For all you Pregnant people out there!!

The Top 16 Fatal Things to Say to A Pregnant Wife


16 Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs forty pounds.

15 Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby!

14 I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever!

13 Well, couldn't they induce labor? The 25th is the Super Bowl.

12 Damn if you ain't about five pounds away from a surprise visit from that Richard Simmons fella.

11 Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy, that's gotta hurt.

10 Whoa! For a minute there, I thought I woke up next to Willard Scott!

9 I'm jealous! Why can't men experience the joy of childbirth?

8 Are your ankles supposed to look like that?

7 Get your *own* ice cream, Buddha!

6 Geez, you're awfully puffy looking today.

5 Got milk?

4 Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary, Tawney.

3 Man! That rose tattoo on your hip is the size of Madagascar!

2 Retaining water? Yeah, like the Hoover Dam retains water.

and The Number 1 Fatal Thing to Say to Your Pregnant Wife...

1 You don't have the guts to pull the trigger, Lardass.

What a burn that was! OUCH IS RIGHT - Read them to hubby - he is glad I am menopausal now!

Ha ha ha ha..... hope they didn't offend anyone!! I just thought it was a good way for the blokes to go about getting a slap!!! ha ha ha.....Though I think the last one is asking for a little more than a slap!!

Oh Rhea, that was hilarious!!!!! Thanks for posting it!!!!!!!

these were great!

Boy, do those bring back memories!

When I was in labor with my son (and first born), one of my husband's coworkers arrived at the hospital. He wanted to let the guy into the room. I told him that aside from medical personnel, if you weren't present at the conception, you weren't going to be present at the delivery.

Deb,
you never cease to make me laugh. thanks for the chuckle