Somehow I don't think trying to find women at Shelters and adoption events will work in your case if that is your standard response to that question.Originally Posted by yoviher
"Do I look fat in this dress?"
I usually answer "Hell, you are fat already".
What? You jealous?Originally Posted by Cirque
Somehow I don't think trying to find women at Shelters and adoption events will work in your case if that is your standard response to that question.
Doubt it.... I am far from fat and your original responce was far less than funny~Originally Posted by yoviher
What? You jealous?
You might want to remember that you aren't talking to 15 year old girls here, but women who will find that very offensive~
How can you be so sure of that?
Or - you could just be honest and kind. Thats what we 40 and fabulous women want.Originally Posted by yoviher
How can you be so sure of that?
I hope you understand I've been bringing the subject of women down to a science.If one teases them, in a funny way, they love it and starts pulling the switches to making a woman attracted to you. Little boys would tease little girls at age 8, and at age 18 and 28 they are still loving it. Mildly arrogant, but funny, or tease her in a funny way. If you don't understand what I mean, try to check out the character of Rhett Butler (done by Clark Gable) in Gone With the Wind and watch him dealing with women closely. For example, if a girl I'm interested in asks me "Am I pretty or ugly?", I might answer "Depends.... are we talking of the bottom half or the top half?" If she says that you are a "player" or a Don Juan, then say "Are you trying to hide the fact that you are the player here?" (With a wink in the eye or other form of discreet way to say that you are joking but still leaving the doubt). Trust me, it works much better than saying what she wants to hear all day long, and catering to her with expensive gifts (something I have learned the hard way). Now, I hope you also understand it works a lot better in person than on the web's written word.
I have been called by those girls pompous, arrogant, condescending, and like 47 other names, but at the same time they keep coming back and saying that I'm so sweet and getting around to the kisses (And there is a right way to get to kiss and hold hands, do it the right way you will get the cigar, do it the wrong way and you will get a black eye).
Ok, class dismissed for today.
I mean this with no disrespect what so ever, but, what do the mid-20ish women want? Methinks it's not someone honest and kind.
No disrespect taken.
Dang you sound like my kinda gal...lol
