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'Twas the night before payback and all through the land,
They're running like rabbits in Afghanistan;
Osama's been praying, he's down on his knees,
He's hoping that Allah will hear all his pleas.

He thought if he killed us that we'd fall and shatter,
But all that he's done is just make us madder;
We ain't yet forgotten our Marines in Beirut,
And we'll kick your bottom, with one heavy boot.

And yes we remember the USS Cole,
And the lives of our sailors that you stole;
You think you can rule us and cause us to fear,
You'll soon get the answer if you live to hear.

And we ain't forgotten your buddy Saddam,
And he ain't forgotten the sound of our bomb;
You think that those mountains are somewhere to hide,
They'll go down in history as the place where you died.

Remember Khadhafi and his Line of Death?
He came very close, to his final breath;
So come out and prove it, that you are a man,
Cause our boys are coming and they have a plan.

They are our fathers and they are our sons,
And they sure do carry some mighty big guns;
They would have stayed home with children and wives,
Till you came here and took all these lives.

Osama I wrote this especially for you,
For air mail delivery by B-52;
You soon will be hearing a thud and a whistle,
Old Glory is coming, attached to a missile.

I will not be sorry to see you go...........
It's Red, White, and Blue that is running this show!

post #2 of 10
Cat that is Way cool!!! Nice one!
post #3 of 10
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I thought it was pretty funny! I received it in the mail yesterday straight from George's office...hahahahaha! ;D
post #4 of 10
Heh heh, I sent it to a few people love....they all said it was cool too!!
post #5 of 10
Hmmm.... might put that one in with all my Christmas cards.
post #6 of 10
Hey, you could send one to Bin Ladin himself!! Of course with the poem included.....heh heh heh...oh, mind you, you might not wanna waste the money on a card and stamp.....ha ha ha ha
post #7 of 10

Great poem!
post #8 of 10
Nice to see this place has a sense of humor as well

post #9 of 10
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hahaha...great idea to put that on a Christmas Card!!! :LOL:

Glad ya liked it! hahaha!
post #10 of 10
:laughing: :laughing2: :laughing: :laughing2: :laughing: :laughing2:MORE!!!!!
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