Men

Originally Posted by ugaimes

MENingitis?

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Originally Posted by LottomagicZ4941

The Husband Store

A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is comprised of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends
the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.
So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: "Floor 1 - These men have jobs." The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than
my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads: "Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids." The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads: "Floor 3 -"These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking." "Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"

The fourth floor sign reads: "Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are
extremely good looking and help with the housework." "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads: "Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak."
"Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?"
So up to the sixth floor she goes.

The sixth floor sign reads: "Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping Husband Mart and have a nice day."
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Originally Posted by winwin

I ain't sayin' nothin' ! !

I feel like a germ in the middle of a bunch of penicillin.

'cept, who in the heck is Johnny Depp ? ?

I have a distinct feeling that I may be out of my "Depp" with that question.

Leonard.

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Originally Posted by Javern

and in the end you can't live without us

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Originally Posted by katl8e

Don't forget HIM (sic)orrhoids!

LITERAL pains in the @$$!

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Originally Posted by Me-n-my guys

This thread is too much- I'll have to agree with everything!

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Originally Posted by Emma's Friend

I guess not. We've got to keep someone around to re-light pilot lights, get rid of spiders in the house and open jars of spaghetti sauce that are sealed too tightly.

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Originally Posted by Cirque

Don't forget killing ants or other non-descript bugs of various shapes and sizes. Oh and of course changing lightbulbs or reaching bowls to high in the cuboards. Heck, while your at it.. foot massages, back rubs and fetching a drink at dinner time...laundry, dishes, taking out the trash, cleaning up the house..

Gosh us MEN have so many uses! I just realized, I need a vacation!

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