Weird and Wacky Song Titles!

georgiagirl8 · May 3, 2005

Let's see how many weird and wacky song titles we can come up with.

For example:

"Jeremiah Peabody's Poly Unsaturated Quick Dissolving Fast Acting Pleasant Tasting Green and Purple Pills"--Ray Stevens

"May the Bird of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose" - Little Jimmy Dickens

bumpy · May 4, 2005

If it is lyrics, then can I add
"I love you from the bottom of my pencil case"
I never really understood that line but it always cracks me up.

stormy · May 4, 2005

Originally Posted by Hydroaxe

LOL!!! I'm singing these already! Seriously!

Ohhhhhhhh........ Jeremiah Peabody's Poly Unsaturated Quick Dissolving Fast Acting Pleasant Tasting Green and Purple Pills!

I don't know what to make up.... Let's see....

She Called Me a Crumb Bum -- The Weeners

Can we make lyrics too?!!!!

I think the song titles Lisa posted are real songs! I remember hearing the bird one ages and ages ago!

cheeseface · May 4, 2005

Originally Posted by stormy

I think the song titles Lisa posted are real songs! I remember hearing the bird one ages and ages ago!

Ummmm... can you unquote me then?

I thought she made them up.

xocats · May 4, 2005

I don't know who sang these hits, but how about...

"Chew Tobacco Rag"

"Purple People Eater"

gemlady · May 4, 2005

"How could you believe me when I said I love you when you know I've been a liar all my life?"

I think I saw this on a Dr. Demento list published in a book of list. (Wallace, Wallace, & Wallechinsky series.) Kermit the fFrog sang it on "the Muppet Show".

gemlady · May 4, 2005

"Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?"

katl8e · May 4, 2005

"Drop-Kick Me, Jesus, Through the Goal-Posts of Life" (can't remember the singer)

"The Great Filling Station Robbery" and "Cheeseburger in Paradise" - both by Jimmy Buffett.

"I'm My Own Grandpa" - Homer & Jethro

millyanddaisy · May 4, 2005

I just recently read an article about C&W songs, I'm sure there was one called: 'You're the reason our kids are ugly'

Sue

rita · May 4, 2005

Supercalafragilisticexpialidocious

- Julie Andrews & Dick Van Dyke

krazy kat2 · May 4, 2005

katl9e, that was Bobby Bare that did "Dropkick Me Jesus Through The Goalposts Of Life."

I heard a song on Cross Country XM Radio called "I'll Never Smoke Weed With Willie Again." I didn't catch who did it.

Dale Darryl Waltrip Richard Petty Rusty Awesome Bill Irvan Gordon Earnhardt Smith, Johnson, Junior by Tim Wilson

laureen227 · May 4, 2005

Originally Posted by gemlady

"How could you believe me when I said I love you when you know I've been a liar all my life?"

I think I saw this on a Dr. Demento list published in a book of list. (Wallace, Wallace, & Wallechinsky series.) Kermit the fFrog sang it on "the Muppet Show".

actually, it's from "Royal Wedding", a Fred Astaire movie...
how about "You Done Stomped on my Heart and You Mashed That Sucker Flat"?

turtlecat · May 4, 2005

Originally Posted by krazy kat2

I heard a song on Cross Country XM Radio called "I'll Never Smoke Weed With Willie Again." I didn't catch who did it.

Toby Keith...

"in the fetal position, with drool on my chin... I messed up and smoked weed with willie again!"

Tim Wilson- Churchleague softball fistfight

err.. I can't remember who, but.. - Gangsta folk!

goosehazel · May 4, 2005

Originally Posted by turtlecat

Toby Keith...

"in the fetal position, with drool on my chin... I messed up and smoked weed with willie again!"

Tim Wilson- Churchleague softball fistfight

err.. I can't remember who, but.. - Gangsta folk!

I think Pat Godwin did Gangsta folk. I love Tim Wilson, He's hilarious. They had him on the Bob and Tom show this morning.

" I Wish I Were In Dixie, But She's Not Here Right Now"

gayef · May 4, 2005

How about, "There are tears in my ears from lying on my back crying over you" LOL I don't know who did that one.

katl8e · May 4, 2005

Pinkard & Bowden did some great parodies:

"Mama, She's Lazy"

"Help Me Make it Through the Yard"

The Geezinslaws did "Help! I'm White and I Can't Get Down", about a guy who couldn't dance.

"You're the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly" was by Loretta Lynn and Conway Twitty

goosehazel · May 4, 2005

"I Should've Married My Father-in-Law" Tim Wilson
"First Baptist Bar & Grill" Tim Wilson

georgiagirl8 · May 4, 2005

Yea, I was talking about actual song titles. Sorry, I should have said that. I thought of a couple more.

"You Can't Rollerskate in a Buffalo Herd"
"My Uncle Used To Love Me But She Died" both by Roger Miller
"Mama Get the Hammer (There's a fly on Papa's head) - not sure who sings it
"Take Me Drunk, I'm Home" by The Cartwrights

georgiagirl8 · May 4, 2005

"Flushed From the Bathroom of Your Heart"
"The Frozen 400 Pound Fair-to-Middlin Cotton Picker" both by Johnny Cash
"I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas" - not sure who sings it

deb25 · May 4, 2005

Is it some kind of coincidence that most of this is country music?????

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