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post #1 of 26
Thread Starter 
How many of these can we come up with? Names that sound like something else:

Justin Thyme
Seymour Katz
Ima Maus
Linda Hand
Hugh Jass
Amanda Hugginkiss
I. P. Frealey

(The credit for the last 3 goes to Bart Simpson)
post #2 of 26
I actually got a wedding invitation once where the bride's name was Anita Groom.
post #3 of 26
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by Tari
I actually got a wedding invitation once where the bride's name was Anita Groom.
That is SO funny!!
post #4 of 26
Constance Lee Rude

real name of a friend of my mothers
post #5 of 26
Hugh Geballs
post #6 of 26
Ty Needick
post #7 of 26
Jack Sawfahlot
post #8 of 26
ILA VANUL

pronounced - EYE-LA VAIN-EL
post #9 of 26
I still have this newspaper article that Mum read to me when I was a tiny thing - it's all old and worn now, but it's on this subject, weird names that actually exist. It is hysterical. Examples:

Freida Egg
April Showers
Rose Budd
Preserved Fish (and yes I am dead serious)
Loda Gunn

Oh there's heaps more that I can't remember but I'll dig it up.
post #10 of 26
Nice names everyone!

Do you know anyone named....

Robin Banks
Jason Gars
Hoo Flung Poo
post #11 of 26
This name is from an old Saturday Night Live skit...


Dick Hertz
post #12 of 26
Beau Archer

Anita Lay



What are people thinking when they name these babies?
post #13 of 26
A True Name - this man was a radio news broadcaster in Kingston, Ontario during the 1970s and 80s - Phil Meighan (pronounced Mee-in).

Kathryn
post #14 of 26
This too, is a true name. Some cousin or other of my husband's:

Misty Summer Knight

I told him it sounds like it should be some porn actress' nom de plume.
post #15 of 26
Eileen and Ben Dover
Dick Dragon

I actually dated a guy who's last name was Cox and he had a brother named Mike. Why would you do that to your child? At least he didn't have a sister named Ivana.
post #16 of 26
Sometimes a child's name can have unforeseen consequences. My husband and I named our daughter Faith because we had waited a long time for her and kept telling each other to 'have faith' that it would happen. Then I sent her to a French school, where the kids had difficulty pronouncing 'th'. She came home crying at 5 years old because she was being called 'Fesse' which means 'butt' in French! So much for a beautiful name! But now she likes it.
post #17 of 26
Oh, I remembered another one. I have a book on Aquarium Plants that I picked up at Books-A-Million. The author's name:

Peter Hiscock

I kid you not. I'm assuming that this is his real name as I can think of no reason to put a pen name on a book about aquarium plants, and why the dickens would anybody use a pen name like that for such a book anyway ?
post #18 of 26
I used to use the name "harry knob" when taking online surveys and stuff.
post #19 of 26
Quote:
Originally Posted by RoseHawke
Oh, I remembered another one. I have a book on Aquarium Plants that I picked up at Books-A-Million. The author's name:

Peter Hiscock

I kid you not. I'm assuming that this is his real name as I can think of no reason to put a pen name on a book about aquarium plants, and why the dickens would anybody use a pen name like that for such a book anyway ?
No, its real. I used to go to high school with a

Brett Hiscock

Yes, he was teased mercilessly.
post #20 of 26
I met a guy once who's name was Richard Head.
post #21 of 26
LOLOLOL These are too funny!

Brandon has a friend who's dad's name is Dick Woodcock!
post #22 of 26
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by ash_bct
LOLOLOL These are too funny!

Brandon has a friend who's dad's name is Dick Woodcock!
OMG, my ex brother in law's name is Dick Woodcox! I'm surprised I didn't think of that for this thread.
post #23 of 26
Great thread!
post #24 of 26
this pertains to this thread so here it is (A JOKE)

what do you call a naked women lying between two naked men?


Sharon Peters


lol
post #25 of 26
I went to high school with a girl named: Anya Cox
post #26 of 26
i know this isnt what youre really looking for but john and i went to school with a william williams and our one principal was daniel daniels lol
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