For those of you with toddlers........

hissy

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MOMMY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS

As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was
having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said,
"Mommy,
look!!!," and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained,
I reached out and stuck her fingers in my mouth and said, "Mommy's gonna
eat
your fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room
again.
When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her
fingers with a devastated look on her face. I said, "What's wrong honey?"
She replied, "What happened to my booger?"
 

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:LOL: Last week I sent this to Bodlover and Catarina, and probably Debra Meyers and Darlene too? The response was "ewwwww gross!" :LOL:

I thought it was funny!
 

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That is sooooooooooooooooooooooo hilarious!!!! I guess being a mommy of a 2 year old and a 5 year old though, that makes sense to me!!! Kids say the darndest and grossest things!!!!!!!
 

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Hmmm I didn't think that was gross, just funny... Funny how things don't really seem gross when you take care of a child. I'm not a mother, but an auntie. When my nephew was a little less than a year old, and I was visiting my sister, I was taking care of the little guy while my sister was in the sauna, and he threw up all over me while I was holding him. His father was standing next to me and looked a bit squemish, but all I thought about was that how wonderful, now the little guy will feel better and of course I felt sorry for him. Turned out he had some sort of a stomach flu. Having vomit all over my clothes didn't seem to matter at all.

This is the same little rascal that will put his hand down women's shirts while they're holding him, checking out whether they have breasts I guess.
 

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Ha ha ha... I did think it was funny...but gross too... I'm just not a "kid person" ha ha ha ha
 
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