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catman7766

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I just wanted to know if anybody had any relativly funny sayings like, the ones in my signature.ill post some new ones a little later.
 
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"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded, dead."
Woody Allen.
"I like children - fried."
WC Fields.
"Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches."
Jim Carrey.
 

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"I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens" - Woody Allen

"If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door" - Paul Beatty
 
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