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Can't eat Beef ... Mad cow....

Can't eat chicken ... bird flu

Can't eat eggs ... Salmonella

Can't eat pork ... fears that bird flu will infect piggies

Can't eat fish ... heavy metals in the
waters has poisoned their meat

Can't eat fruits and veggies ... insecticides and herbicides








I believe that leaves Chocolate!!!!!!!!

Chocolate is a Vegetable

Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans.

Bean = vegetable.

**Sugar is derived from either sugar cane or sugar BEETS.

**Both of them are plants, in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.


**To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk,
which is dairy. So candy bars are a health food.

**Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

**Remember - - -
"STRESSED" spelled backward is "DESSERTS"
post #2 of 9
LOL! I always enjoying reading this!
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post #4 of 9
Works for me! Bring on the chocolate!
post #5 of 9
That was cute! Don't forget chocolate ice cream- it's a veggie-filled health food as well (eating Edy's chocolate ice cream as I write this)
post #6 of 9
I've used that logic before! I think we rationalized chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream for dinner.....
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post #8 of 9
i'll go with that!
post #9 of 9
Hee hee, thanks, I KNEW chocolate was GOOD for me! ;-)
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