True Confessions....Do You Dare!!!!!

kellyyfaber · Mar 21, 2005

I've got a juicy confession. I just hope you guys don't think I'm a bad person. In college, we had a laundromat in the bottom of our dormitory. I had a load of clothes in the dryer that I was drying with my LAST 5 quarters (it was $1.25 per load. ripoff, huh?) Anyway, I went downstairs to check my laundry. I had 30 min left on my dryer. I walk into the laundromat to see that my damp clothes were laying in a pile on the folding table and someone else's clothes were in MY DRYER being dried with the time I paid for... To make matters worse, they had stolen some of my clothes that were in the dryer before they threw the rest onto the folding table. What did I do? I went upstairs to my dorm room and found the reddest, brightest shade of lipstick that I could find and marched back downstairs. I threw the tube of lipstick into the theif's dryer and went back upstairs. Later I went down to the laundromat to observe the damage. The thief had taken her clothes out of the dryer but I DID see a red dryer sheet and smudges of red in the dryer.

katspixiedust · Mar 21, 2005

Originally Posted by Kellyyfaber

I've got a juicy confession. I just hope you guys don't think I'm a bad person. In college, we had a laundromat in the bottom of our dormitory. I had a load of clothes in the dryer that I was drying with my LAST 5 quarters (it was $1.25 per load. ripoff, huh?) Anyway, I went downstairs to check my laundry. I had 30 min left on my dryer. I walk into the laundromat to see that my damp clothes were laying in a pile on the folding table and someone else's clothes were in MY DRYER being dried with the time I paid for... To make matters worse, they had stolen some of my clothes that were in the dryer before they threw the rest onto the folding table. What did I do? I went upstairs to my dorm room and found the reddest, brightest shade of lipstick that I could find and marched back downstairs. I threw the tube of lipstick into the theif's dryer and went back upstairs. Later I went down to the laundromat to observe the damage. The thief had taken her clothes out of the dryer but I DID see a red dryer sheet and smudges of red in the dryer.

Way to go Kelly! You're not a bad person at all!!!!! That's just AWESOME.

And Cheryl...good for you! Glad you were able to stop such a terrible thing!

diane8704 · Mar 21, 2005

ok...I will tell you another confession...my husband keeps nasty shirts. Hes a mechanic...so you can see how things he owns can get really, REALLY nasty. sniff*sniff* not to mention pretty smelly! Well, he keeps these godawful rags forever!! I dont see the point. They are ripped, they stink, they will never be clean again...and the fact of the matter is that they are probably a biohazard. So, when hes out...and I do the laundry...I throw them away. I mean I bury them!! Maybe in the bag I changed the cat litter with, maybe in the trash bag I am taking to the dump...and then when hes looking for them...I pretend innocence. "well, honey, I dunno. Maybe you tossed it out???" Hmm...he still hasent caught on....

KittenKrazy · Mar 21, 2005

The only confession that I have, is that I forgot to put on deodorant yesterday morning before I got ready and left!

kittylover4ever · Mar 21, 2005

Originally Posted by KittenKrazy

The only confession that I have, is that I forgot to put on deodorant yesterday morning before I got ready and left!

LOL, come on Cindy.........

KittenKrazy · Mar 21, 2005

Originally Posted by kittylover4ever

LOL, come on Cindy.........

Well, I did rape a man........no, wait, that was a dream.....sorry......

kittylover4ever · Mar 21, 2005

Originally Posted by KittenKrazy

Well, I did rape a man........no, wait, that was a dream.....sorry......

CINDY!!

fwan · Mar 21, 2005

Originally Posted by ccoccocats

Now THIS is JUICY......maybe event the JUICIEST!!!

I worked with a person who was having an affair with another co-worker (he was married). She confided in me about "everything". I expressed to her how I hated what she was doing, especially feeling sorry for the guys wife, who knew nothing.

One day they went to a hotel near my house. She called me and told me she was waiting for him and he hadnt shown yet. I asked (purposely) what her room number was (just to act like I was concerned that maybe HE didnt know it) but really so I could do something behind her back - follow so far?

Well she had called me back and said he finally was there! So about an hour later I called the hotel and asked the front desk to leave a message for Room 232 that this is Linda (the man's wife) and I'm downstairs in the lobby!

The affair stopped that day! I never told her it was me who did that! It was the only way I stopped, what I thought was wrong, from continuing.

That is just too good!!!

lottomagicz4941 · Mar 21, 2005

Hopefully no one knows this. But sometimes at 3AM when I let the dog outside I pee with him.

My wife claims Boarder Collies are the smartest dogs. But this guy once walked into my stream. He often pees on his frisby. And he even started to drink my pee once. Don't think a cat would do that!!!

Do have a fence and a tree to hide behind just incase someone is out there.

Really am a farm boy at heart even if I now reside in a city.

fwan · Mar 21, 2005

Originally Posted by KittenKrazy

Well, I did rape a man........no, wait, that was a dream.....sorry......

!

jin & spawn · Mar 21, 2005

Back when I was a rookie I almost ran over my Field Training Officer and almost shot the department chaplain... all on the same traffic stop.

Okay, so it wasn't NEAR that bad, but to hear my old FTO tell the story you'd think I was totally out of control! What actually happened was that I pulled a vehicle over at night. The man inside was gesticulating wildly, and it looked somewhat threatening... then the man jumped out of the car. My FTO saw this, muttered some cuss word or another, and jumped out of the passenger side of the car to go head this guy off. Following my FTO's lead, I jumped out too... forgetting to put the car in park. It slowly started rolling forward... and almost hit my FTO as he was running around the front of the car.

I jumped back into the car, slammed it in park, jumped back out and saw that my FTO had his hand on his gun (still in the holster - just a precaution). I, of course, followed his lead. At that point, my FTO recognized the man as the department chaplain and told me that it was okay. I was very confused, but decided to just stay behind my FTO.

The chaplain had just been waving from his car, to let us know it was him, and had got out of the car to come talk to us. I will NEVER hear the end of that one.

georgiagirl8 · Mar 21, 2005

Alright! The confessions are getting MUCH better, y'all! Keep it up.

ccoccocats · Mar 21, 2005

Originally Posted by Jin & Spawn

Back when I was a rookie I almost ran over my Field Training Officer and almost shot the department chaplain... all on the same traffic stop.

Okay, so it wasn't NEAR that bad, but to hear my old FTO tell the story you'd think I was totally out of control! What actually happened was that I pulled a vehicle over at night. The man inside was gesticulating wildly, and it looked somewhat threatening... then the man jumped out of the car. My FTO saw this, muttered some cuss word or another, and jumped out of the passenger side of the car to go head this guy off. Following my FTO's lead, I jumped out too... forgetting to put the car in park. It slowly started rolling forward... and almost hit my FTO as he was running around the front of the car.

I jumped back into the car, slammed it in park, jumped back out and saw that my FTO had his hand on his gun (still in the holster - just a precaution). I, of course, followed his lead. At that point, my FTO recognized the man as the department chaplain and told me that it was okay. I was very confused, but decided to just stay behind my FTO.

The chaplain had just been waving from his car, to let us know it was him, and had got out of the car to come talk to us. I will NEVER hear the end of that one.

OMG that is just too funny! I can invision the whole escapade!

yosemite · Mar 21, 2005

My husband spent months building a remote control airplane. The first flight some idiot turned his radio on to the same channel as my husband which caused my husband to lose control of his plane and it crashed.

That night in bed he was still bemoaning the loss of his plane and said what bothered him the most was that when he returned to his car, the fellow that caused him to crash his plane was busy taking pictures of his beautiful new plane.

I told my husband it could have been worse. He said how? And I said "he could have been taking pictures of yours!" I started laughing and I couldn't stop as I had this vision of the guy taking pictures of the twisted broken mess of my husband's plane. My poor husband was so upset he got up out of bed and went downstairs. I don't think he has forgiven me to this day and I still can't stop laughing about it to this day.

ccoccocats · Mar 21, 2005

Originally Posted by Yosemite

My husband spent months building a remote control airplane. The first flight some idiot turned his radio on to the same channel as my husband which caused my husband to lose control of his plane and it crashed.

That night in bed he was still bemoaning the loss of his plane and said what bothered him the most was that when he returned to his car, the fellow that caused him to crash his plane was busy taking pictures of his beautiful new plane.

I told my husband it could have been worse. He said how? And I said "he could have been taking pictures of yours!" I started laughing and I couldn't stop as I had this vision of the guy taking pictures of the twisted broken mess of my husband's plane. My poor husband was so upset he got up out of bed and went downstairs. I don't think he has forgiven me to this day and I still can't stop laughing about it to this day.

Men and their toys!

P.S.: I would've laughed too at your coulda been worse scenario!

goosehazel · Mar 21, 2005

Originally Posted by Eva-loves-cats

Hehehehe, I do that too sometimes and all you hear is 'arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh' or in some cases 'fffff*********ccccccckkkkkkkkk' Its just so funny you can't help but piss yourself laughing.

I love that one, but I also do this - sneak into the bathroom when he has his back to me in the shower (we have glass doors on the shower and obviously the bathroom door is always open since we have cats,) and pour a cup of cold water on him and then run away laughing.

I also used to steam open my sister's mail when we both lived at home.

zoe'n'misskitty · Mar 21, 2005

OMG, Yosemite, your poor husband!! That's too funny!! Boys get so upset over their toys. hehe

Originally Posted by fwan

does anyone have those blankets with some silky stuff attached on the edge?
Well i used to suck on the silky part until i was 15. i never liked the dummy so i resorted to the blanket!

Yes, I have one too!! I wore the satin off rubbing it before I went to sleep. I still have the blanket...worn, but intact, and ancient (my parents had me wrapped in it when they brought me home from the hospital). I have to sleep with it under my head. Amazingly enough, my boyfriend doesn't give me too much crap about it. lol Needless to say, that's not something all my buddies know about. hehe

Here's another funny "secret".
I would LOVE to be a rock singer if it weren't for this severe stage fright I've developed. I'm even a classically trained singer. I've sung recitals and concerts. I've auditioned for symphony solos. And I can't sing a note anymore if I know people are listening. Not even in the car with my boyfriend. I just hum. lol All I really have the guts to do is listen to my CDs and talk trash on the singers. It makes me mad, because I know I'm better than 90% of them, but I can't bring myself to utter a note or pen a lyric. Oh well, hard rock doesn't seem to tolerate female singers anyway. hehe

goosehazel · Mar 21, 2005

Originally Posted by georgiagirl8

When is somebody going to confess a big juicy secret? You know, something really good!

I don't know if I should put this on here or not so I'm apologizing in advance. Back when I was younger and even more stupid than I am now, I was dating 2 guys at once and had a date with one that day and the other that night. Well, to make a long story short I kissed the guy I had the evening date with and didn't bother to brush my teeth or use scope after the afternoon date with the other guy. I'll let y'all figure out the details. I'm not proud of this either, though it is kinda funny

zoe'n'misskitty · Mar 21, 2005

Originally Posted by goosehazel

I don't know if I should put this on here or not so I'm apologizing in advance. Back when I was younger and even more stupid than I am now, I was dating 2 guys at once and had a date with one that day and the other that night. Well, to make a long story short I kissed the guy I had the evening date with and didn't bother to brush my teeth or use scope after the afternoon date with the other guy. I'll let y'all figure out the details. I'm not proud of this either, though it is kinda funny

LMAO!!!

heheheheheheheheheheheeeeee!!!!!!!!!

KittenKrazy · Mar 21, 2005

Originally Posted by goosehazel

I don't know if I should put this on here or not so I'm apologizing in advance. Back when I was younger and even more stupid than I am now, I was dating 2 guys at once and had a date with one that day and the other that night. Well, to make a long story short I kissed the guy I had the evening date with and didn't bother to brush my teeth or use scope after the afternoon date with the other guy. I'll let y'all figure out the details. I'm not proud of this either, though it is kinda funny

All I can say is been there, done that!

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