Just got this joke from a friend via e-mail and couldn't resist passing it along!
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"How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?"
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is
young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and
you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any
wiring that's not up to code.
Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
Rottweiler: Make me.
Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky
toys in the dark.
Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the
light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led
these people from the dark, check to make sure I
haven't missed any,
and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no
one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm
bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I
don't see a light bulb!
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the
carpet in the dark.
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right
there.....
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light
bulbs in a little circle...
Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and
he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the
house, my nails will be dry.
Cat: "Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change
light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will
it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and
a massage?"
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"How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?"
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is
young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and
you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any
wiring that's not up to code.
Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
Rottweiler: Make me.
Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky
toys in the dark.
Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the
light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led
these people from the dark, check to make sure I
haven't missed any,
and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no
one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm
bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I
don't see a light bulb!
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the
carpet in the dark.
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right
there.....
Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?
Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light
bulbs in a little circle...
Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and
he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the
house, my nails will be dry.
Cat: "Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change
light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will
it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and
a massage?"
