A special diet for you :)

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Subject: FW: A Special Diet For You
> > Can't eat Beef, Mad cow....
> > Can't eat chicken .. bird flu
> > Can't eat eggs .. Salmonella
> > Can't eat pork ... fears that bird flu will infect piggies
> > Can't eat fish .. heavy metals in the waters has poisoned their meat
> > Can't eat fruits and veggies .. insecticides and herbicides
> >
> >
> > Hmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> > I believe that leaves Chocolate!!!!!!!!
> >
> > Chocolate is a Vegetable
> > Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans.
> >
> > Bean = vegetable.
> >
> > Sugar is derived from either sugar cane or sugar BEETS.
> >
> > Both of them are plants, in the vegetable category.
> > Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.
> >
> > To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy. So candy bars are a health food.
> >
> >
> > Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
> >
> >
> > Remember - - -
> >
> >"STRESSED" spelled backward is "DESSERTS"
> > Send this to four people and you will lose 2 pounds.
> > Send this to everyone you know (or ever knew), and you will lose 10 pounds.
> >
> > (If you delete this message, you will gain 10 pounds immediately.)
> >
> > "That's why I had to pass this on - - - - - I didn't want to risk it."
 
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