The Positive Side Of Life!

Originally Posted by Mom of 10 Cats

A Wiseacre's Reply

Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year.
(Yes, but each trip ages you a year...)

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
(and what side the cats are on!)

Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.
(And the higher the risk of fire from all those candles!)

Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.
(So you're saying happiness comes in a jar? (a jar= ajar))

Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them?
(Unless they've been stuck in traffic for the last hour)

Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us.
(If only most of us went to our graves with all our parts still inside of us!)

If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?
(It is. See item #1)

You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.
(With my luck, that person will be a stalker.)

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
(Only to those to observe, not to those making them)

Don't cry because it's over.....smile because it happened.
(And because you're silenced all the witnesses)

We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors....but they all exist very nicely in the same box.
(And some people are a few crayons short of a box)

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
(Obviously, they are driving alone.)

Working for God on earth does not pay much, but His Retirement plan is out of this world.
(Alas, you have to die to be eligible.)

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