If your cats could hold jobs, what would you picture them doing?

Teufel would have to be either a male model, an acrobat or a wrestler, i can feel his muscles in his legs are getting stronger!

Shenandoah would be the official leg massager and warm fuzzy giver.
He would also be an official taste tester for any foods.

Humble would be a counselor at a church. He listens well and offers purrs and advice.

Originally Posted by katspixiedust


Waffle would be a baker because she does the most intense and thorough kneading in the whole south east!

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Eponine challenges Waffle to a knead-off!!!

Jasper could be in security - we know when someone is inthe drive because he is running for cover.

He could also work in demolition. You should see some of the messes he's made!

His sister Jade (RB) loved men so I guess she would have been a professional - er- "escort".

This has got to be the funniest thread!

Sammy would be a good natured police detective, always looking into things, tough but with a heart of gold!

Milky as a BED Tester. (always he`s sleeping )

everytime when i arrive to home my bed side still warm and furry...

Stumpy: traffic control officer (he is a natural speed bump)
Scarlett: adult movie queen (our little **** kitty)
Koko: comedian (my little nut-case)
Spanky: social worker (he loves everyone and keeps the peace)
Dakota: stunt man (or perhaps not - he's clutsy and falls off of things all the time)
Pinky: bear skin rug (he's big, fluffy and likes to lay spread eagle on his back)
Muddy and Sage: big screen movie stars that play lovers (my little love bugs)
Bob: Tree trimmer (he loves to climb up in trees)
I can't think of jobs for the other!

Angel would be a house sitter so he could lay around all day and eat other people's food

Originally Posted by Momofmany

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Scarlett: adult movie queen (our little **** kitty)

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I cannot believe the level of promiscuity of all our little girls on this site!

I was thinking the same thing E!!

I mean, really now. Dori is a stripper, Saba showing her butt all the time in music videos, and Scarlett in adult movies! and CoCo -- a gigolo. Who knew? and Jasper! Jasper in a thong!

I just can't believe it.

Well all I can say is that they better be fully clothed and no oiled bikini shots when kneading!

Limerick would be a nurse, doctor, or teacher.... he's very sweet, always concerned about me. He trys to make me happy. He loves to cuddle and play, watch tv, and eat. He's always curling up at my feet or on my pollow when I sleep.

Lily would be a home energy consultant - she would let you know where all the draughty spots were in your home because she WOULD NOT be lying in them

Felicity - would be a professional dog scarer. She manages to scare them all at the vets - she has mastered "that look" it terrifies them!

Adelaide - would be a chicken herder - her main hobby is rounding up the chickens

Tippy - would be a bodyguard. She always runs to protect daughter or me if she thinks we're under threat!

Presley would be the official taste testor at Tyson chicken

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Pepper would do infomercials for those air beds...as all she likes to do is sleep and sleep and sleep

Conner would definitely be a taste-testing, food connosuer!! Hands down. The little fatty.

I can see Leo selling ice cream!
with his little paper hat and the white apron... the umbrella cart with a little bell... Yep.. has to be Ice Cream. : )