It never fails!

I am sitting here at my desk eating soup, and PLOP! I drop a big spoonful on my chest! There's just something about food and my chest that go together. Everytime I eat, I slop something on myself. Am I the only one with this problem?

Nope, last night I had 2 chocolate sauce stains from when I was eating vanilla ice cream with chocolate sauce. I think it makes me look more attractive though.

No you are NOT. Eric calls me Messy Eddy.

Oh thanks Ari and Eddie......I thought I was the only clumsy one out there!

oh lord, hon, I am so clumsy! You'd never think I took ballet for 8 years. I'm a real dork sometimes.....Sasha just looks at me and I swear he's thinking, "Can't she get it together? Jeez! it's only a 4 ft fence!"

not usually with me but my dad does always!!

My favourite thing to slop over myself if pasta sauce - lovely bright right tomato sauce, usually on a white blouse. I twist, twist, twist it around the fork - balance it nicely, get it to my mouth and...flop - a bit will drop off onto the plate and spatter sauce all over me. Guaranteed. Every time!

Now if hubby's cooking pasta (which just happens to be my favourite) he says "you might want to get changed before dinner comes" in this case dressing for dinner means putting some old pjs on so the tomato spots on the front won't matter when the stain won't come out .

Beth, whenever I eat pasta of any kind, a bib is a must!

Originally Posted by sashacat421

No you are NOT. Eric calls me Messy Eddy.

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Jake thinks I should have a bib permanently sewed onto my clothes. Food always seems to find its way onto my chest. Glad that I am not the only one!

As a friend of mine would say, "Hmmmph! Can dress you up, but can't take you anywhere!" Me, too! I don't know how I managed not to get any of today's gravy (from my fries) on my shirt --
something's wrong here

Are we related?

I wear dark clothing (ANYTHING BUT WHITE) because of my clumsiness. I drop stuff; it's a fact of life. I trip over things. Thankfully no one in my life at current time finds my gift annoying.

I like bibs, they come in handy, but if you wear dark colors you really don't have to worry too much about it!

I have a perpetual soup stain/grease stain just right of center on almost all of my shirts and blouses...

but I call it saving it for later.. and figure, it's better it lands on my chest than on my belly.

I am surprised! I never would have guessed. I don't seem to have that dibilitating eating disorder. That can't be right though...

I don't think any less of any of you!

Honey I think the difference in anatomy is what gets us.

I am glad to know I am not alone. My favorite t-shirts and my scrubs are food magnets. I don't think I have ever eaten spaghetti without wearing it on my shirt, and occasionally even my pants.

Also, I gotta say, thank goodness for Dawn dish detergent - that stuff always gets the grease stains out of my clothes - it has never failed on me and is way better than the laundry stain remover sprays!

Nope, you aren't alone. I scatter crumbs, at least, at every meal I eat. I can't wear white, 'cause it doesn't stay white.
I'm no dancer (seeing as I have two left feet, and that's putting it generously) but I am the clumsiest person I know. I am often afraid that others think hubby beats me or something since I'm generally carrying at least two bruises from bumping shins, walking into door facings and other graceful actions. I mean, jeez, I once burned my thigh on a toaster oven (sounds dirtier than it is - it's actually pretty pathetic)
Klutzes of the world unite, I say!

i have the same problem - it's because of the 'shelf' as my mom calls it. she doesn't have that problem - her food falls in her lap, because she is small busted. there are some definite disadvantages to having big boobs!