I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.
> > Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all
> > the things you've started." So I looked around my house to see all the
> > things I started and hadn't finished, before leaving the house this
> > morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel,
> > a bottle of Bailey's, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the
> > remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the
> > cheesecake, some saltines and a box of chocolates.
> >
> >
> > You have no idea how good I feel.
> >
