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meiam

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Little girls can be so cute......./
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>/A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a /
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>/Little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike," the /
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>/Cop said, "did Santa bring it to you?"/
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>/"Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"/
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>/The cop looked the bike over and notices that it was missing reflectors
>and handed the girl a $5 ticket for this violation. The /
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>/Cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of
>it."/
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>/The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there
>sir, did Santa bring it to you?"/
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>/"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop./
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>/The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell /
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>/Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."/
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