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Happen magazine chooses the worst pick-up lines...that ever worked! These seemingly lame come-ons actually charmed women. Just goes to show you, romance is always full of surprises.

The Corniest Line Ever Award

"This guy who was so not my style came over to me and my friends and asked: 'Do you happen to know how much a polar bear weighs?' We said no and kept walking, and then he said, 'Well, it's enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm Brian.' We all cracked up and kept talking to him." —Charity, 29, Cincinnati, OH

The Artistic License Award

"I was shooting pool with friends, and some guys offered us a friendly challenge. Midway through the game, one of them looked at me and said, 'Do you remember Crayola crayons? Well, they used to have this color called Blizzard Blue. It was my favorite color, and your eyes are actually Blizzard Blue.' I thought it was so cute-he had me right there." —Erica, 21, Brunswick, OH

The Balls of Steel Award

"I was at an office party when a guest of a coworker introduced himself and said, 'Blueberries or strawberries?' Confused, I asked what he meant, and he replied, 'I just want to know what kind of pancakes to make you in the morning.' He said it with such a straight face that it was like a scene in a funny movie. I didn't eat breakfast with him, but I did give him my number." —Jan, 33, Cleveland, OH

The Dumb and Dumber Award

"This random guy came up to me at a party, looked me straight in the eyes and said, 'Baby, you're sexier than socks on a rooster.' I had absolutely no idea what he meant, but I thought it was funny and I liked how unusual it was. It got us talking, trying to figure out what that line meant!" —Holly, 19, Milford, OH

The Mama's Boy Award

"I was at a local bar one night, and this guy sat next to me and said, 'Would it freak you out if I said that I've already told my mother about you?' I said, 'No, why?' Then he told me that he'd actually stepped outside, called his mother and asked her how to approach me. I thought it was adorable that he was a mama's boy." —Michelle, 25, Erie, PA

The Oddest Use of a Parking Space Award

"I fought tooth and nail with a guy over a parking space and won. When I came back out to my car, there was a note on it that said, 'I like your style. Call me.' It was very unexpected, and I loved the approach. See, it pays to be a lover and a fighter." —Lynn, 36, Boston, MA

The Best Brown-Nosing Award

"This poker party I was at started to get very crowded. As a group of girls walked in, this guy came up behind me and said, 'I think you're going to be asked to leave soon. You're so pretty, you're putting all the other women to shame.' I tend to be very shy, so his compliment really helped crack my shell." —Katie, 31, Chicago, IL

The Let-Me-Count-The-Ways Award

"I first met my current boyfriend at a bar, and after we introduced ourselves, he said, 'I adore you.' He then drunkenly went on to catalog why he adored me—from the way I ordered drinks to the way I brushed hair out of my eyes. It was sort of scary that he'd been watching me, but what took it out of stalker mode and made it flattering was his sweetness and sincerity." —Melissa, 27, Brooklyn, NY

Matt Christensen has written for Maxim and The Cleveland Plain Dealer. The best line he's ever used was, "Hey, if I kiss you, will I get slapped?" I did, and I didn't, respectively.
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Whatever works!!
post #3 of 16
Yikes!!!
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Originally Posted by globalspot28
The Corniest Line Ever Award
"This guy who was so not my style came over to me and my friends and asked: 'Do you happen to know how much a polar bear weighs?' We said no and kept walking, and then he said, 'Well, it's enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm Brian.' We all cracked up and kept talking to him." —Charity, 29, Cincinnati, OH
That would SO work on me. Corny wins me over every time!
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Originally Posted by ugaimes
That would SO work on me. Corny wins me over every time!
Oh yeah! Me too!! I love a guy with a silly sense of humor!!!
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I love cheesy lines but they have to be delivered correctly or they come off poorly. They totally work on me...
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I have "pickup line radar" from being a bartender. My ears automatically shut off when a pickup line is detected. I've never really heard one all the way thru.
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Here's the worst one I've ever heard:

"Girl, you've got an onion booty!"
Me: "What in the hell is that supposed to mean?"
"It's a booty that could make a grown man cry!"
Me:
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:bump:
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Some of those were really funny, but some of them were scary. I don't use pick up lines, but I will try to make a girl laugh when I talk to her.
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The Mama's Boy Award

"I was at a local bar one night, and this guy sat next to me and said, 'Would it freak you out if I said that I've already told my mother about you?' I said, 'No, why?' Then he told me that he'd actually stepped outside, called his mother and asked her how to approach me. I thought it was adorable that he was a mama's boy." —Michelle, 25, Erie, PA
And did Mommy tell you what time you have to be home by?
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Originally Posted by ash_bct
And did Mommy tell you what time you have to be home by?
Yeah that's one of the lines that scared me. I've never known anyone to be that much of a wienie. I wonder how long his supposed charm lasted after they started dating.
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Originally Posted by Hydroaxe
Yeah that's one of the lines that scared me. I've never known anyone to be that much of a wienie. I wonder how long his supposed charm lasted after they started dating.
Probably as long as his Mommy allowed it
post #14 of 16
so anyone going to give examples of lines that worked on them?
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I've heard many, myself, but the most ironic one I've heard is:

"Now I dont wanta give you any pick-up lines, but....."

and I said, "You just did!"

I feel bad for men honestly cause they try so hard rather than just being themselves, ya know. I give them credit for trying. Especially now-a-days when women are initiating the first lines instead.
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Originally Posted by ash_bct
And did Mommy tell you what time you have to be home by?
You just gave me the best laugh of the day!!!! Thanks Ashley
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