Great Women's Thoughts

hissy

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Some of these I have already seen ~ some I hadn't. Maybe it will be the
same for you ~~~

Inside every older person is a
younger person - wondering
what the hell happened.

Cora Harvey Armstrong
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The hardest years in life are
those between ten and seventy.

-Helen Hayes (at 73)
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I refuse to think of them as chin hairs.
I think of them as stray eyebrows.
-Janette Barber-
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Whoever thought up the word "Mammogram"?
Every time I hear it, I think
I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone.
-Jan King-
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A few weeks after my surgery,
I went out to play catch with my golden
retriever. When I bent over to pick
up the ball, my prosthesis fell out.
The dog snatched it, and I found myself chasing him down the
road
yelling "Hey, come back here
with my breast!"
-Linda Ellerbee-
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Things are going to get a lot worse
before they get worse.
-Lily Tomlin-
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A male gynecologist is like an auto
mechanic who never owned a car.
-Carrie Snow-
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Laugh and the world laughs with you.
Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
-Laurie Kuslansky-
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My second favorite household chore is
ironing. My first being hitting my head
on the top bunk bed until I faint.
-Erma Bombeck-
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Old age ain't no place for sissies.
-Bette Davis-
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A man's got to do what a man's got to do.
A woman must do what he can't.
-Rhonda Hansome-
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The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
-Jane Sellman-
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Every time I close the door on reality
it comes in through the windows.
-Jennifer Unlimited-
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Whatever women must do they must do
twice as well as men to be thought half
as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
-Charlotte Whitton-
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Thirty-five is when you finally get
your head together and your body starts
falling apart.
-Caryn Leschen-
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I try to take one day at a time,
but sometimes several days
attack me at once.
-Jennifer Unlimited-
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If you can't be a good example, then
you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
-Catherine Aird-
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I'm not offended by all the dumb
blonde jokes because I know I'm
not dumb . . and I'm also not blonde.
-Dolly Parton-
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You see a lot of smart guys with dumb
women, but you hardly ever see
a smart woman with a dumb guy.
- Erica Jong-
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If high heels were so wonderful, men
would still be wearing them.
-Sue Grafton-
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I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears
makes one you can ride on.
-Roseanne Barr-
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I think---therefore I'm single.
-Lizz Winstead-
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When women are depressed they
either eat or go shopping.
Men invade another country.
-Elayne Boosler-
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Behind every successful man is a
surprised woman.
-Maryon Pearson
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In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man--if you want
anything done, ask a woman.
-Margaret Thatcher-
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I have yet to hear a man ask for
advice on how to combine
marriage and a career.
-Gloria Steinem-
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I never married, because there was no need. I have three pets at home
which
answer the same purpose as a husband.
I have a dog that growls every morning,
a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late
every night.
-Marie Corelli-
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If men can run the world, why can't
they stop wearing neckties?
How intelligent is it to start the day
by tying a noose around your neck?
-Linda Ellerbee-
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I am a marvelous housekeeper.
Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor-
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Nobody can make you feel inferior
without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt-
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I think I have found Inner Peace.....

My therapist told me a way to
achieve this was to finish things that
I had started.

Today I finished 2 bags of Potato
Chips, a lemon pie, a bottle of
wine and a box of Chocolates!
I feel better already.
 

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Hissy,

The one by Eleanor Roosevelt is my alltime favorite! And SO true.
 

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I liked the Male Gynecologist one. It used to bug me that I had a male doctor during my pregancy. I had a lot of false labour, and whenever I'd tell him about it he'd say "Are you sure?What did the pain feel like?" Now, it felt like period cramps, but hows he supposed to know what that feels like??? Very frustrating :p
 

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You female types can have insightful,intelligent opinions and thoughts. BUT...why is it that we menfolks are supposed to know what you mean without you having said a word???

Quote...If you REALLY love me you'd KNOW what I'm thinking!!!!!:LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

Don't hit me hon...I don't mean YOU!!!!!
 

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Yeah, well, we can read each other's minds and we can read y'all's, how come you can't read ours? {teasing}

I like the one "If you can't be a good example, then you'll have to be a horrible warning". I hope when I'm old, my daughter says that to me in regard to my grandchildren! lol
 

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LOL! I just love this one:

I try to take one day at a time,
but sometimes several days
attack me at once.
-Jennifer Unlimited-

That is SO ME!!!
 
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