The Four Cats

kathryn41

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The Four Cats !



Four men were bragging about how smart their

cats were.

The first man was an Engineer,

the second man was an Accountant,

the third man was a Chemist and

the fourth man was a Government Employee.


To show off, the Engineer called his cat,

"T-square, do your stuff."

T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some

paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square,

and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.



But the Accountant said his cat could do better.

He called his cat and said,

"Spreadsheet, do your stuff."

Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned

with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles

of 3 cookies.


Everyone agreed that was good.

But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his

cat and said "Measure, do your stuff."

Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of

milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured

exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop into the glass.

Everyone agreed that was pretty good.



Then the three men turned to the Government Employee

and said, "What can your cat do?"

The Government Employee called his cat and said,,,,,

"CoffeeBreak,do your stuff."

CoffeeBreak jumped to his feet,

ate the cookies. . .

drank the milk. . .

**** on the paper. . .

screwed the other three cats . . .

claimed he injured his back while doing so. . .

filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions . . .

put in for Workers Compensation . . . and

went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.





(with apologies to any civil servants - I used to be one as well and know how hard you really work - still, a good joke is hard to resist:-)
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zoe'n'misskitty

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I'm a state government employee. Sadly, about an equal number are like that as aren't. My office is fortunate enough not to have many slugs.
Really funny joke. I will have to tell it at work.
 

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That's hilarious! I love it!


That reminds me of the one about the talking dog. I'll post that joke if ya'll haven't heard it yet. Reply here and I'll be happy to oblige.
 

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I'll definitely pass this around to the GS employess in my office! That was great!
 
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