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miss whitney

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I received this in my email. Thought it was interesting.

1. Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

2. Spotted Owl plague threatens Western North America crops & livestock.

3. Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Iraq, Syria, and Lebanon)

4. Afghanistan still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least ten more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

5. George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

6. 35 year study: diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

7. Nursing home event... Bill Clinton denies allegations of affair with candy striper.

8. Texas executes last remaining citizen.

9. Upcoming NFL draft likely to focus on use of mutants.

10. Baby conceived naturally.....scientists stumped.

11. Authentic year 2000 "Chad" sells at Sotheby's for $4.6 million.

12. Ozone created by electric cars now killing thousands in Los
Angeles.

13. Average height of NBA players now nine foot seven inches.

14. Microsoft announces it has perfected its newest version of Windows so it crashes BEFORE installation is completed.

15. New California law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, and baseball bats be registered by January 2036
 

jin & spawn

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I find it more potentially accurate than I care to think about. Scary.

(But quite funny also...
I especially like #12)
 

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Interesting, yes. :LOL: Hysterical, definitely! Thanks!! It's strange how reality eventually lends itself unto humor.
I personally liked 6,7, 8, 10, and 14.
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I have seen this once before, but it's still funny!!! My favorites are # 5 and # 7. I would like to see what actually happens in those two situations!!!!
 
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