Catnap Stories by Shenandoah and Humble

Speshull Bulluhten from KITTY KRONUHCULLS!!
by Oscar an Emma!

SWEET SIERRA, feline dawter of Meowmy Stephanie, has been named as SPESHULL PEEPLE NURSE at Emerald Isles Hospital.

She walks roun the floors of the 7th floor and gives purrs an headbutts to peeples there to help lower there blud presshure! An calm them down wen they upset an stuff.

READ ALL BOUT IT in CATNAP STOREES later today!

"Sweet Sierra, Speshul Peeples Nurse"

Sweet Sierra is a sweet kitty whose meowmy Stephanie is a nurse.
Well, now, lotta timz, wen Meowmy gets home, she tells Sierra bout her day and the pashunts she seez.

Enry peeple an kittiy NOSE that anuhmuls helps peeple calm down an feel better. They can hep peeples blud preshure get better, and wen peeple's sad, kitties an doggies help.

Evryone luvs anuhmuls, speshully wen they sic an in hospital and miss there OWN baby!
So............ Sierra had idee!
"Meowmy," she sez, "you think they let me be speshul nurse and make rouns like REEL nurses?"
"Then I oculd purr an stuff and make peeples happee and calm em down!
I could go in before they get there blud prsehure an pulse and stuff taken, an by the time the ovver sistants came in to do that, the peeples wuld be all calm an happee and not be skeered or nervus!!

"My darling! What a grate idee!" cryed Meowmy Stephanie and she hugged her Sweet Sierra and cried cuz Sierra so sweet an unselfish!


TO BE CONTINYOOED......(cuz Meowmy hasta go to the dentist)

Oh boy, we like this story, we hopes the dentist not hurt meowmy Bobbie, we be waiting to here more story S + H, yur friends and fans, lil jasper and meowmy Carol

So...............Miss Stephanie tawks to her boss bout all this. He thinks GRATE idee.
They gets paperwork done, and Sierra gonna start tomorrow!
If this goez well, other kitty nurses be hired to help the peeples in hospital!!
They tole the pashunts bout Speshul nurse kitty cumin to help! All of em so cited an happy!

Well, lil Sierra just makes rouns and hops on pashunt's bedz and cuddles and purrs and gets petted. Jus her bean there helps pashunts relax so they not be skeered!


Doctors an alla nursez love her so much!
Havin Sierra ther like sunshine!

Now, this good too cuz Sierra and Meowmy work at same place, and they can take BRAKEs together an stuff, and wehn Sierra needs a nap, she goes to her meowmy' stashun.


Pedeeuhtrishuns wanna get kitties for lil children's wing! they thunk each chil needs kitty! Or maybe 2 children share.

Hey!
Evn bettr, wuld be if they get kitties from shelters and lets them live there and takes care of em, so they got forever home, and some pashunts dopt a kitty wen they leeve hospital!

THE END










]"Sweet Sierra, Speshul Peeples Nurse"

Sweet Sierra is a sweet kitty whose meowmy Stephanie is a nurse.
Well, now, lotta timz, wen Meowmy gets home, she tells Sierra bout her day and the pashunts she seez.

Enry peeple an kittiy NOSE that anuhmuls helps peeple calm down an feel better. They can hep peeples blud preshure get better, and wen peeple's sad, kitties an doggies help.

Evryone luvs anuhmuls, speshully wen they sic an in hospital and miss there OWN baby!
So............ Sierra had idee!
"Meowmy," she sez, "you think they let me be speshul nurse and make rouns like REEL nurses?"
"Then I oculd purr an stuff and make peeples happee and calm em down!
I could go in before they get there blud prsehure an pulse and stuff taken, an by the time the ovver sistants came in to do that, the peeples wuld be all calm an happee and not be skeered or nervus!!

"My darling! What a grate idee!" cryed Meowmy Stephanie and she hugged her Sweet Sierra and cried cuz Sierra so sweet an unselfish!


TO BE CONTINYOOED......(cuz Meowmy hasta go to the dentist)[/quote]

Sandy, Diddy, Oscar and Sui loved their story Bobbie!! Thanks for taking the time to include them in your fun stories!! They feel very honored!

YAY, that wunderful story and GRATE idea S + H! I wishes that the reely did that, meowmy say some dawgs do it! We thanks you for another grate storie bout the kitties here. We be waiting for the next one, yur fans and friends lil jasper and meowmy Carol

JOEY & RENA

Joey is a rock n roll kitty. He luvs rock!


Rena is his kitty gurlfren.

Now one day wen Rena came to visit Joey, they cided to take a venture!

So they bout wut they culd do, and BANG! Joey cides they oughts to go to THE HARD ROCK CAFE! So they walkt :walking: to KITTY BANK, INC and gots some money

Furs, tho, they ast Joey's meowmy and Rena's meowmy to c if it ok. (They good kitties and allas do wut is gud an rite nod

There meowmies sid ok BUT they hadta be home in time for dinner!

PLUS they HAD to stay together an NOT talk to strangers!

So they got on the speshul kitty bus and rode to the CAFE.
Ges who wuz there?
KITTY IDOLS!! Oscar & The Kool Gurls!

well, they gace a speshul performance for JOEY & RENA!



PLUS they gave them there autografs!


Joey & Rena chect theiir waches and got on the bus in time to get home.
They such sweetharts!
Meowmies happy to see their angels!


They all hugt eech offer an Rena went home wif her meowmy. Joey tuk a nap.

THE END

YAY! Thanks for riting anothr "cool" story S + H, and also we glad that meowmy Bobbie feelin bettr now with sore tuff, love from your fans and friends lil jasper and meomwy Carol

ooooooooooooooooohhhh, lil Jasper! Startin tomorrow, less than 20 DAZE!! An lil sister comes to meet her big bruvver! U be the BEST big bruvver ever!!

Originally Posted by carolcat

YAY! Thanks for riting anothr "cool" story S + H, and also we glad that meowmy Bobbie feelin bettr now with sore tuff, love from your fans and friends lil jasper and meomwy Carol

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that was good story, h & s, i .... like... it...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Once there was a nice ladee who got a lil boy kitty name of CHUCKY!

She lovet him lots and lots, speshully cuz she was tsakin care o his kitty mama Nenew, and she had Chucky on The nice ladee's lap. long wif 2 offer kitties!
Chucky
s a sweet boy an is the hed of the househole!

Chucky a helfy 8 year ole boy.
Now this nice famlee usta have a kitty nam IVE, but he dyed, and the daddy was sad.
He wanted nuther kitty name Ive to love. So they look and look, and ges wut?
They foun one! JES LIKE IVE #1~ This Ive is 3.

Then they saw 2 kitties name Max an Jeanie.
They fell in love so kep them, too!
All the kitties plaid together and loved one nuvver, and it was a happy famlee.

BUT............. someone had a kitty named Ricky and ast the nice ladee to take care of him, so she did, and gave him a forever home.

This storee so sweet, it makin us cry. Cuz these peeples so nice.....

The ladee saw a lil kitty one day outside her work, and he started cumin to her alla time. Ovver peeples fed him, too. But the ladee tuk him home, and GAVE HIM a forever home. He very loved

Now the lil babee is Lacie, and she came wen the ladee's son brot her home frum camp.

EIGHT IS ALMOST ENUF cuz the nice ladde thinkin bout gettin NUTHER kitty!


THE END

Well, we reely liked the "eight is ALMOS enouf" story. Thank you for ritin another good story for us to reed S + H! But we gotta say, eight ISN'T enuf when it comes to yur stories, cuz they have "cativated" us! :-) We apprechate all the hard work you doing to rite them, spechully on yur vacation and all! And we hopes meowmy Bobbie's mouf is feeling all bettr today, yur fans and friends lil jasper and meomwy Carol

(((Lil Jasper))) (((Meowmy Carol))) we free send hugs and headbutts.

Fank u!!

Originally Posted by carolcat

Well, we reely liked the "eight is ALMOS enouf" story. Thank you for ritin another good story for us to reed S + H! But we gotta say, eight ISN'T enuf when it comes to yur stories, cuz they have "cativated" us! :-) We apprechate all the hard work you doing to rite them, spechully on yur vacation and all! And we hopes meowmy Bobbie's mouf is feeling all bettr today, yur fans and friends lil jasper and meomwy Carol

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You rites good stories. Me and Mika can hardly wait for meowmy to turn on computer for us to reed em.

We just luvs reedin your stories and so does meowmy.

Bijou, we gots a qweshun for you, ok? We not wanna be nosy, but our meowmy worries bout us gettin too big, an she thinks u a good size. I (Shenandoah) waye 13.1 lbs and I (Humble) waye 13.8.
She tryin to helkp us lose sum. Speshauly me (Humble). She onlee givin me 2/3 cup dry food evry day, and she srpeds it out over all day long.

I( Shenandoah) likes just wet food, and I gets 1 1/2 - 2 lil cans of fancy feast evry day.

Doz that soun ok?

Originally Posted by Yosemite

You rites good stories. Me and Mika can hardly wait for meowmy to turn on computer for us to reed em.

We just luvs reedin your stories and so does meowmy.

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My meowmy put me on a dye-it awhile ago cuz I weighed 15 pounds but now I weigh 14. She gives me a half a cup of dry food now (1/4 cup in da mornin and 1/4 cup at nite) and Emma and I also share a half a big can of Iams wet food ev-furry-day but Emma eets mosta it cuz she's much mo "active" den I am, plus when she came to live wif us she had been on da street livin in a pile of garbage and wuz reel skinny cuz she had da kittens.

But when I wuz reel chubby my meowma put me on da Iams diet food and I liked it! I'll eat anything my meowma gives me cuz I just wanna make her happy!

We thanks u, Ollie! U one hansom cat!

How long it took u to lose that pound?

Meowmy sez she gonna start that wif humble! She gone give us food 2 X a day, like yur meowmy.
we happe u an miss emma our frens.

Originally Posted by OllyExtra05

My meowmy put me on a dye-it awhile ago cuz I weighed 15 pounds but now I weigh 14. She gives me a half a cup of dry food now (1/4 cup in da mornin and 1/4 cup at nite) and Emma and I also share a half a big can of Iams wet food ev-furry-day but Emma eets mosta it cuz she's much mo "active" den I am, plus when she came to live wif us she had been on da street livin in a pile of garbage and wuz reel skinny cuz she had da kittens.

But when I wuz reel chubby my meowma put me on da Iams diet food and I liked it! I'll eat anything my meowma gives me cuz I just wanna make her happy!

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Originally Posted by batgirl2good

Once there was a nice ladee who got a lil boy kitty name of CHUCKY!

She lovet him lots and lots, speshully cuz she was tsakin care o his kitty mama Nenew, and she had Chucky on The nice ladee's lap. long wif 2 offer kitties!

Chucky
s a sweet boy an is the hed of the househole!

Chucky a helfy 8 year ole boy.
Now this nice famlee usta have a kitty nam IVE, but he dyed, and the daddy was sad.

He wanted nuther kitty name Ive to love. So they look and look, and ges wut?

They foun one! JES LIKE IVE #1~ This Ive is 3.

Then they saw 2 kitties name Max an Jeanie.

They fell in love so kep them, too!
All the kitties plaid together and loved one nuvver, and it was a happy famlee.

BUT.............

someone had a kitty named Ricky and ast the nice ladee to take care of him, so she did, and gave him a forever home.

This storee so sweet, it makin us cry.

Cuz these peeples so nice.....

The ladee saw a lil kitty one day outside her work, and he started cumin to her alla time. Ovver peeples fed him, too. But the ladee tuk him home, and GAVE HIM a forever home. He very loved

Now the lil babee is Lacie, and she came wen the ladee's

son brot her home frum camp.

EIGHT IS ALMOST ENUF cuz the nice ladde thinkin bout gettin NUTHER kitty!


THE END

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I LOVE IT its awesome I am going to send this one around

Thanks a bunch for the "Eight is almost EnuF" story

Originally Posted by batgirl2good

JOEY & RENA

Joey is a rock n roll kitty. He luvs rock!

Rena is his kitty gurlfren.

Now one day wen Rena came to visit Joey, they cided to take a venture!

So they

bout wut they culd do, and BANG! Joey cides they oughts to go to THE HARD ROCK CAFE! So they walkt :walking: to KITTY BANK, INC and gots some money

Furs, tho, they ast Joey's meowmy and Rena's meowmy to c if it ok. (They good kitties and allas do wut is gud an rite

nod

There meowmies sid ok BUT they hadta be home in time for dinner!

PLUS they HAD to stay together an NOT talk to strangers!

So they got on the speshul kitty bus and rode to the CAFE.
Ges who wuz there?
KITTY IDOLS!! Oscar & The Kool Gurls!

well, they gace a speshul performance for JOEY & RENA!

PLUS they gave them there autografs!

Joey & Rena chect theiir waches and got on the bus in time to get home.
They such sweetharts!
Meowmies happy to see their angels!

They all hugt eech offer an Rena went home wif her meowmy. Joey tuk a nap.

THE END

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Me n' Rena thankiez you for making a story bouts us!!!!

Yur welcome, Joey and fren Rena.
We mite take a day off tomorrow. Might not, either, we gots to think.
Maybe we get gud idea!