The Secret Service seems to have some trouble with wild animals. Anybody remember the "assassin rabbit" that swam towards Carter's boat, and had to be warded off with a paddle? http://www.narsil.org/politics/carte...er_rabbit.html
That story reminds me of other ducks that got in the news. I remember one that nested in front of a drug store in a resort town or something. I think there were some duck crossing stories too. Ducks seem to get into the news more often for that stuff.