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YOU KNOW YOU'RE A CAT PERSON WHEN......
you do not consider an outfit complete without some cat hair
you consider cat hair in your food as extra fiber
you apologize when you step on a fuzzy cat toy in the dark
you snap your fingers and pat the sofa beside you to invite your guests to sit down
you sleep on one edge of the bed because the cat is sleeping in the middle looking soooo cute!
you accidentally put your child's dinner plate on the floor
you spend more money on toys for your cats than on the kids or grandkids
you decorate your Christmas tree with dangly cat toys
your neighbors refer to you as "the crazy one with all the cats."
you have more pictures of your cats than your kids in your wallet
you refer to your cat as your furry child
your parents wind up with a four-footed, furry "grandchild."
you plan your vacation around the cat show schedule
you accidentally call your spouse by your cat's name!
you set a place at the dinner table for your cat
you have a set of towels with "His" "Hers" and "Kitty's."
you call home and leave a message on the answering machine for your cat.
you have the cat meow on the outgoing message of the answering machine
you and kitty have matching outfits.
your spouse says, "Me or the cat!," and there's no hesitation
you never go to the door unless it's to let a cat out
your favorite friends have fleas.
you chose a house to buy based on it having a good location for the catbox.
you think cat fur makes a wonderful garnish to any meal
you own 17 varieties of kitty-nail-clippers
you are lost for conversation with non-cat people
you meow so well, you confuse the cats
you bore the neighbors with discussions on the exact nutritional differences between 9-Lives and Amore at length
you do not consider an outfit complete without some cat hair
you consider cat hair in your food as extra fiber
you apologize when you step on a fuzzy cat toy in the dark
you snap your fingers and pat the sofa beside you to invite your guests to sit down
you sleep on one edge of the bed because the cat is sleeping in the middle looking soooo cute!
you accidentally put your child's dinner plate on the floor
you spend more money on toys for your cats than on the kids or grandkids
you decorate your Christmas tree with dangly cat toys
your neighbors refer to you as "the crazy one with all the cats."
you have more pictures of your cats than your kids in your wallet
you refer to your cat as your furry child
your parents wind up with a four-footed, furry "grandchild."
you plan your vacation around the cat show schedule
you accidentally call your spouse by your cat's name!
you set a place at the dinner table for your cat
you have a set of towels with "His" "Hers" and "Kitty's."
you call home and leave a message on the answering machine for your cat.
you have the cat meow on the outgoing message of the answering machine
you and kitty have matching outfits.
your spouse says, "Me or the cat!," and there's no hesitation
you never go to the door unless it's to let a cat out
your favorite friends have fleas.
you chose a house to buy based on it having a good location for the catbox.
you think cat fur makes a wonderful garnish to any meal
you own 17 varieties of kitty-nail-clippers
you are lost for conversation with non-cat people
you meow so well, you confuse the cats
you bore the neighbors with discussions on the exact nutritional differences between 9-Lives and Amore at length
