2 rednecks go hunting...one redneck clutches at his heart gasps and falls to the ground, the other redneck calls 911 and says "help, i think my friend just died what do i do?" the operater says "first we have to make sure he's really dead" the man tells the operater to hold on and she hears a brief silence followed by a gunshot...the redneck gets back on the line and says "ok he's dead, now what?"
