If your cats could hold jobs, what would you picture them doing?

One rule Jerry insisted on is when we got each of our kits, they would have to pull their own weight and get jobs....

Trixie is a waitress at the Cattery down on 42nd street here in Cleveland.

Petals works as a makeup artist in Dillards in Mentor at the mall.

Tiggy is a part time bouncer at The Pussy Cat club and also works part time at Cats are Us in the catnip dept.



How about your kits?

Sebastina: Jazz Radio DJ
Clara Bell: Daycare worker
Penny: Supermodel
Chunk: Sumo Wrestler
Scherer-Czar: Wal-Mart Greeter
Boo: Mob enforcer

All of mine are certified mattress testers!

During the day Dori would be one of those Sleep Therapist people, the ones who evaluate the way you sleep. This way she could be sleeping, and not get caught since her patients would be asleep as well

At night, she would be a stripper. She loves running and dancing around to get us to pay attention to her. (We call it dancing but really she just runs around in circles)

Eponine would have to be an agorophobic supermodel. She's pretty, standoffish, and has a very small appetite (and the vet says she is a bit underweight), but she is terrified to venture outside of her home. So maybe she would be an internet model that works out of her home?

i could see roxy being a professional poker player or a stunt double. But he would probably be working in a record store somewhere until he got his big break.

Buddy would be a sheep herder from the way he likes to watch and chase KC and he might moonlight as a shoestring tester since he loves to bite the ends of those and have us play with a shoestring.

KC would not work, shes to scared of going out so she would stay at home but I am sure she would volunteer helping others in various ways.

well lets see, Miniman would be a clown in the circus, and Dunkin would be a professional bum. lol

Patches would definitely be one of those supermodel/diva types because she a loner and is a certified Diva


Tiger would be a tester in a cat toy factory .

Princess would make a good drill sargent (sp). She has no problem being loud and bossy.

Patsy would be a good taste tester. She loves to eat and like to try different things.

Sweetie would be a security guard. She doesn't like any strangers (human or feline) on her property and will have to problem chasing them off.

George would also be a good taste tester, mattress tester, or tackling dummy. He loves to eat and he is sooooo easy going he just allows anyone to tackle him without fighting back.

Blackie would be an acrobat or dancer. She can twist herself in all kinds of positions and will "dance around" when she's happy.

This has to be one of the funniest threads, ever.

Sasha would be a hotel concierge. He's just so accomodating, patient, and is so generous and he loves to eat and also make sure everyone else eats. Not long ago I heard noises in the kitchen around 2 a.m. and went downstairs to find Sasha and 4 other neighborhood kitties just lounging around the food bowls. He taught them all to come inside and help themselves. He would moonlight, though, as a munitions expert in hunting wild game.

Saba would be in a J-Lo music video. She's always preening her long hair and prancing around showing her butt to Sasha.

Hammie: Private Investigator with Bi-Polar Disorder.

Zorro: Professional Wrestler; fined several times for biting opponents.

Snickers: Most popular comic in our city; adored by the ladies, envied by men.

K.C.: Famous jockey of the winningest horse in the Kentucky Derby.

Miss Jessie: Reclusive, anti-social Librarian.

Dusty: The only Runway model who is under 5 foot tall; known for her bright green eyes and her way with men.

Sierra would be a professional masseuse, she offers complete relaxation with her sweet kneeding! She also works on the side as the official Spokes Kitty of Grandma Lucy's Roasted Chicken and Wildside Salmon!

Bijou would run a day-care for younger cats.

Mika - just a bit too young to work yet but will probably take up modelling.

Rosie would have to be a singer of course with all the chattering she does, but we'll have her on cruise ships!.

Sophie i also call "No Fear" bacause since she was a tiny kitten she's never showed she's scared of Rosie, so i think we'll have her as a female wrestler

Paige.. would be a graphic designer just like me.. or a bassist (because it is said that the kookiest people are of those 2 professions)
Molly would be a female bouncer or bare knuckle boxer.
Gibby... A florist? that plays ball on the weekends.

Originally Posted by katspixiedust

Great thread.

My roomies cat Coco would be a gigilo. He's all over Waffle all the time and constantly strutting his stuff all over the place. He would also be mentally handicapped however, due to the number of times he's run into things or jumped at imaginary things on walls!

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Maybe he should meet Saba in her J-Lo outfit and video.