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post #1 of 26
Thread Starter 
Let's see how many weird and wacky song titles we can come up with.

For example:

"Jeremiah Peabody's Poly Unsaturated Quick Dissolving Fast Acting Pleasant Tasting Green and Purple Pills"--Ray Stevens

"May the Bird of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose" - Little Jimmy Dickens
post #2 of 26
If it is lyrics, then can I add
"I love you from the bottom of my pencil case"
I never really understood that line but it always cracks me up.
post #3 of 26
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Originally Posted by Hydroaxe
LOL!!! I'm singing these already! Seriously! Ohhhhhhhh........ Jeremiah Peabody's Poly Unsaturated Quick Dissolving Fast Acting Pleasant Tasting Green and Purple Pills!

I don't know what to make up.... Let's see....

She Called Me a Crumb Bum -- The Weeners

Can we make lyrics too?!!!!

I think the song titles Lisa posted are real songs! I remember hearing the bird one ages and ages ago!
post #4 of 26
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Originally Posted by stormy
I think the song titles Lisa posted are real songs! I remember hearing the bird one ages and ages ago!
Ummmm... can you unquote me then? I thought she made them up.
post #5 of 26
I don't know who sang these hits, but how about...

"Chew Tobacco Rag"

"Purple People Eater"
post #6 of 26
"How could you believe me when I said I love you when you know I've been a liar all my life?"

I think I saw this on a Dr. Demento list published in a book of list. (Wallace, Wallace, & Wallechinsky series.) Kermit the fFrog sang it on "the Muppet Show".
post #7 of 26
"Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?"
post #8 of 26
"Drop-Kick Me, Jesus, Through the Goal-Posts of Life" (can't remember the singer)

"The Great Filling Station Robbery" and "Cheeseburger in Paradise" - both by Jimmy Buffett.

"I'm My Own Grandpa" - Homer & Jethro
post #9 of 26
I just recently read an article about C&W songs, I'm sure there was one called: 'You're the reason our kids are ugly'

Sue
post #10 of 26
Supercalafragilisticexpialidocious - Julie Andrews & Dick Van Dyke
post #11 of 26
katl9e, that was Bobby Bare that did "Dropkick Me Jesus Through The Goalposts Of Life."

I heard a song on Cross Country XM Radio called "I'll Never Smoke Weed With Willie Again." I didn't catch who did it.

Dale Darryl Waltrip Richard Petty Rusty Awesome Bill Irvan Gordon Earnhardt Smith, Johnson, Junior by Tim Wilson
post #12 of 26
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Originally Posted by gemlady
"How could you believe me when I said I love you when you know I've been a liar all my life?"

I think I saw this on a Dr. Demento list published in a book of list. (Wallace, Wallace, & Wallechinsky series.) Kermit the fFrog sang it on "the Muppet Show".
actually, it's from "Royal Wedding", a Fred Astaire movie...
how about "You Done Stomped on my Heart and You Mashed That Sucker Flat"?
post #13 of 26
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Originally Posted by krazy kat2
I heard a song on Cross Country XM Radio called "I'll Never Smoke Weed With Willie Again." I didn't catch who did it.
Toby Keith...

"in the fetal position, with drool on my chin... I messed up and smoked weed with willie again!"

Tim Wilson- Churchleague softball fistfight

err.. I can't remember who, but.. - Gangsta folk!
post #14 of 26
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Originally Posted by turtlecat
Toby Keith...

"in the fetal position, with drool on my chin... I messed up and smoked weed with willie again!"

Tim Wilson- Churchleague softball fistfight

err.. I can't remember who, but.. - Gangsta folk!
I think Pat Godwin did Gangsta folk. I love Tim Wilson, He's hilarious. They had him on the Bob and Tom show this morning.

" I Wish I Were In Dixie, But She's Not Here Right Now"
post #15 of 26
How about, "There are tears in my ears from lying on my back crying over you" LOL I don't know who did that one.
post #16 of 26
Pinkard & Bowden did some great parodies:

"Mama, She's Lazy"

"Help Me Make it Through the Yard"

The Geezinslaws did "Help! I'm White and I Can't Get Down", about a guy who couldn't dance.

"You're the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly" was by Loretta Lynn and Conway Twitty
post #17 of 26
"I Should've Married My Father-in-Law" Tim Wilson
"First Baptist Bar & Grill" Tim Wilson
post #18 of 26
Thread Starter 
Yea, I was talking about actual song titles. Sorry, I should have said that. I thought of a couple more.

"You Can't Rollerskate in a Buffalo Herd"
"My Uncle Used To Love Me But She Died" both by Roger Miller
"Mama Get the Hammer (There's a fly on Papa's head) - not sure who sings it
"Take Me Drunk, I'm Home" by The Cartwrights
post #19 of 26
Thread Starter 
"Flushed From the Bathroom of Your Heart"
"The Frozen 400 Pound Fair-to-Middlin Cotton Picker" both by Johnny Cash
"I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas" - not sure who sings it
post #20 of 26
Is it some kind of coincidence that most of this is country music?????
post #21 of 26
Anybody remember those?

My Ding A Ling - Chuck Berry

I Got Ants In My Pants - James Brown
post #22 of 26
Thought someone would've mentioned...

"Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini". I don't know who does it though.

or

"Grandma Got Run Over By A Riendeer". Don't know who does that one either!
post #23 of 26
"Purple People Eater"[/quote]

Oh I'm embarassed just thinking of dancing and signing that song all over the house! And hopefully none of you knew me then! AAAHHHH!!!!
post #24 of 26
"I Can Eat It All"
post #25 of 26
The Piano has Been Drinking -- Tom Waits
Mellowship Slinky in B Major -- Red Hot Chili Peppers
Fake Plastic Trees -- Radiohead
post #26 of 26
"Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah" - Is that the title? The tune is from a classic (argh. "Dance of the Hours" by P........ Dang. I have CRS - Can't Remember Sh*t)
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