Misinterpreted Lyrics Dot Com

Originally Posted by Kellyyfaber

I'm bad.

This is an old song, I don't know who it's by.


What I thought the lyrics were:
Secret Asian Man

What the real lyrics are:
Secret Agent Man

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Oh... my, my, my!!!

Actually, me and hubby like to make up our own lyrics to songs that we dont like and they can be really crude lyrics, to say the least.

But what is the funniest is when Mike makes up crude lyrics and "sings them out loud" in a store or something That's when I try to walk away from him.

Originally Posted by Kellyyfaber

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No, you're wrong. If that's what you thought it was then I'd rate it at least and ¾ bags... maybe five, not just one!

Or in that one song by Jimi Hendrix where he goes exscuse me while I kiss the sky... And it is being heard as exscuse me while I kiss these guys....

Originally Posted by 3BlackCats

Actually, me and hubby like to make up our own lyrics to songs that we dont like and they can be really crude lyrics, to say the least.

But what is the funniest is when Mike makes up crude lyrics and "sings them out loud" in a store or something

That's when I try to walk away from him.

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Oh yeah... no kidding. I do the same thing too. That would be a totally different thread though and I'd get booted into the next millenium for sure!

Originally Posted by Hydroaxe

Oh yeah... no kidding. I do the same thing too. That would be a totally different thread though and I'd get booted into the next millenium for sure!

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Okay, we won't go there then

Ryan, I love this thread! It's got me laughing so hard. I'm gonna already rate it a ***** star.

Originally Posted by sandra

Or in that one song by Jimi Hendrix where he goes exscuse me while I kiss the sky... And it is being heard as exscuse me while I kiss these guys....

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Good one, I'd never heard that before Sandra

Originally Posted by sandra

Or in that one song by Jimi Hendrix where he goes exscuse me while I kiss the sky... And it is being heard as exscuse me while I kiss these guys....

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LOL! Yeah! To me it always sounded like " 'scuse me while I kiss this guy." That's probably one of the most famous ones. Didn't he always point at the sky when he performed that one?

Another famous one that comes to mind is: "blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche... blah blah runner in the night." I'ts supposed to be deuce, but it just doesn't sound like that.

Originally Posted by ccoccocats

Ryan, I love this thread! It's got me laughing so hard. I'm gonna already rate it a ***** star.

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Yay! This thread is officially "Cheryl approved!"

Originally Posted by Hydroaxe

No, you're wrong. If that's what you thought it was then I'd rate it at least

and ¾ bags... maybe five, not just one!

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You were right, it IS what I thought it was. Then again, I get a lot of Pearl Jam's lyrics wrong. That's just the one I got MOST wrong...

Originally Posted by Hydroaxe

Another famous one that comes to mind is: "blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche... blah blah runner in the night." I'ts supposed to be deuce, but it just doesn't sound like that.

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Oh yes, I do recall that one!

I had to dig my Pearl Jam CD out and "Black" now officially makes me laugh/cry which is pretty odd ... ...

Theres that blue song i think it was by moby???
I always thought he was saying "Im in need of a guy" lol and he supposed to be scatting? I cant find it anywhere on google.. so im going to bed... lol it late. maybe someone will have an answer for me tomorrow!

Originally Posted by sandra

Or in that one song by Jimi Hendrix where he goes exscuse me while I kiss the sky... And it is being heard as exscuse me while I kiss these guys....

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LOL!!! These are hilarious!
Ok, here are a couple I screwed up. There's alot but this is the one's I can think of off the top of my head:

Artist: Outkast
Song: Hey Ya
Lyrics I thought it said: "Shake it like a porno white feature"

Real lyrics: "Shake it like a polaroid picture"

Wow, way off!!! My friend laughed so hard at me when she heard me singing it.

The other one is a childhood song and I can't remember the real words (maybe someone else will) by Shari Lewis and lambchops (i think?)
I thought it was just jumbled words but it really says something....

Here is what I thought it said:
"lambsedotes and dozeydotes and little lambs of ivy

Originally Posted by Hydroaxe

Another famous one that comes to mind is: "blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche... blah blah runner in the night." I'ts supposed to be deuce, but it just doesn't sound like that.

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Umm...Ryan? I believe the line is, "blinded by the light revved up like a deuce"

I believe misinterpreting lyrics within the Misinterpreting Lyrics Dot Com thread merits:
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This is too hilarious!

This thread is so funny!

The only lyrics that I can think of (right now) that I got wrong was the hymn Lord of the Dance - bearing in mind, I was 5 at the time!

What I was convinced it was!
Dance, Dance wherever you may be, I am the Lord of the Dance Settee

What it really is:
Dance, Dance wherever you may be, I am the Lord of the Dance Said He!

I was so convinced it was that and would argue with my parents and Nana for ages, trying to convince them!