Men

MEN



Okay, Okay, it FINALLY all makes sense now...


I never looked at it this way before:

MENtal illness

MENstrual cramps

MENtal breakdown

MENopause

GUYnecologist (gynecologist).

AND.......

When we have REAL trouble, it's a HISterectomy (hysterectomy).

here's one to, PMS "putting up with men's shi*

*coughs a manly cough*

Hehe, that's a good one.

LOL @ Cirque.

We aren't all that bad........well......not me anyways!

Interesting.

very clever

LMAO!

The Husband Store

A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is comprised of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends
the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.
So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: "Floor 1 - These men have jobs." The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than
my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads: "Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids." The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads: "Floor 3 -"These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking." "Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"

The fourth floor sign reads: "Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are
extremely good looking and help with the housework." "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads: "Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak."
"Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?"
So up to the sixth floor she goes.

The sixth floor sign reads: "Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping Husband Mart and have a nice day."
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Don't forget HIM (sic)orrhoids! LITERAL pains in the @$$!

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MENingitis?

Originally Posted by Emma's Friend

Yeah, in a general sense all men are jerks, pains, doofuses, idiots, clueless, morons, etc. HOWEVER - - - I'm glad most of them are around; especially my Dad, my Son, my Grandfathers (when they were living), my Husband (most of the time), and Johnny Depp.

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LOLOL! Yes yes! Let us ALL get on our knees and thank God for Johnny Depp!!!!

Originally Posted by Emma's Friend

Yeah, in a general sense all men are jerks, pains, doofuses, idiots, clueless, morons, etc. HOWEVER - - - I'm glad most of them are around; especially my Dad, my Son, my Grandfathers (when they were living), my Husband (most of the time), and Johnny Depp.

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Well said Amie!

Just wanta say that I love the one's you guys are thinking up.

Keep em coming!

Originally Posted by Emma's Friend

Yeah, in a general sense all men are jerks, pains, doofuses, idiots, clueless, morons, etc. HOWEVER - - - I'm glad most of them are around; especially my Dad, my Son, my Grandfathers (when they were living), my Husband (most of the time), and Johnny Depp.

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I'm glad they're around too - especially my boyfriend , brothers, & dad.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm Johnny Depp

yeah.

Cheryl!