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post #1 of 13
Thread Starter 
My Dear Pets,
> When I say to move, it means to go someplace else, not to switch
positions with each other so there are still two of you in the way.
> The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other
dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the
middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food
and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
> The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating
me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall
faster than you can run.
> I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry
about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure
your comfort. Dogs and cats actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It
is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the
fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and
having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but
> For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by
some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not
necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under
the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I
> Also, I have been using the bathroom for years--canine or feline
attendance is not mandatory.
> The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt.
I cannot stress this enough!
> To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our
front door:
> Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and Like to Complain About Our Pets:
> 1. They live here. You don't.
> 2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.
(That's why they call it "fur"niture.)
> 3. I like my pets a lot better than most people.
> 4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who
is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.
> Dogs and cats are better than kids ...they eat less, don't ask for money
all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive
your car, don't hang out with drug-using friends, don't smoke or drink,
don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions, don't wear your
clothes, and don't need a gazillion dollars for college - and if they get
pregnant, you can sell the children.

I recieved this as an e-mail and thought this was adorable and yet so true. I hope you enjoyed this.
post #2 of 13
Thank you!!!
post #3 of 13
I love it!! Definitely made me laugh a few times! Thanks for sharing!!
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post #6 of 13
Thanks! I always enjoy reading it!
post #7 of 13
yeah that was cute, I had not yet seen that one
post #8 of 13
Oh that's cute! Thanks!
post #9 of 13
That was great!

My thoughts exactly...it was as if I had written it myself!

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post #11 of 13
i love it, so true, i like the rules, i might even print them out and stick them to my door
post #12 of 13
Thread Starter 
I am so glad that you like it, I had to e-mail it to all my family. We all have some of those relatives that complain about our cats as if they live at our home, right? Well, here they go!!!!
post #13 of 13
WOW, I am printing that out and showing my mom!! I wholeheartedly agree with every single word!
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