True Confessions....Do You Dare!!!!!

cheeseface · Mar 19, 2005

Originally Posted by captiva

Well, I wouldn't think so as this ploy still works

Of course I play it up by acting like I want to do it and he's insulting me by indicating I can't .

That's just funny... wrong, but still funny.

catsknowme · Mar 20, 2005

My confession is GROSS- But, here goes...a local cat-hater had a bumper sticker that read "I love cats - DEAD ONES!" on his truck, so I put a dead cat in the back of it. A neighbor of his complained to me that she saw him run over a cat on purpose and when she & her husband confronted him about it, the man bragged about all the other times he'd killed & hurt cats. So, when I drove by a poor unfortunate cat who'd been killed by a car, I waited a couple of 100+ degrees summer days, donned my gloves, & using a trash bag, delivered the present. I wondered how much he loved that dead cat? I apologized to the decedent, and made a brief memorial service for it, too - I hope that it was watching from the other side of the Bridge. The neighbor, my co-workers & I felt that some sort of rude justice was done....

ccoccocats · Mar 20, 2005

Originally Posted by Hydroaxe

These confessions are quite funny so far, but some of you are pretty evil to your husbands. I love it!

Let's see... sometimes someone's dog will poop in my yard. I don't really know who it is, so usually I shovel it into a garbage bag and leave it at that. Well, one time I came home from work out of town. I was fed up with seeing crap everytime I came come, so I promptly got my shovel, carefully slid under the stinking dog log and flung it into the front engine grill of my neighbor's van in the back alley. (He has a dog of course.) However, it didn't stick to the grill, so no real harm done... but what if it did?

Ewwwwww~!

You're just too funny! If it did stick to the grill then it would've been flame-broiled 'dog log' charcoals!

cheeseface · Mar 20, 2005

Originally Posted by ccoccocats

Ewwwwww~!

You're just too funny! If it did stick to the grill then it would've been flame-broiled 'dog log' charcoals!

Nice! Get your flame-broiled dog logs from the Doggy Doo Express!

ccoccocats · Mar 20, 2005

OK I have one. I have shared this before but for those of you who don't remember or never read it, here it is.

One summer night I went to rent a movie at a "Blockbuster" video store. This video store is made of all glass (for those who aren't familiar with what this store looks like). I parked my car and walked up to the door to go in and

WHAM

I walked straight into the glass panel !!! Apparently, to me, it looked as if the door was open but I instead walked towards the glass of the store instead.

My face made an imprint on the glass (from my lipstick) and I immediately cried from pain, and looked inside to see if anyone saw me do this. Well inside the store, the cashiers and customers all had turned towards the door, probably from hearing the sound of my head into the door, and were all looking at me, kinda like this

. I was so embarassed that they SAW me do this and saw me crying, that I immediately turned around and went back into my car and went home!

In retrospect I thought the people that saw this whole ordeal all probably wondered why this woman came to the video store just to bang her face against the glass, turn around, and go back to her car!

cheeseface · Mar 20, 2005

Originally Posted by ccoccocats

OK I have one. I have shared this before but for those of you who don't remember or never read it, here it is.

One summer night I went to rent a movie at a "Blockbuster" video store. This video store is made of all glass (for those who aren't familiar with what this store looks like). I parked my car and walked up to the door to go in and

WHAM

I walked straight into the glass panel !!! Apparently, to me, it looked as if the door was open but I instead walked towards the glass of the store instead.

My face made an imprint on the glass (from my lipstick) and I immediately cried from pain, and looked inside to see if anyone saw me do this. Well inside the store, the cashiers and customers all had turned towards the door, probably from hearing the sound of my head into the door, and were all looking at me, kinda like this

. I was so embarassed that they SAW me do this and saw me crying, that I immediately turned around and went back into my car and went home!

In retrospect I thought the people that saw this whole ordeal all probably wondered why this woman came to the video store just to bang her face against the glass, turn around, and go back to her car!

OUCH! So you're confessing that you're a klutz? (just kidding)

me-n-my guys · Mar 20, 2005

Compared to some of these confessions, mine is pretty lame-but it may gross some of you out..
I eat raw hamburger! Meatloaf mix is my favorite. After some of the scary books I've read, I have forced myself to stop for fear of ending up in a hospital for the next 6 months, but it's all I can do NOT to eat it when I make meatloaf. It's delicious, I swear..

pjk5900 · Mar 20, 2005

Originally Posted by Me-n-my guys

Compared to some of these confessions, mine is pretty lame-but it may gross some of you out..
I eat raw hamburger! Meatloaf mix is my favorite. After some of the scary books I've read, I have forced myself to stop for fear of ending up in a hospital for the next 6 months, but it's all I can do NOT to eat it when I make meatloaf. It's delicious, I swear..

I remember way back when I worked at a pizza place and my x-boyfriends new girlfriend came in and ordered I think it was a pepperoni and mushroom pizza. She knew who I was too and just looked at me and kinda grinned.
I made her pizza and took little pieces of anchovies and put them under the pepperonis and put a lot of garlic powder on the sauce.
Hope she liked it!!

kittylover4ever · Mar 20, 2005

You guys crack me up! Let me think of something I can confess..........

Oh, I used to pour water in my sisters bed when we were little to make her think she was wetting the bed! Now that we're older, we often laugh when we think about how dumb we were. I mean, her underwear was never wet!! LOLOL

katspixiedust · Mar 20, 2005

Oh my lord you guys have some really funny ones!! I've been having such a hard time coming up with something for this thread, not because I'm an angel or anything, but it seems like I've pushed all those rotten or weird things I've done out of my mind. Weird.

Anyway, I managed to come up with one. When I was a freshman and sophomore in high school I had this friend who was so jumpy that you just had to say her name wrong and she'd jump ten feet. So basically I would try to come up with different ways every day to scare the living crap out of her and then laugh hysterically at how scared she would get. Thinking about that now makes me feel just a bit mean. But hey, I was 15!

mistys mum · Mar 20, 2005

Oh, I used to pour water in my sisters bed when we were little to make her think she was wetting the bed! Now that we're older, we often laugh when we think about how dumb we were. I mean, her underwear was never wet!! LOLOL

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ccoccocats · Mar 20, 2005

Originally Posted by Hydroaxe

OUCH! So you're confessing that you're a klutz? (just kidding)

NO..............I'm confessing that I'm a blind, crying, embarrassed, klutz!

cheeseface · Mar 20, 2005

Originally Posted by ccoccocats

NO..............I'm confessing that I'm a blind, crying, embarrassed, klutz!

I would have felt bad if I said that.

georgiagirl8 · Mar 20, 2005

When is somebody going to confess a big juicy secret? You know, something really good!

cheeseface · Mar 20, 2005

Originally Posted by georgiagirl8

When is somebody going to confess a big juicy secret? You know, something really good!

Why don't you break the ice?

Show us how it's done?

georgiagirl8 · Mar 20, 2005

Originally Posted by Hydroaxe

Why don't you break the ice?

Show us how it's done?

Oh, shoot. I knew that was coming.

I'll get back to ya on that - maybe.

vespacat · Mar 20, 2005

I'll share a secret which is juicy, yet just plain sad.

Without going into detail, my grandfather fought for the other side (Germany) during WWII. Though I don't think he had much choice in the matter...

ghostuser · Mar 20, 2005

Uh.... in high school I used to wait until in between classes when the hallways were packed shoulder to shoulder... and then I'd go up behind my best freind and unhook her bra.

I must have done this every week, and she never figured out it was me.

(And even if she did and would have tried to get revenge it wouldn't have worked, because I wore pull-over sports bras. He he.)

diane8704 · Mar 21, 2005

hmm....

Let me think about my confession....I will accidently-on-purpose forget to do something...like set out something for dinner, or do laundry...something I am required to do, because my husband wants me too...because I dont want to do it. Then I make a big deal out of it...and he ends up apologizing to me...I just dont know how I fanangle my out of just about everything.

If he gets mad at me,

I manage to make him apologize to ME. I really have no shame...

And he hasnt figured it out yet...at least not that I know of...or I'll intentionally do something just so he'll kiss me to shut me up....sigh...

ccoccocats · Mar 21, 2005

Now THIS is JUICY......maybe event the JUICIEST!!!

I worked with a person who was having an affair with another co-worker (he was married). She confided in me about "everything". I expressed to her how I hated what she was doing, especially feeling sorry for the guys wife, who knew nothing.

One day they went to a hotel near my house. She called me and told me she was waiting for him and he hadnt shown yet. I asked (purposely) what her room number was (just to act like I was concerned that maybe HE didnt know it) but really so I could do something behind her back - follow so far?

Well she had called me back and said he finally was there! So about an hour later I called the hotel and asked the front desk to leave a message for Room 232 that this is Linda (the man's wife) and I'm downstairs in the lobby!

The affair stopped that day! I never told her it was me who did that! It was the only way I stopped, what I thought was wrong, from continuing.

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