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Okay, I had fun being in the spotlight last week. I used to tend to stay out of those threads, but now the ice feels broken and I regret not reading them all. A lot of them were lost in the crash too, so there's lots missing when you do a spotlight search. Anyway, I'm glad to be off the hook so easily because now I can ask all sorts of silly and embarrassing questions that I may not have asked before I had been nominated for fear of reprisal.
Cindy and Stephanie... when I finally did come around... you got off easy.
This week's spotlight member is... (drum roll please)
Stormy!!! (Diane)
Diane, I've often read your posts here and there, but I don't really know you, so I'll try to go easy on you to begin with... Then after that it is either downhill or I'm just full of empty threats... or full of... something.
NOTE: You will be graded on your performance. If there's any question as to the truth of the answer(s) to the questions that I was questioning you about, then there's no question that said poorly answered questions may be followed up with even more questions on the questions you failed to answer properly. Any questions? If you fail to make a passing grade you may be penalized at the discretion of your interrogator in a manner that he or she sees fit.
1. Do emotionally involved movies make you cry?
a)\tYes
b)\tYes
c)\tYes
d)\tBoth “a†and “câ€
e)\tSometimes “bâ€
f)\tAll of the above
2. Which of the following have you used to wipe your own tears with besides your bare hands? (please list in order of most used)
a)\tTissues.
b)\tThe sleeve of your shirt.
c)\tThe sleeve of whoever is closet at the time.
d)\tThe knee of your pants.
e) The armpit of your sleeve.
f)\tYour sock.
g)\t Undergarments.
h)\tSomeone elseâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s undergarments.
i)\tA stale, half-eaten pizza crust .(because of its extra absorbing capabilities)
j)\tOther: Please specify. (NOTE: it doesnâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t mean you canâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t include other listed selections in your answer)
3. Out of the following limited (severly) answers, what is your favorite kind of ice cream? (You can pick more than one, but then you must list them in order of preference… or else!)
a)\tVanilla.
b)\tButter Pecan.
c)\tMaple Walnut.
d)\tPistachio.
e)\tTurtlesÂ[emoji]174[/emoji] (the chocolate caramel delight, not real turtles people!)
f)\tChocolate.
g)\tStrawberry.
h)\tRum ‘n Raisin.
i)\tBooger Pecan.
j)\tRocky Road.
k)\tBubblegum.
l)\tBubblebutt.
m)\tAll of the above.
n)\tMost of the above.
o)\tOther: Please specify in great detail and in order of preference.
p)\tI donâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t do ice cream. Ice cream is evil!
4. Which one of the following words best describes the taste of water?
a)\tPasty.
b)\tWatery.
c)\tWet.
d)\tFuzzy.
e)\tAll of the above.
f)\tSome of the above.
g)\tOne of the selections from question 2.
h)\tIâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]m not telling you Ryan. Itâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s a secret.
i)\tI donâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t know. Iâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]ve never had water.
j)\tThis question makes me cry. I hate you for bringing up the subject.
5. Which one of the following statements best describes how your friends think about your intelligence?
a)\tDiane is smarter than she is wise.
b)\tDiane is wiser than she is smart.
c)\tDiane is equally smart and wise.
d)\tDiane is dumb, but she tries to fool us.
Stormy!!! (Diane)
Diane, I've often read your posts here and there, but I don't really know you, so I'll try to go easy on you to begin with... Then after that it is either downhill or I'm just full of empty threats... or full of... something.
NOTE: You will be graded on your performance. If there's any question as to the truth of the answer(s) to the questions that I was questioning you about, then there's no question that said poorly answered questions may be followed up with even more questions on the questions you failed to answer properly. Any questions? If you fail to make a passing grade you may be penalized at the discretion of your interrogator in a manner that he or she sees fit.
1. Do emotionally involved movies make you cry?
a)\tYes
b)\tYes
c)\tYes
d)\tBoth “a†and “câ€
e)\tSometimes “bâ€
f)\tAll of the above
2. Which of the following have you used to wipe your own tears with besides your bare hands? (please list in order of most used)
a)\tTissues.
b)\tThe sleeve of your shirt.
c)\tThe sleeve of whoever is closet at the time.
d)\tThe knee of your pants.
e) The armpit of your sleeve.
f)\tYour sock.
g)\t Undergarments.
h)\tSomeone elseâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s undergarments.
i)\tA stale, half-eaten pizza crust .(because of its extra absorbing capabilities)
j)\tOther: Please specify. (NOTE: it doesnâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t mean you canâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t include other listed selections in your answer)
3. Out of the following limited (severly) answers, what is your favorite kind of ice cream? (You can pick more than one, but then you must list them in order of preference… or else!)
a)\tVanilla.
b)\tButter Pecan.
c)\tMaple Walnut.
d)\tPistachio.
e)\tTurtlesÂ[emoji]174[/emoji] (the chocolate caramel delight, not real turtles people!)
f)\tChocolate.
g)\tStrawberry.
h)\tRum ‘n Raisin.
i)\tBooger Pecan.
j)\tRocky Road.
k)\tBubblegum.
l)\tBubblebutt.
m)\tAll of the above.
n)\tMost of the above.
o)\tOther: Please specify in great detail and in order of preference.
p)\tI donâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t do ice cream. Ice cream is evil!
4. Which one of the following words best describes the taste of water?
a)\tPasty.
b)\tWatery.
c)\tWet.
d)\tFuzzy.
e)\tAll of the above.
f)\tSome of the above.
g)\tOne of the selections from question 2.
h)\tIâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]m not telling you Ryan. Itâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]s a secret.
i)\tI donâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]t know. Iâ€[emoji]8482[/emoji]ve never had water.
j)\tThis question makes me cry. I hate you for bringing up the subject.
5. Which one of the following statements best describes how your friends think about your intelligence?
a)\tDiane is smarter than she is wise.
b)\tDiane is wiser than she is smart.
c)\tDiane is equally smart and wise.
d)\tDiane is dumb, but she tries to fool us.
