Does Your Cat Own You?

georgiagirl8

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-Do you select your friends based on how well your cats like them?


-Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times of stress?


-Do you buy more than 50 pounds of cat litter a month?


-Do you scoop out the litter box after each use? Do you wait at the box with the scoop in your hand?


-Do you think it's cute when your cat swings on the drapes or licks the butter?


-Do you admit to non-cat owners how many cats you really have?


-Do you sleep in the same position all night because it annoys your cats when you move?


-Do you kiss your cat on the lips?


-Do you feed your cat tidbits from the table with your spoon?


-Does your cat sit at the table (or ON the table) when you eat?


-Does your cat sleep on your head? Do you like it?


-Do you have more than four opened but rejected cans of cat food in the refrigerator?


-Do you watch bad TV because the cat is sleeping on the remote?


-Did you buy a videotape of fish swimming in an aquarium to entertain your cat?


-Will you stand at the open door indefinitely in the freezing rain while your cat sniffs the door, deciding whether to go out or come in?


-Would you rather spend a night at home with your cat than go out on a bad date?


-Do you give your cat presents and a stocking at Christmas? Do you spend more for your cat than you do for your spouse?


-Do the Christmas cards you send out feature your cat sitting on Santa's lap? Does your cat sign the card?


-Do you put off making the bed until the cat gets up?


-Does your cat eat out of cut crystal stemware because you both watched the same commercial on television?


-Do you microwave your cat's food? Prepare it from scratch?


-Do you climb out of bed over the headboard or foot board, so you won't disturb the sleeping cat?


-When you are preparing to leave for the day, do you seek out each cat and inform them of your anticipated return time?


-Do you sleep with no pillow under your head, because the cat wants to sleep on it?


-Do you stand at the computer because the cat is sleeping on the chair?


-Do you make sure there's plenty of kitty litter in the house, even though you may run out of toilet paper?


-At the store, do you pick out the cat food before you pick out anything for yourself?


-Do you go to sleep sitting up in bed because you were reading and the cat is curled up on your lap asleep?


-Does it always take you longer than expected to read a magazine, because the cat keeps curling up on it while you're reading?


-Do you frequently leave your dresser drawer open when you leave for the day, because the cat jumped into one of them and is asleep in one of the drawers?


-Is the only comb you can find in the bathroom a flea comb?


-Do you cook a special turkey for your cat on holidays?


-Does your cat "insist" on a fancy Sunday breakfast consisting of an omelette made from eggs, milk, and salmon, halibut, or trout?


-Do you have pictures of your cat in your wallet? Do you bring them out when your friends share pictures of their children? (Pollsters claim that 40 percent of cat owners carry their pet's pictures in their wallets, by the way.)


-When people call to talk to you on the phone, do you insist that they say a few words to your cat as well?


-Do you accept dates only with those who have a cat? If so, do you eventually double-date with the cats to see how they get along?


-When someone new comes to your house, do you introduce your cat, by name, to them?


-Do you keep old, empty pizza boxes on theinstead of throwing them away, because the cat likes to sleep in it?

(My cat definitely owns me!)
 

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Originally Posted by georgiagirl8

-Do you select your friends based on how well your cats like them?
Yes I do

-Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times of stress?
Yeah, never noticed it until I read this though

-Do you buy more than 50 pounds of cat litter a month?
Yep!

-Do you scoop out the litter box after each use? Do you wait at the box with the scoop in your hand?
Yes, LOL

-Do you think it's cute when your cat swings on the drapes or licks the butter?
He he he, yes!

-Do you admit to non-cat owners how many cats you really have?
Yes

-Do you sleep in the same position all night because it annoys your cats when you move?
OMG, so many times!!!

-Do you kiss your cat on the lips?
Yep

-Do you feed your cat tidbits from the table with your spoon?
Yes, guilty

-Does your cat sit at the table (or ON the table) when you eat?
Of course

-Does your cat sleep on your head? Do you like it?
Yes, I love it!

-Do you have more than four opened but rejected cans of cat food in the refrigerator?
No, they are not finicky (yet) LOL

-Do you watch bad TV because the cat is sleeping on the remote?
Yep, did that the other night

-Did you buy a videotape of fish swimming in an aquarium to entertain your cat?
I am planning on getting that

-Will you stand at the open door indefinitely in the freezing rain while your cat sniffs the door, deciding whether to go out or come in?
My kitties don't go outside but I would do that if they did

-Would you rather spend a night at home with your cat than go out on a bad date?
Absolutely!

-Do you give your cat presents and a stocking at Christmas? Do you spend more for your cat than you do for your spouse?
Yes

-Do the Christmas cards you send out feature your cat sitting on Santa's lap? Does your cat sign the card?
LOL

-Do you put off making the bed until the cat gets up?
Yep, all the time

-Does your cat eat out of cut crystal stemware because you both watched the same commercial on television?
No but that's funny!

-Do you microwave your cat's food? Prepare it from scratch?
Yep, heat it up for them

-Do you climb out of bed over the headboard or foot board, so you won't disturb the sleeping cat?
Certainly

-When you are preparing to leave for the day, do you seek out each cat and inform them of your anticipated return time?
Yep!!

-Do you sleep with no pillow under your head, because the cat wants to sleep on it?
All the time. Can't remember what it feels like to sleep on a pillow

-Do you stand at the computer because the cat is sleeping on the chair?
LOL, I sit on the floor, I have a laptop

-Do you make sure there's plenty of kitty litter in the house, even though you may run out of toilet paper?
Heck yeah!

-At the store, do you pick out the cat food before you pick out anything for yourself?
I am ordering food now.

-Do you go to sleep sitting up in bed because you were reading and the cat is curled up on your lap asleep?
That happens alot

-Does it always take you longer than expected to read a magazine, because the cat keeps curling up on it while you're reading?
Yes, just happened tonight

-Do you frequently leave your dresser drawer open when you leave for the day, because the cat jumped into one of them and is asleep in one of the drawers?
LOL, never had that happen yet

-Is the only comb you can find in the bathroom a flea comb?
He he he, sounds familiar

-Do you cook a special turkey for your cat on holidays?
I plan to now

-Does your cat "insist" on a fancy Sunday breakfast consisting of an omelette made from eggs, milk, and salmon, halibut, or trout?
No but I would do it!

-Do you have pictures of your cat in your wallet? Do you bring them out when your friends share pictures of their children? (Pollsters claim that 40 percent of cat owners carry their pet's pictures in their wallets, by the way.)
OMG, yes I do. I love to show my kids off!

-When people call to talk to you on the phone, do you insist that they say a few words to your cat as well?
No but that is a great idea!

-Do you accept dates only with those who have a cat? If so, do you eventually double-date with the cats to see how they get along?
Yes, I actually broke up with a guy who didn't like my cat

-When someone new comes to your house, do you introduce your cat, by name, to them?
Of course

-Do you keep old, empty pizza boxes on theinstead of throwing them away, because the cat likes to sleep in it?
No but I might start

(My cat definitely owns me!)
I probably wasn't supposed to answer all these but I couldn't help myself!!!
Those were sooooo cute!!! Hittin the nail on the head with those.
 

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-Do you select your friends based on how well your cats like them? Yep and how well they like my cats.


-Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times of stress? Sadly yes


-Do you buy more than 50 pounds of cat litter a month? Yes I do


-Do you scoop out the litter box after each use? Do you wait at the box with the scoop in your hand? No because I work but when I'm at home every couple of hours


-Do you think it's cute when your cat swings on the drapes or licks the butter? Absolutely not.


-Do you admit to non-cat owners how many cats you really have? Yes but then I only have two.


-Do you sleep in the same position all night because it annoys your cats when you move? Yes


-Do you kiss your cat on the lips? Yes


-Do you feed your cat tidbits from the table with your spoon? No but then Gandalf won't eat anything but cat food. And Samwise would constantly be begging if I did.


-Does your cat sit at the table (or ON the table) when you eat? No but then neighter do I. I eat at a TV table on the couch with the cats beside me.


-Does your cat sleep on your head? Do you like it? No but Samwise likes to sleep on me and I like that.


-Do you have more than four opened but rejected cans of cat food in the refrigerator? No but that's because I throw them away if the boys don't like them.


-Do you watch bad TV because the cat is sleeping on the remote? No but I have watched bad tv because a cat is sleeping on me and the remote is too far away to reach.


-Did you buy a videotape of fish swimming in an aquarium to entertain your cat? Yes.


-Will you stand at the open door indefinitely in the freezing rain while your cat sniffs the door, deciding whether to go out or come in? No but then I don't let my cats outside.


-Would you rather spend a night at home with your cat than go out on a bad date? Yes


-Do you give your cat presents and a stocking at Christmas? Do you spend more for your cat than you do for your spouse? Yes and not only do I give them gifts my parents give them gifts. I don't have a spouse.


-Do the Christmas cards you send out feature your cat sitting on Santa's lap? Does your cat sign the card? No but i don't sent Christmas cards.


-Do you put off making the bed until the cat gets up? I don't make the bed unless I have too.



-Does your cat eat out of cut crystal stemware because you both watched the same commercial on television? No but they do have their special plates and bowls.


-Do you microwave your cat's food? Prepare it from scratch? No


-Do you climb out of bed over the headboard or foot board, so you won't disturb the sleeping cat? No but I don't have a headboard or footboard


-When you are preparing to leave for the day, do you seek out each cat and inform them of your anticipated return time? Yes.


-Do you sleep with no pillow under your head, because the cat wants to sleep on it? No but I have four pillows on my bed and one of them is Gandalf's to sleep on.


-Do you stand at the computer because the cat is sleeping on the chair?
No

-Do you make sure there's plenty of kitty litter in the house, even though you may run out of toilet paper? There is always enough of both. For some reason I have a fear of running out of things so I always stock up.


-At the store, do you pick out the cat food before you pick out anything for yourself? Yes


-Do you go to sleep sitting up in bed because you were reading and the cat is curled up on your lap asleep? No but I don't read in bed.


-Does it always take you longer than expected to read a magazine, because the cat keeps curling up on it while you're reading? Yes.


-Do you frequently leave your dresser drawer open when you leave for the day, because the cat jumped into one of them and is asleep in one of the drawers? No but I don't get into my dresser drawers very often.


-Is the only comb you can find in the bathroom a flea comb? Nope.


-Do you cook a special turkey for your cat on holidays? Yes


-Does your cat "insist" on a fancy Sunday breakfast consisting of an omelette made from eggs, milk, and salmon, halibut, or trout? No but don't give them any ideas.


-Do you have pictures of your cat in your wallet? Do you bring them out when your friends share pictures of their children? (Pollsters claim that 40 percent of cat owners carry their pet's pictures in their wallets, by the way.)
No I don't carry a picture of my cats in my wallet but I have pictures of them on my desk at work and in my phone that I show people.

-When people call to talk to you on the phone, do you insist that they say a few words to your cat as well? No.


-Do you accept dates only with those who have a cat? If so, do you eventually double-date with the cats to see how they get along?
No but then I don't date very often.

-When someone new comes to your house, do you introduce your cat, by name, to them? Yes.


-Do you keep old, empty pizza boxes on theinstead of throwing them away, because the cat likes to sleep in it? No but I don't like Pizza so I don't ever have the boxes.

(My cat definitely owns me!)
 

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Teufel and i will eat out of the same plate, if he wants a strand of spaghetti i have to twist it on the fork first and let the pasta drape so he can chew.
 

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-Do you select your friends based on how well your cats like them? YES

-Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times of stress? Nah, my cats find ME.

-Do you buy more than 50 pounds of cat litter a month? oh yes.

-Do you scoop out the litter box after each use? Do you wait at the box with the scoop in your hand? Scoop once a day.

-Do you think it's cute when your cat swings on the drapes or licks the butter? Oh yeah.

-Do you admit to non-cat owners how many cats you really have? I BRAG about it baby!

-Do you sleep in the same position all night because it annoys your cats when you move? This is a big resounding YES.

-Do you kiss your cat on the lips? YES!

-Do you feed your cat tidbits from the table with your spoon? Only Dusty, every morning she gets a lil spoonful of leftover milk from my cereal.

-Does your cat sit at the table (or ON the table) when you eat? No, they sit on chairs or on our laps!

-Does your cat sleep on your head? Do you like it? Yes, KC does, and yes I love it and I'd miss her if she didn't sleep there!

-Do you have more than four opened but rejected cans of cat food in the refrigerator? Nope, they are pigs and eat everything I give them.

-Do you watch bad TV because the cat is sleeping on the remote? Nah they don't touch my remotes.

-Did you buy a videotape of fish swimming in an aquarium to entertain your cat? No but Snickers was VERY entertained while watching "Homeward Bound" one night.

-Will you stand at the open door indefinitely in the freezing rain while your cat sniffs the door, deciding whether to go out or come in? My cats are indoor only...

-Would you rather spend a night at home with your cat than go out on a bad date? Oh yes, big yes. My cats are loving lil sweethearts!

-Do you give your cat presents and a stocking at Christmas? Do you spend more for your cat than you do for your spouse? I do not have a spouse so I spend all the leftover stuff on my cats!!!

-Do the Christmas cards you send out feature your cat sitting on Santa's lap? Does your cat sign the card? I make my own Christmas cards, and I put all of the cats pictures on them, and yes they all have their names inside.

-Do you put off making the bed until the cat gets up? I am not allowed to make my bed.

-Does your cat eat out of cut crystal stemware because you both watched the same commercial on television? No, they have stoneware plates & bowls!

-Do you microwave your cat's food? Prepare it from scratch? NOPE.

-Do you climb out of bed over the headboard or foot board, so you won't disturb the sleeping cat? Yeah, but i do not have a foot board, I have a hope chest at the end, so it's an extra long trip!

-When you are preparing to leave for the day, do you seek out each cat and inform them of your anticipated return time? Oh yes. I can't leave til I do the Cat Count & kiss them all.

-Do you sleep with no pillow under your head, because the cat wants to sleep on it? I have 9 pillows on my bed, and only one is mine. I use a satin pillow and the cats don't seem to care for it, they like the flannel ones.

-Do you stand at the computer because the cat is sleeping on the chair? Nah, I'm wireless so I just go wherever... THEN the cat comes & sits on ME or the laptop...

-Do you make sure there's plenty of kitty litter in the house, even though you may run out of toilet paper?
Yeah I'm famous for that...

-At the store, do you pick out the cat food before you pick out anything for yourself? I get my cat food from PetSmart so that doesn't apply to me.

-Do you go to sleep sitting up in bed because you were reading and the cat is curled up on your lap asleep? I read lying down, and Dusty always starts at my chest & moves up to her pillow in the mid of night.

-Does it always take you longer than expected to read a magazine, because the cat keeps curling up on it while you're reading? I'm not allowed to read newspapers in my house. Zorro says so.

-Do you frequently leave your dresser drawer open when you leave for the day, because the cat jumped into one of them and is asleep in one of the drawers? No but I can't close my closet door, cuz they like to hide in there.

-Is the only comb you can find in the bathroom a flea comb? Nah...

-Do you cook a special turkey for your cat on holidays? Thanksgiving & Christmas both, mom & I set aside enough of the turkey & ham for all my cats & her 3 cats & 1 dog!

-Does your cat "insist" on a fancy Sunday breakfast consisting of an omelette made from eggs, milk, and salmon, halibut, or trout? I eat eggs every weekend and yes, Snickers knows it... he can sense it with his powers... so he gets just a little bite.

-Do you have pictures of your cat in your wallet? Do you bring them out when your friends share pictures of their children? (Pollsters claim that 40 percent of cat owners carry their pet's pictures in their wallets, by the way.)
I don't have their pics with me but I do have them plastered all over the walls of my office.

-When people call to talk to you on the phone, do you insist that they say a few words to your cat as well? Only if Dusty or Hammie is in "talk mode" and the person asks what is going on in the background!

-Do you accept dates only with those who have a cat? If so, do you eventually double-date with the cats to see how they get along? I won't date someone if they don't like cats. Period!

-When someone new comes to your house, do you introduce your cat, by name, to them? The cats introduce themselves & I just say their names as they come up!

-Do you keep old, empty pizza boxes on theinstead of throwing them away, because the cat likes to sleep in it? Pizza boxes, the boxes I use to tote canned cat food, boxes I bring home from work, any type of boxes. I have a cardboard box in each room of my house cuz Snickers uses them as forts!

 
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