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Originally Posted by CoolCat

Sorry Aimee,
...I cannot participate in this post ,because I can´t understand some of the meanings of some of the Quotes totally..
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BUT...sometimes when I have a trouble, and this later is more complicate i use to say:

"Houston, We have a Problem...
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I love that one!!! See, you have one and that is perfect! I am going to put a list of all the ones you guys write and show my friend. We just get a kick out of these sayings.
And ya know what? I don't know what half of them mean really either! So you aren't alone!!
 
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These are hilarious!! Keep em coming


Consumercity reminded me of this one:
-He/she is not the sharpest crayon in the box
 
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Originally Posted by ciera23

I love that one!!! See, you have one and that is perfect! I am going to put a list of all the ones you guys write and show my friend. We just get a kick out of these sayings.
And ya know what? I don't know what half of them mean really either! So you aren't alone!!
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Yeah?
that count?
...well let me see other then...

Check this:

I can´t wait you!, not until the cows come back to home!!!
...it´s ok?
or I kill the thing?

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One that always amuses my husband is what one of his relatives says

"it's neither a*sehole nor watercress" meaning it's neither one thing nor the other.

And one from my dear old grandma - you have to imagine a broad Yorkshire accent, when asked what's for dinner (she always used to cook my Saturday lunch
) she'd say

"three runs rownd't table and kick up cupb'd door"

don't ask me what it meant because none of us had a clue


So Rigel - don't worry if you don't understand them, we don't either.
 
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Originally Posted by CoolCat

Yeah?
that count?
...well let me see other then...

Check this:

I can´t wait you!, not until the cows come back to home!!!
...it´s ok?
or I kill the thing?

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You got it!!!!
See, you know what you are doing!!
 
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"When opportunity knocks, DON'T slam the door in its face."

"A man will rust out before he wears out."

"You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink."
 
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consumercity said:
The elevator doesn't go all the way to the top
He's not the brightest bulb on the tree
He has bats in his bellfry(sp?)
Along those same lines...

He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer
He's not the brightest crayon in the box
The lights are on but nobody's home
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If something smells badly, it will "gag a maggot".

A REALLY ugly person will "scare a dog off of a gut wagon" or "make a freight train take a dirt road".

"Life's too short, to dance with ugly men".

Someone who is unfeeling is "colder than a mother-in-law's heart".
 
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Originally Posted by ciera23

Ok, I am sure everyone has heard different sayings from people. I would love everyone's input on things they have heard. I will start....
These are from my grama


-You get more bees with honey
-The grass is always greener on the other side
-Find a penny pick it up and all the day you'll have good luck
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My Dad has some funny ones like '' That dog don't hunt '' '' Go big or go home'' '' My give a damn is busted'' He's absolutley filled with them but right now i cant think of any more
 
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Oh my gosh you guys, I love these!!!
 
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My s/o, talking about his friend dating a REALLY skanky girls, "I wouldn't take her to a dog fight if she was the defending champion."
 
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If someone is fidgety and nervous he's "jumping around like a fly on a hotdog". That kills me.
 
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These are great!


She's a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic.

Gosh, all I can think of now is cliches!


Too many cooks spoil the broth.
Many hands make light work.
Killing two birds with one stone.
 
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Oh, Man....I have quite a few of these!

1) Dont let the door hit ya, where the good Lord split ya!

2) You aint just whistlin' Dixie!

3) Hes been beat with the ugly stick!

4) Hes eaten up with the dumba**!

5) Busier than a one legged man in a butt kicking contest

6) I wouldnt spit on him if he was on fire

7) I dont trust him for as far as I can throw him with anvils tied to his ankles.

8) With that kind of attitude, it makes me want to slap his mama!

9) Have you been smoking the loco weed?

10) Even the buzzards wouldnt touch that!

11) Dumb is dumb and a pill wont fix it.

12) Whoever thought of that should be drug out in the street and shot!

13) If we took your brain and rolled it on the edge of a razorblade, well, it'd be like rolling a BB down an 8 lane highway!

14) If you are waiting on a government worker...you might as well be backing up.

15) You couldnt drink that pretty!

Thats all I can think of right now. I use so many that I forget them until I use them again! I will keep a note to remember them and post them here!
 
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