty all in white an gold, witf angel wings!!

"I come you uoo frum The Rainbow Bridge," sez The Good cat O the North, solemnlee.

She NOT smilin!

Tuch my wing, Alex!
Alex skeered! He shakin!!

But he do as she sez.
F:ASH! They standin at Rainbo Bridge!!
They seez all sortsa kitties!

More than that, but we gots to hurree!!

Alla kitties cumes to Alex and give headbutts an purrs.
One o em looks at Alex and cries and meows.
"I was teezed badly wen I was live!" it meows.

"STOP!" "STOP tezin yur bruvver!"
Alex so scared, he throw up!

Qwick as a flash, they bak in Alex bedroom.

He falls sleep.

2 A.M. Next gost come!!

Alex wakes up an seez orange cat! OH NO!

MORE TO C OME LATER!!!!..........

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Dere S + H and meowmy Bobbie, thank you very much for that wonderful story. We hope and pray that it come true in real life! Thank you so much for caring about us and riting stories for us, we love you, lil jasper and meowmy Carol

We was kinda worreed that it'd make u an meowmy carol upset, but we thot it was sweet an a tribute to sweet Butch.

We luvs him, too, an we NO he'z happy at the bridge an will see alla you gin one day.

Originally Posted by carolcat

Dere S + H and meowmy Bobbie, thank you very much for that wonderful story. We hope and pray that it come true in real life! Thank you so much for caring about us and riting stories for us, we love you, lil jasper and meowmy Carol

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we takin a day off, ok? We just havin a lil brake!

Pixel and Java's Machmakin Bizness!

Sweet Pixel an Java wanned to help all kitties lookin for "that speshil some kitty," so they thot they'd start a machmakin bizness.
Cable wuz helpin too. She Nose lots bout countin an stuff, and since they all had a private vestatin biznedd (member they helpt Mr. ED?) , they thot it'd be guud idea!



The name of the bizness is gonna b "Sweet Feline O Mine," an any kitty hoo wux intrestid culd apply.


Ollie an Emma posted speshul ad in THE KITTY KRONUHCULLS so alla kitties NO bout this.

Lil Java and sissy Pixel got idee from Mr. Oliver kitty, lookin for a speshul girl.


He such a cute boy, they wanna help.
Plus Cajun Princess, there deer fren, mite like a speshul boyfren.

(Graycie and Go Go not sharin their sweetharts-----that's US!)

TO BE CONTINYOOED>>>>>>>We pooped....

HAPPEE BIRFDAY!!!

CABLE!! 10 Monfs Ole!!

Originally Posted by laureen227

this is such a gud storee!

an we reely likd the one bout hansum jasper, angel butch & alex, too!
thanx!
Cable , Java, & Pixel

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sOOOOOOOOOOOO....................
THE 3 KITTIES, they went and got a permit and rented a office.
Meowmy Laureen was the silent partner (meenin she put up the money, hehehe

Pixel an Java decorated the hole place! It was pretty pale blue, gray, all colors o the oshun!


Cable was a grate pichure taker, so she tuk pichures of the kitties wantin to find a speshul fren.



The 3 kitties cided it be gul idee to do bakgroun checks on all kitties who plyed for membership. They NOSE sum kitties not nice, jus like sum peeples not nice.

Is sad, but trew.


Aneehow, they had kitties then to tell wear they livt and stuff, cuz no kitty's meowmy or daddy gonna moo-ve so kitty would have gurlfrn or boyfren!


Each kitty also tole what stuff he/she likes an all.

Cable an Jave an Pixel thinks of evrythin! They so smart an pretty, too!

Well, after onlee SIX monfs, the biznedd wos more popular than eharmony.com or any of those internets placez!

An the 3 kitties won awards! An they got famus!
Well,evn MORE famus than they wuz wuf their private vestigashun bizness.

Meomwy laureen was happy wif her angels, but she made sure they got there catnaps evry day. She didnt want them to get too tired out.
ALL KITTIES NEED 4-5 Naps a day!

THE END!!

Originally Posted by batgirl2good

Pixel and Java's Machmakin Bizness!

Sweet Pixel an Java wanned to help all kitties lookin for "that speshil some kitty," so they thot they'd start a machmakin bizness.

Cable wuz helpin too. She Nose lots bout countin an stuff, and since they all had a private vestatin biznedd (member they helpt Mr. ED?)

, they thot it'd be guud idea!

The name of the bizness is gonna b "Sweet Feline O Mine,"

an any kitty hoo wux intrestid culd apply.

Ollie an Emma posted speshul ad in THE KITTY KRONUHCULLS so alla kitties NO bout this.

Lil Java and sissy Pixel got idee from Mr. Oliver kitty, lookin for a speshul girl.

He such a cute boy, they wanna help.
Plus Cajun Princess, there deer fren, mite like a speshul boyfren.

(Graycie and Go Go not sharin their sweetharts-----that's US!)

TO BE CONTINYOOED>>>>>>>We pooped....

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YAY YAY, another GRATE kitty story S + H! Thank you so much for tellin it to us, yur fans and friends, lil jasper and meomwy Carol :-)

A TAIL OF 2 KITTIES

This storee bout a lady named Bobbie who usta be skeered of ktties, and she din't like em.
She thought they mite pounce an HURT her.

She usta hace lil bitty dawgs when she wuz growin up. We don no Wy!!
Anee how, wen HER meowmy dyed, she wuz all alone. She dint have no one at home to tawk to or to love.
She wuz sorta sad.

So one day, she met this ladee name Patsy who livt in VA, and they got to be frens. They met in a Krischun cat room,,,,,OOOPS! We mint to say CHAT room.

Anyhow, This ladee came to see Bobbie, and tole Bobbie she needed a pet. Then that summer, Bobbie went to VA an met Patsy's sun Jeff
and her kitty MONTANA!
Bobbie fell in love!
SO wen she got bak home, she callt her bes human fren Shannon and ast her if she NEW wear she culd get a kitty.
An Shannon NEW a lady who had THREE lady cats. They had all had kittens!
She wanted to give em away to gud homes.

Bobbie callet the ladee. She wen to bye litter boxes an toys and kitty food and stuff. An then she brot it home and then she wen to the nice ladee's. She pict out 2 kitties!

One was a wee lil gray an white tabby cat. he luk humble and shy. There wuz also a gray cat. he onlee had a lil white spot on his neck and tummy. He lookt like the mountains in VA wear Bobbie's frens livt. That was in the SHENANDOAH valley! So she said, "I want that one," and then she got to thinking.
She thot, "I gonna be at skool all day, an one kitty wuld be lonely an sad, so I think I get 2!"
An she pict out the lil humble kitty,
and she tuk them home and lovt them.
She said they were her babees.
An she lovt them an tuk good care of them, and she let them do ANYTHING they wanned to! (well, cept NOW, wen she makin us be on that damn die-it!

An they all livt happee ever after.

THE END

so that's how meowmy bobbie got her kitties!

We thot u would like to NO!

Noe, Ari, wat u doin today?
We likes to heer your ventures.

Originally Posted by gemlady

so that's how meowmy bobbie got her kitties!

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You kitties just write the bestest stories. Me and Mika jus luvs to reed em.

Thanks for entertainin us so good!