Why The Chicken Crossed The Road (as described by celebs)

Various faux celebrity theories on why the chicken crossed the road. What reason would Homer Simpson dream up, what could Jessica Simpson say that could possibly be dumber than Homer's theory? What would the colonel have to say himself? Find out in the celebrity version of.... (drum roll please)

Why did the chicken cross the road? (and other stories)

http://www.chickenjoke.com/

That's a really cool link! Thanks for sharing Ryan!

The list gets better the further down you go!

That was great!! thanks for showing us.

that was funny. Thanks for posting.

Where do you find this stuff!!!!!

Originally Posted by vespacat

The list gets better the further down you go!

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Yeah that's how I found it too; mildly amusing until I got to the colonel.

Originally Posted by GailC

Where do you find this stuff!!!!!

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-just the friendly neighborhood internet.

I love the Chicken Thing...there were some really funny reasons why the poor chicken crossed the road. I sent it to all my friends. Thanks for the laugh.

Ryan, I enjoyed that so so much~!