Your City's 'Un-Slogan' dot com

Got this idea while posting Caption This threads this morning. I saw Whisky'sDad's profile and thought it would be funny to come up with your own non-slogan for where you live.

I also figured that by putting Ryan's signature 'dot com' in the thread title, people would flock to it.

Anyway, I'll begin:

TAMPA, FL - Where it's so hot, you'll actually start wondering if you sinned....

Manchester, UK: Where the sun never shines! (well, it has been recently, but is notiorious for rain!)

Another one!

Manchester, UK: Where theres a new wineo around each corner!

Ft. Campbell KY: If you like men in uniform you'll love it here.

Springfield Illinois...We are crazy about Abraham Lincoln!!

Tucson AZ - half a million people and a pothole for each of them!

Originally Posted by katl8e

Tucson AZ - half a million people and a pothole for each of them!

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Originally Posted by sandra

Springfield Illinois...We are crazy about Abraham Lincoln!!

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You mean,

"We're only thinkin' 'bout Lincoln"?

New York, New York
This one is stolen from Letterman:
The town so nice, they named it twice!

California, USA-

"Where its so crowded with people, it takes half your life to find a parking space."

I stink...

Metropolitan Stuttgart - cradle of Mercedes and Porsche, and it's a miracle that air pollution hasn't caused its crib death.

Evansville, Indiana - No, we're not up by Chicago!
(as Evanston, Illinois is.)

Southwest Indiana - Yoo hoo!! Down here!
(We're farthest from the capital of Indy and often ignored.)

This one is pretty well known-

Cleveland: the mistake by the lake.

My try-
Cleveland: But we have the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame! And LeBron James!

Hmmm, I don't live in a city or even a village, kinda hard to think of something

Originally Posted by AmberThe Bobcat

Hmmm, I don't live in a city or even a village, kinda hard to think of something

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Try your state or county.

Nice thread Deb! Some of these un-slogans are pretty good! I really can't think of any for my city though... ....hmmmmm.... ah I know...

Winnipeg: If you love the South Pole, you'll love our winters!
Winnipeg: You won't notice the garbage because the snow hides it all.
Winnipeg: It's more than just a white Christmas...

Well can't think of one for Porirua City right now, but I call the town in which my Dad lives

Foxton The Incest capital of NZ!