A police officer pulled a blonde over for driving erratically. She explained, "I was driving down the road, when all of a sudden a tree appeared right in the middle of the road. I swerved sharply to the right, but there was another tree. I turned to the left, and another tree appeared. No matter if I turned left or right, trees magically appeared in the road."
Shaking his head the officer said, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."
Shaking his head the officer said, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."