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I'm the life of the party ... even when it lasts until 8 PM. I'm very
good at opening childproof caps with a hammer. I'm usually interested in
going home before I get to where I am going. I'm good on a trip for at
least an hour without my aspirin, beano, antacid........
I'm the first one to find the bathroom wherever I go. I'm awake many
hours before my body allows me to get up. I'm smiling all the time
because I can't hear a word you're saying. I'm very good at telling
stories.....over and over and over and over I'm aware that other
people's grandchildren are not as bright as mine. I'm so cared for: long
term care, eye care, private care, dental care....
I'm not grouchy, I just don't like traffic, waiting, crowds,
children, politicians...........
I'm positive I did housework correctly before my mate retired. I'm sure
everything I can't find is in a secure place. I'm wrinkled, saggy,
lumpy, and that's just my left leg. I'm having trouble remembering
simple words like......... I'm now spending more time with my pillows
than with my mate. I'm realizing that aging is not for sissies.... I'm
anti-everything now: anti-fat, antismoke, anti-noise,anti-
I'm walking more (to the bathroom) and enjoying it less. I'm going to
reveal what goes on behind closed doors......absolutely
I'm sure they are making adults much younger these days. I'm in the
initial stage of my golden years: SS, CD's, IRA'S, AARP..... I'm
wondering, if you're only as old as you feel, how could I be alive
at 150?
I'm supporting all movements now .. by eating bran, prunes, and raisins.
I'm a walking storeroom of facts.....I've just lost the storeroom. I'm a
SENIOR CITIZEN and I think I am having the time of my life!!!! Now if I
could only remember who sent this to me, I would send it to many

You didn't, did you?????? >>
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I'm only 40...41 next month, but I can already relate to many of those! :paranoid2:

(I thought YOU sent it to ME, maybe it was 3lk?)
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I am _____ and holding - like a big jumbo jet over O'Hare!
Cleo - are you saying that 3LK is old?
She and the rest of us 'Seniors' will hop on the wonder bed and come and get you!
That is if we can remember where you live..........

Notice I left a little blank there for you all to wonder
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