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Frying Eggs

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful ... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the

The wife stared at him. "What the hell is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.
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that was a pisser
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Breakfast time!...
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LOL!! I must remember that
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I don't know why hubby seemed to identify with it though
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Am not a wife, nor am I likely to ever be one, but if anyone did that to me, he/she would be frying their own eggs for a while, and perhaps wearing those of the moment.

I realize it was a funny, and was humourous, but it touched a nerve.

Sorry for the rant.

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