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Doggies - how many does it take to change a lightbulb?

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"How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?"


Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

Rottweiler: Make me.

Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any,
and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there.....

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Cat: "Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"
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Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb
That like so much!!!
post #3 of 15
Bozy puts the bulbs in a circle then Niki installs them. She has already rewired the house.
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Those are funny!

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Originally Posted by kittylover4ever
Cat: "Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"
I love it!
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Wonderful That captures them all perfectly
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lol
funny
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This is very clever!
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Cute, Susie!
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I love it!
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Pit bull: I'm hanging from this bulb like you said. Is it supposed to turn or something?

Dogge de Bordeaux: Je ne comprends pas l'anglais! Et si je radote lÃ:censor:-dessus, je serai électrocuté ! (I don't understand English and if I drool on it, I will be electrocuted!)

Old English Bulldog: I'll ugly it into changing it itself!

St. Bernard: If I offer it a shot from my flask maybe it will "lighten" up.

Animal Control Officer: Lightbulbs, we don' need no stinkin' lightbulbs!
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The last two lines for the poodle and the cat were hilarious!
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Oh I love the Dogge De Bordeaux and the Old English Bulldog!
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