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Women are like apples...

post #1 of 23
Thread Starter 
From my email this morning, a joke -- but there's also a lot of truth to it...

Women are like apples on trees.

The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.......

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!

Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the you-know-what out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
post #2 of 23
Cute, Fran!That's what we are, apples! I'd go for a nice glass of wine!
post #3 of 23
That's good! We are all certainly the good apples! ....and the men....
post #4 of 23
Thanks Fran, great analogy!
post #5 of 23
Thanks Fran Yes were all good apples here, and not forgetting our wine!!
post #6 of 23
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Originally Posted by rosiemac
Thanks Fran Yes were all good apples here, and not forgetting our wine!!


post #7 of 23
Thanks for that!
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YEAH!
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post #12 of 23
thats really good fran
post #13 of 23
Nice! thankyou Fran!
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Wonderful! Thanks Fran.
post #16 of 23
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Originally Posted by rapunzel47
Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the you-know-what out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
Oww... Oww... Oww!

(When I look at the tree though, the top ones have already been picked.)
post #17 of 23
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Originally Posted by Hydroaxe
Oww... Oww... Oww!

(When I look at the tree though, the top ones have already been picked.)
And didn't you just leave yourself wide open with that statement.
post #18 of 23
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Originally Posted by Deb25
And didn't you just leave yourself wide open with that statement.
Well, take TCS for example. Almost everyone here is either married, divorced, in a serious relationship, or exhausted and drained from the last one, hence, "already picked".
post #19 of 23
Thread Starter 
What took you so long, Ryan??

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Originally Posted by Hydroaxe
Oww... Oww... Oww!

(When I look at the tree though, the top ones have already been picked.)
Ah, but did you climb up? Never know what's nestling amongst the leaves up there...
post #20 of 23
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Originally Posted by Hydroaxe
Well, take TCS for example. Almost everyone here is either married, divorced, in a serious relationship, or exhausted and drained from the last one, hence, "already picked".
Hmm, you left out nuns........
post #21 of 23
maybe she's right, maybe women are like apples:
1: if you seal a bunch of good ones up with one bad one, they all go bad REAL FAST.
2: if you try to reach for one just a little too high on the tree, you fall and break your arm.
3: bright shiny skin, firm flesh, and hard bitter core. ;-)

as for men being like grapes:
1: people spend all their time worried about WINE, and never realize how good a grape is.
post #22 of 23
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Originally Posted by brianlojeck
as for men being like grapes:
1: people spend all their time worried about WINE, and never realize how good a grape is.
post #23 of 23
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Originally Posted by rapunzel47
What took you so long, Ryan??



Ah, but did you climb up? Never know what's nestling amongst the leaves up there...
That could be, but some of the ones already picked have been discarded with nary a bite taken out of them, so I still think there's hope either way.
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