Catnap Stories by Shenandoah and Humble

OH OH< WE NO, how bout some "mouse" for dessert? >:-> !!

We love it!!

Originally Posted by carolcat

OH OH< WE NO, how bout some "mouse" for dessert? >:-> !!

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YAY! I lik da storee bout me! tank you!

Annie

So Ollie an Emma rote bout the KITTY KAFE in there papur, and lotsa kitties tole their meowmas and dadies bout Annie donating the $$ for the Kafe. Well, the BIG Kitty in the hole US of A herd bout lil Annie, an he had a speshul ceremony and gave her FELINE GENROSITY Prize!
Ollie an Emma won a Prize the there KITTY KRONUHCULLS, too!
Lil Jasper won a PEACE PRIZE on accounta his deel wif Red Tweety.

Lil Cajun Princess an her sisters got one for their takin care of Mr. Flores.

(Cajun Meowma a secret, not many no bout her. She keeps things low kee.)




But we digress agin (we get it from meowmy bobbie. she do it ALLA tyme.)

We tired agin. need nuther nap

Good story so far, we will wate for the rest, meomwy gots headache so she gonna go lay down, yur friend lil jasper

SO, CHEF CABLE'S KITTY KAFE opens on July 4!
Menu is ready. They are having Cable's Catnip Cake, Catnip Souffle, Salmon Ballz, Tuna Feast, and Veggie Sticks.
Dessert is Lil Jasper's Chocolate Mouse!
Also they got Caramel Mouse and Carrot Mouse.

Red Tweety makes TWIGS so they gets fyber.

Prices are low, and Tuxedo kitties are gonna be waitkitties. That way, it saves on $$ cause they not need yooniformz.

Cajun Meowma haz given her blessins to KITTY KAFE, too.

Cajun Princess is hostess kitty.

Laureen Meowmy helps make shure everyone behaves.
Cat Police helps make shure no one BAD or MEEN brakes in.

Homeless kitties are welcome and eats free, and Meowmy Laureen and Meowmy Katie helps them fine a forever home.

THE END

Originally Posted by batgirl2good

SO, CHEF CABLE'S KITTY KAFE opens on July 4!
Menu is ready. They are having Cable's Catnip Cake, Catnip Souffle, Salmon Ballz, Tuna Feast, and Veggie Sticks.
Dessert is Lil Jasper's Chocolate Mouse!

Also they got Caramel Mouse and Carrot Mouse.

Red Tweety makes TWIGS so they gets fyber.

Prices are low, and Tuxedo kitties are gonna be waitkitties. That way, it saves on $$ cause they not need yooniformz.

Cajun Meowma haz given her blessins to KITTY KAFE, too.

Cajun Princess is hostess kitty.

Laureen Meowmy helps make shure everyone behaves.
Cat Police helps make shure no one BAD or MEEN

brakes in.

Homeless kitties

are welcome and eats free, and Meowmy Laureen and Meowmy Katie helps them fine a forever home.

THE END

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YAY! Thank you S + H and meowmy Bobbie for another fine story. We wants to go and eat at the kitty cafe too! Meowmy say she wants to taste the chocolate mouse! Alla yur stories good ones, we be waiting for next excitin story! yur friends and fans lil jasper and meowmy Carol

All kitties here inns pire us.
We NOT EVER rite sad storeess, tho, an hope it ok. Meowmy B not like em. She sez catnap storees gots to be HAPPY so kitties have sweet dreems.

Originally Posted by batgirl2good

All kitties here inns pire us.

We NOT EVER rite sad storeess, tho, an hope it ok. Meowmy B not like em. She sez catnap storees gots to be HAPPY

so kitties have sweet dreems.

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Goodie, me and meowmy not like sad storries either! Too many sad ones, all you hav to do is watch tv, or read paper or just live. We glad meowmy Bobbie and you kittys like to rite happy ones, cuz we sure LUV to reed them. We waitin for the next egcitin installment, yur friends lil jasper and meowmy Carol

U r so sweet to us!
We thinkin bout next storee. Tomorrow or tonight, k? We gotta think of one.

Originally Posted by carolcat

Goodie, me and meowmy not like sad storries either! Too many sad ones, all you hav to do is watch tv, or read paper or just live. We glad meowmy Bobbie and you kittys like to rite happy ones, cuz we sure LUV to reed them. We waitin for the next egcitin installment, yur friends lil jasper and meowmy Carol

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Ok, we be waiting, S + H and meowmy Bobbie, hope you havin a good day today, yur friends lil jasper and meowmy Carol

Our human kitten fren Caroline and her human mama Shannon came to see us. Before then, we slept a lot cuz meowmy's eyes stung. She's NEER sited and hasta ware glasses wen she drives or waches TV or movies.

We luvs meowmy Bobbie.

lil Jasper, we hopes u still come and rite when lil sis comes.
Wen skool starts agin, we not able to rite manee stories an stuff cuz meowmy teechin and not feel like helpin wif a storee every day.

Originally Posted by carolcat

Ok, we be waiting, S + H and meowmy Bobbie, hope you havin a good day today, yur friends lil jasper and meowmy Carol

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Oscar, Sandy, Diddy, and Sui, kellyyfaber's kitties, will be the mayn karacters in our storee tomorrow! Oscar is a lil boy and the others are gurls!
They gots a singin groop!

OSCAR AND THE KOOL GURLS

Shenandoah here! Meowmy can't hep us rite the storee cuz Humble is takin a nap on toppa it!
We rite tomorro, k?

OSCAR & THE KOOL GURLS

Meowmy kellyyfaber had 4 kitties: Oscar, and his sisters Sandy, Diddy, and Sui.
They were a sweet bunch! an they loved eech ovver lots!

They culd also sing!
One day their meowmy red in the papur that RYAN SEECREST and the judges were cumin to Memphis for KITTY IDOL interviews!

She cided to take her sweet kitties to aw-dish-un, since they alredy livt in TN.


Well, There were thousands of kitties there!


Sum sang solow; ovvers in groups like Oscar & his sisturs.


Paula Abdool an SYmun and Randy "DAWG" Jackson were all there.
They wore kitty hats and whiskers for the ocashun!



When it came time for Oscar & his sisters to awdishun, they callt themselves
OSCAR & THE KOOL GURLS, an they sang "3 BLIND MICE."

TO BE CONTINYOOED>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Simon was blown away! Paula tole Oscar she was in love wif him. Simon rollt his eyz then.

"We're goin to Holleeeeeeeewoooooooooddd!" all 4 kitties meowed!
"We're goin to Holleeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwooooooooooooddddddddddd!" an they did a lil dans.

Meowmy kelly cried cuz she was so proud!

Well, they made it! They got to the final 12~~~

Every week, they did good, cept for ONE tyme when Randy said, "Dawgs, u were kinda PICHY on that song."

Paula was sweet, but she DINT take Oscar under her wing and aks him to be her "speshul kitty." She din't take him to her hows and order pizza. She dint bye close for him.

Every kitty got his or her meowmy to dial in the furst time and then all they had to do wuz hit redial wif their paws.
Everyone lovt Oscar & The KOOL GURLS!


They made it to the final 2! It was Oscar & The KOOL GURLS and anuther groop callt FELIX & THE FELINES.


Sandy, Diddy, an Sui had many boy kitties lookin at em.

Oscar had propozals!

GES WUT???THEY WON! THEY ARE THE NEW KITTY IDOLS!!
An their first, #1 Hit was:
MICE, MICE, BABY!! (Like Vanilla Ice's "ice, Ice, Baby!" (Only theirs wuz lots bettr.)



They also sang, "WE ARE FAMUHLEE." (I got all my sistas an me.)

Here are some of their hits!

Oh, PURRfect Love (for weddings)
Nappin In Sunbeams
Sittin In The Window Seat
Headbutts For my Human
The Big Cheese

W-H-I-S-K-E-R-S (A rap toon)

They gives consurts, too. Opening act is THE STRAY KATS!!

Part of the proceeds frum their concerts go to animul shelters, too.


THE END

Originally Posted by batgirl2good

OSCAR & THE KOOL GURLS

Meowmy kellyyfaber had 4 kitties: Oscar, and his sisters Sandy, Diddy, and Sui.
They were a sweet bunch!

an they loved eech ovver lots!

They culd also sing!

One day their meowmy red in the papur

that RYAN SEECREST and the judges were cumin to Memphis for KITTY IDOL

interviews!

She cided to take her sweet kitties to aw-dish-un, since they alredy livt in TN.

Well, There were thousands of kitties there!

Sum sang solow; ovvers in groups

like Oscar & his sisturs.

Paula Abdool an SYmun and Randy "DAWG" Jackson were all there.
They wore kitty hats and whiskers for the ocashun!

When it came time for Oscar & his sisters to awdishun, they callt themselves
OSCAR & THE KOOL GURLS, an they sang "3 BLIND MICE."

TO BE CONTINYOOED>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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YAY, thank you for ritin another story about kittys. This one is really "kool" :-) ! We will be waitin for the next excitin installment in "catnap stories". Yur fans and friends, lil jasper and meomwy Carol

We think we rites storee bout NURSE SIERRA tomorraw~ QWe bet Meowmy Stephanie would like that!

Originally Posted by carolcat

YAY, thank you for ritin another story about kittys. This one is really "kool" :-) ! We will be waitin for the next excitin installment in "catnap stories". Yur fans and friends, lil jasper and meomwy Carol

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wow, the chef cable story was "delicious!" you two got great ideas for stories!

can't wait to read about nurse sierra!

time for my catnap!