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Sleeping on the job?

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TEN things to say when caught sleeping @ your desk!

10. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."

9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management
course you sent me to!"

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning
a new business strategy."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are
you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"

4. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to handle that
big accounting problem."

3. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your
ear down real close?"

2. "Who put decaf in the wrong pot?!?"

AND THE NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your

1. Raise your head slowly and say,

"...thank you, Father, Amen."
post #2 of 4
That's great - I should forward this to someone I know who always falls asleep in meetings
post #3 of 4
Hehehe. That "Amen" tactic may work in my office....hmmm....
post #4 of 4
Oh good! Now I know what to say when I'm caught napping at work. (What can I say when I get caught posting on TCS at work?)
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