New Rhyming game....anyone?

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I can't resist... I've seen some good ones and I thought that I'd get a weight comment in before anyone else did...

LilleKat is much too fat
Despite what people say,
So hey diddle-diddle,
She'll slim down her middle
To reduce what she doth weigh!!
 
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Originally Posted by LilleKat

I can't resist... I've seen some good ones and I thought that I'd get a weight comment in before anyone else did...

LilleKat is much too fat
Despite what people say,
So hey diddle-diddle,
She'll slim down her middle
To reduce what she doth weigh!!
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thats a good one
 
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Stormy would be here making more rhymes that were snappy if her internet was acting up and being so crappy!
 
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Originally Posted by stormy

Stormy would be here making more rhymes that were snappy if her internet was acting up and being so crappy!
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bossinova burnt her hand on the stova.

Lilliekat found a bat, lying dead on her welcome mat.
 
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...and how could I ever forget about Stacy? I guess it's because she's just a bit spacy.


...Then there's Diane, who smashed up a van, while spying on Johnny Depp getting a tan.

...and when I asked "just how drunk are you Carrie?", she simply replied, "Oh I'm so very!"
 
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Originally Posted by Hydroaxe

...and when I asked "just how drunk are you Carrie?", she simply replied, "Oh I'm so very!"
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And when i asked ryan why he's always smilin', he said because he's always lyin'
 
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Originally Posted by Hydroaxe

... and then there was Cheryl, parading naked downtown in a barrel.
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Ok, first of all Ryan, don't give up your day job!


Do you really think "barrel" rhymes with "Cheryl"????
That's like me saying "Ryan" rhymes with "rattle"!!!!! Don't worry, Ryan, it's alright, you're still my knight in shining armour!


Now for the real stuff.....how's this?


Hydroaxe does his jumping jacks
To put on that four pounds he lacks!

And still he keeps on tryin
To put on the weight he's denyin

I guess he'll get himself some type of feeder
So he can be our buffed Community Leader
 
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Originally Posted by cazx01



And when i asked ryan why he's always smilin', he said because he's always lyin'
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Originally Posted by RoyalEnchntrss

hey! im not spacey!!! lol u couldve said racey
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Okay, whatever you say Spacey.
Originally Posted by ccoccocats

Ok, first of all Ryan, don't give up your day job!


Do you really think "barrel" rhymes with "Cheryl"????
That's like me saying "Ryan" rhymes with "rattle"!!!!! Don't worry, Ryan, it's alright, you're still my knight in shining armour!


Now for the real stuff.....how's this?


Hydroaxe does his jumping jacks
To put on that four pounds he lacks!

And still he keeps on tryin
To put on the weight he's denyin

I guess he'll get himself some type of feeder
So he can be our buffed Community Leader
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So...... how do you say barrel then? It's pronounced the same as Carol or feral or sterile or Cheryl where I come from.
Do you pronounce Cheryl different?
 
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Originally Posted by Hydroaxe

So...... how do you say barrel then? It's pronounced the same as Carol or feral or sterile or Cheryl where I come from.
Do you pronounce Cheryl different?
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You're telling me you pronouce Cheryl and Carol the same????


Alright then....I pronounce Ryan the same as reading!
........oh yeah, where I come from!
 
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mrsd was drinking tea in the middle of't afternoon,
she wanted sugar
but so long it took her
that her tea was cold when she found the spoon
 
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Mferr84... mferr84... now that doesn't sound quite right...
mferr maybe, mferr must... and possibly just might.
Mferr music, mferr met...mferr simply me,
Who taught her the alphabet? 84 starts with E!
 
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these are all sooo funny


i might come up with something tomorrow, my brain is defragging right now and preparing for bed
 
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When Ryan gets started on tipple,
He may not be able to keep all
His clothes on that hot bod of his.
So we'll dish the dirt -
When he takes off his shirt
He'll flash his blue nipples - don't miss!
 
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